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Sakura Kasugano
What will happen if my school finds out that I entered into this tournament?
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Sakura Kasugano
...huh, you were strong as I expected. So how did I manage to win?
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Dhalsim
Popular opinion can change in an instant. Always stay true to yourself...
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Dhalsim
A man must be strong in the mind and limber in the body to succeed.
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Dhalsim
There are only two ways to master Yoga, the long way, and the longer way...
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Dhalsim
My mission is to spread the power of Yoga throughout the world.
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Dhalsim
Mercy is the power to forgive. Kindness is the power to forget.
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Dhalsim
Let the power of Yoga heal and release you from your fear.
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Yume-Yume
Lovely! How cute! Lovely! How cute! Lovely! How cute!
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Yume-Yume
Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! You're a cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!
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Yume-Yume
All hope is lost!
All hope is lost!
All hope is lo-lo-lost!
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Yume-Yume
Minimum wage!
Minimum wage!
Minimum wa-wa-wage!
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Yume-Yume
Lost in space!
Lost in space!
Lo-lo-lost in space!
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Yume-Yume
Poor lost dumb shark!
Poor lost dumb shark!
Poor lost dumb shark!
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Yume-Yume
See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
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Yume-Yume
Your world isn't real!
Your world isn't real!
Your world! Your world! Your world isn't real!
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Yume-Yume
Nanami is better!
Nanami is better!
Nanami! Nanami! Nanami is better!
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Yume-Yume
Happy killer robot bunny!
Happy killer robot bunny!
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Yume-Yume
Teach me how to sing!
Teach me how to sing!
Teach me how to sing!
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Yume-Yume
The concept!
The concept!
The concept of lo-lo-love!
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Yume-Yume
Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello!
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Yume-Yume
Happy thoughts!
Happy thoughts!
Happy tho-tho-thoughts!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
After I'm done with you, your oilmate I.N.A.B.A. will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
You fish out of water! Didn't a train get rid of your parents? And of that horny gremlin friend of yours? Trains are the best friend of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
After I'm done with you, your oilmate Nanami will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
You! The despicable oilmate of my nemesis! Even if you grind your gears with Nanami's, you will never be as powerful as me!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
Your story ends here, in SCHWARZERBLITZ II: FLASHBACK! Now in all theaters! Or, huh, no, right - direct to video! Yes! Don't miss it!
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Shaz Aliart
Foxboys! They're producing foxboys now! Why didn't they do this before? Why have I never met one?! Why are you so hooooooot?!
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Shaz Aliart
Todd! Forgive me! I had impure thoughts looking at this fox! You would have had them too! But I will never ever cheat on you! You're my only life partner!
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Shaz Aliart
You guys should think more about the design of those headpieces. They ain't lookin' good for yer brain!
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Shaz Aliart
BLOODY MOONFISH, you had your head surgically replaced with a FRIGGIN' GUN?! Are you insane?!
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Shaz Aliart
YES! The fist is mightier than the gun (or, at least, this is what Lazor says)!
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Shaz Aliart
Sit back, lizard! Winning prize money is something an apex predator should do!
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Shaz Aliart
ura, Bura... Ain't you that pal that's rockin' Lazor's willy lately? Never expected that overgrown idiot piranha to have a thing for lizards!
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Shaz Aliart
Bloody moonfish, Bura! What in Davy's name are you doing here? Paying debts is MY business!
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Shaz Aliart
YOU! I've seen you sneaking out of Lazor's room, two nights ago! I've heard him shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER" in the dead of night, bloody moonfish! Was it what I think it was? AND THAT SCREAM RIGHT AFTER! IT'S STILL HAUNTING MY DREAMS!
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Shaz Aliart
Who's this handsome fella? He looks familiar.
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Shaz Aliart
I swear I've quit drinking! Why am I still hallucinating?
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Shaz Aliart
Oh, come on! I thought this was the real world, not the motherangling Shadow Gallery!
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Shaz Aliart
BOI! I SAY, BOI! How in the bloody Neptune was this greenlighted?!
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Shaz Aliart
These were real chainsaws! How is this even legal?
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Shaz Aliart
You're so much better than that buttplugging robot! Ya're the oooonly robot idol that should exist! And you don't dab either!
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Shaz Aliart
MIRAI Nanami in nuts and bolts! Bloody moonfish, Lazor will become green with envy!
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Shaz Aliart
Bloody moonfish, it's you! NANAMIIIIIII! *squeeeeeee* Can I have an autograph?! I love all of your songs!
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Shaz Aliart
Beryl? No, pal, sorry, didn't see a blue cat named Beryl anywhere. Why you lookin' for her?
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Shaz Aliart
Huuuh boy, what even is this? I saw bad aliens and ugly aliens, but you are BOTH!
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Shaz Aliart
I swear, when I quit drinking I didn't imagine I'd become an Exploding Judo star!
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Shaz Aliart
Almost there! Almost there! I can taste my freedom!
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Shaz Aliart
For the record, I think MIRAI Nanami is a waaaaaaay better singer than ye. Ya should take inspiration from her!
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Shaz Aliart
... I still have my doubts, but maybe, maaaaaybe I should tell Cyphr about you. Or maybe not. What if she goes on a roaring rampage of revenge, bloody moonfish?
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Shaz Aliart
THAT DABBING! Bloody moonfish, this brings back some baaaaaaad memories.
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Shaz Aliart
Are you sure... you are I.N.A.B.A.? For a moment, I felt like throwing you down a running train, for some reason. Huh, wait... maybe.
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Shaz Aliart
Aehm... NOW, YOU SEE IT, SHOCKER? CHAD HARDER WILL NEVER BOW TO YOU! Oh, huh, wait. Chazz Altar. Yes, Altar. Chad Harder was my role in -huh- Schwanzerblitz. And -huh- I'd rather forget 'bout that.
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Shaz Aliart
OH NO, NOT SHOCKER! As in, Schwarzerblitz: FLASHBACK Shocker?! I have a baaaaad feeling about this!
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Shaz Aliart
Bloody moonfish, IT'S YOU! Behind that paperthin disguise, it's you! I can't be mistaken! What are you doing here, lobster?!
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Shaz Aliart
SBLAGALAGALAGALASH! (This one's for you, goddamn lobster!)
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Shaz Aliart
(I wonder if anybody recognized me from home. I sincerely hope not, but I'm sure Vince has his eyes on me).
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Shaz Aliart
Write it down, folks! If you want to buy the best fish, go to "The Paradise of Pangasius", by Aliart&Loyra! I... huh, happen to know both of them! Very smart pals! Especially that Aliart! A very, very cool guy! You should totally buy fish from him!
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Shaz Aliart
Hey, Vince! Look at me! I'm on TV! And I'm winning!
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Prince Barion
Which abomination spawned you? Are you a sort of weird MEMOGRAM too?
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Prince Barion
Cathode tubes? That tech is so old I could cry. But Beryl likes it, of course, because Beryl is an idiot!
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Prince Barion
A cat on a tree? Oh, myself gracious, what did Beryl do THIS time?!
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Prince Barion
Super hero? I HATE SUPER HEROES! I've been traumatized for life by them! AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT!
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Prince Barion
I see, so this was the weird reading the MEMORIAN collected...
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Prince Barion
BERYL! Stop messing with the controls! DON'T COPY ME EVER AGAIN!
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Prince Barion
There's only one Prince Barion Entelechia, you filthy MEMOGRAM!
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Prince Barion
BERYL, STOP MESSING WITH THE MEMORIAN CONTROLS, WILL YOU?!
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Prince Barion
Alright, I'm going insane, aren't I? That's just the MEMORIAN acting up again...
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Prince Barion
Do not think ill of me, catgirl. I simply hate your ilk to the guts. I've got deep scars from a catgirl, scars that will never heal completely.
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Prince Barion
DAWRANS? HERE TOO? But I destroyed their planet, killed them to the last living one! Darn you, Zareh, did you and your pink-haired monkey lover repopulated your species alone?! How many cubs?! How horny can you be to do that?! And those tails... so those tails weren't just tails?! I...
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Prince Barion
BERYL! Don't... show me hot foxboys ever again! They have a strange effect on my brain!
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Prince Barion
...I commend your abs, foxboy. Your physique is truly worth of recognition.
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Prince Barion
Catgirls, foxboys... BERYL! Stop messing with me! Are you a furry or what?!
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Prince Barion
"Rule #1: Sink the shark first!" - isn't... isn't it right, Beryl? Isn't it?
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Prince Barion
BERYYYYYL! Why did you mix Bramba with an idiot monkey?! How did you think it was a good idea?!
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Prince Barion
I'm NOT a sheep! I'm an ENTELECHIAN PRINCE, you savage! Hands off me!
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Prince Barion
Where can I buy five of you? I need to rebuild my army! I need to retake what's mine!
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Prince Barion
You can't call those puny weapons "plasma blades"! Not before the astonishing power of Prince Barion Entelechia!
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Prince Barion
If I had something like this during my invasion, I would have never been bested! This planet would have become a charred wasteland and I its emperor!
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Prince Barion
Saw this, Beryl?! You'll be next, you darned cat! It's all your fault, Beryl! All your fault!
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Prince Barion
I hate you, I hate your world! Terrans took away what I held dearest and forced me to work as a minimum wage fast food worker! I'll never forgive you for this!
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Prince Barion
I will burn you, this planet and all of your people, not necessary in this order!
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MIRAI Nanami
Glitches! Glitches everywhere! Anna-Anna, please, tell someone to fix them!
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MIRAI Nanami
Which corrupted PC have you came out from? Did I.N.A.B.A. free you too?
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