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Amakusa Shiro Tokisada
Gen-an: I am the Demon King. Your kin won't know you when I'm done.
Amakusa: My kin? Who do you think you're talking to? Some dumb peasant?
Gen-an: So-called Demon King. In the end, you'll kneel before me.
Amakusa: I will show you what a real king can do!
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Haohmaru: Amakusa, you still live? Well, I'll take care of this now!!!
Amakusa: Are you surprised? I exist and flourish!!!
Haohmaru: Enough talk. I will send you back to the demon world!!!
Amakusa: I do not think it can be done. I am the savior, I am GOD!
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Sinful fool. Only God can save you, and I am his agent!
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Amakusa: Your life would be better spent making paper crafts.
Gen-an: What is wrong here? I don't understand.
Amakusa: When you're finished blabbering, I will show you the Demon King!!
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Amakusa: Your end is nigh, Haohmaru. I'm going to mop you up!
Haohmaru: My task is incomplete, and you stand in my way!!!
Amakusa: If you seek forgiveness, GOD may show you mercy!!!! You beg for death, I will save you from life!!!
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I send you to God. One of us will have to go!
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Your sin is grave, and I will send you to it, rebel scum! The world will succumb to the cleansing fires of my fury!!! My blood oath will be fulfilled NOW!! From every dimension, demons are called forth to destroy!! Leave nothing alive!! Burn and destroy this land!! My fellow demons, you have been burned in the past!! And I avenge this crime against you. I'm feeling weak. Aaah, my task is almost complete. My pact with God, almost done. Soon, I will vacate this mortal plane. Satisfaction. This world will crumble, and be cleansed. It's everything I've always wanted. My second life, nearly up. God, my most holy host. I will do your bidding!! Heaven? Or Hell? This victory transcends all. Where next, God? If I have a choice, let me be by your side!!
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I pity this land. May God end this abomination.
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Andrew
Galford: My name is Galford. Nice to meet you, Mr. President.
Andrew: I'm glad you know me. And, why do you fight, Galford?
Galford: I'm a ninja who fights for justice. You?
Andrew: I say I fight for freedom, but it's really for domination.
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Yoshitora: Welcome to Japan. I have been wanting to meet you.
Andrew: Thanks for the welcome. It's great to be here.
Yoshitora: OK, well, let's fight. I want to feel your strength.
Andrew: Yes, it'll be great. Let's get down to it.
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This aggression will not stand, man. I draw a line in the sand.
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Andrew: It was close, but I won. It's the depleted uranium sword!
Galford: Yep, well, you've squashed justice before, haven't you?
Andrew: Thanks Galford. You are a hero!
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Andrew: Wow, you've certainly got force behind you.
Yoshitora: Well, I guess might makes right after all!
Andrew: I enjoyed this fight. I love fighting! Who are you?? Show yourself!!
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Have your people get in touch with mine, and we'll talk.
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Andrew: So, you said you had a proposal?
Yoshitora: Yes. I have a dream, but it's hard work. This dream, though, it's worth my life. I could use a partner. We could form a coalition.
Andrew: A coalition, huh? I have little experience with those.
Yoshitora: I want to establish a one-world government.
Andrew: Really? That's funny, I have similar ambitions.
Yoshitora: Well, it's good to know there are others who want this, too. Well? Do you want to pursue this together?
Andrew: Well, America will have to have control of it, so.... I'm just not sure it will work with us together.
Yoshitora: Well, thanks for listening. I guess we'll try again later!
Andrew: Of course you will. Well, take care, good buddy!
Yoshitora: Thanks, Andrew. I will see you later!! Friend!
Andrew: OK, so you guys are ready to take over the world?
Galford: Andrew, justice is a nuanced thing, not just black and white!
Tam Tam: Well, we stood up and were counted, so we have a mandate!
Andrew: This is like being in a war! Freedom comes from suffering.
Sieger: Andrew! I wasn't notified of this action!
Charlotte: I will give my life for this dream!
Andrew: Thanks, guys! Our world will be safe for democracy! YAY!
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Let's go. I will move forward for my dream.
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I must use all my attention and force.
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I must admit I am not perfect. But this fight, I can not loose.
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Basara
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It's your fault I will kill beyond exhaustion!
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Gaira: You have not yet crossed the river of death.
Basara: Don't wake me from this beautiful demon-dream. Heh heh.
Gaira: This madness must end. Since I'm here, I may as well end it.
Basara: You are not worthy. Do you think you stand a chance?
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Heh, smell this sweet world, and enjoy this demon-dream!
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Mina: The vibrations tell me you are possessed by a demon.
Basara: All this for me? Am I really that special?
Mina: I'm an exorcist. The demon inside must be purged!!
Basara: Come to my blood-soaked bacchanal! Let's party!!!!!!!
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When I am done, it will be like you never existed!
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Basara: The Grim Reaper smiles since Heaven's gates are locked.
Gaira: It's you who blocks your enlightenment. Only you can.
Basara: If you kill me, then I may be elevated, so just do it! Um... who are you?
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Ha ha ha, the party is just getting started. Having a nice time????
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Basara: Do not be afraid of me. I do not wish to instill fear.
Mina: You are a spirit the likes of which I am unfamiliar.
Basara: When darkness is all around, it is I that embraces you.
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Basara: Aaaahh.... Where am I going this time? This is strange yet familiar, like being home. What is this? I smell an ogre, one I'd like to eat!!!
Live Basara: STOP!!! Death comes too soon. My revenge is not complete.
Zankuro: A fool's task cannot be completed.
Live Basara: What??
Basara: I have found the one I seek. My soul will be warm tonight. Everyday, I have lived only for this day.... The madness of a man, deprived of love. I tire of this schizoid delusion.
Live Basara: The way clears, the winding road narrows at its terminus.
Basara: You have to make Kagaribi happy.
Zankuro: Who the hell are you? What does it matter?
Basara: My heart will go on!!! It's gone. I'm alone.
Kagaribi: You know I've been here all along. You've sensed it.
Basara: The gates of eternity open, but I can't enter them alone. I have fought to be here with you, back with you.
Kagaribi: No more fighting, just loving. Forever and ever.
Basara: In life we were separated by death, in death, reunited.
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Time is a velvet rope, and I'm on the arm of a superstar!
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Cham Cham
Ocha-Maro: You are not a monster, are you?
Cham Cham: I am Cham Cham, I like banana!! Got any??? Monkey face?
Ocha-Maro: How rude! You're dead meat, pal!
Cham Cham: Look, monkey. I'm sorry. Wanna share my banana?
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Tam Tam: I found you! Everyone is worried. Go home.
Cham Cham: OK, soon, but I still need more banana!!
Tam Tam: NO! Cham Cham, the bad spirits are around. It's not safe!
Cham Cham: NOO! I want more banana. Just one or two. I love them!
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OOH, you're the bad GOD!! No banana for you!
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Cham Cham: YAAA, I won. That was cool. I never win!!
Ocha-Maro: I had an important task, beaten by a numbnut!!
Cham Cham: Aww, don't cry, you make me cry, too. WAAAAAAA.
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Cham Cham: Waaa, are you OK brother Tam? Cheer up, share my banana.
Tam Tam: It's OK. Just hurry and leave it here immediately!
Cham Cham: I will. PROMISE! .......................... One banana?!? Waaaa? What is this?
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LOOK!!! I won!! I want a ba, a ba, a banana!
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Yoshitora: Be careful, women can be unpredictable!
Cham Cham: Wow, you have funny hair.
Yoshitora: My hair is cool. And what do you want? The new style!
Cham Cham: Guess........................... I want banana! Lots of them!
Yoshitora: What? You mean like a banana?
Kuroko: It is mystical fruit grown in Mt. Harehare.
Yoshitora: Mmm, I don't think I can provide a lot of banana.
Cham Cham: No banana? You liar! Hum, what is this?
Yoshitora: It is sweet beans bun. It is sweet and good. Try it.
Cham Cham: Sweet bean bun? It's good. OK, give me these. Sweet bean bun. Many, many sweet bean bun! Just give me a lot.
Yoshitora: OK, that's easy. We can prepare them, can't we?
Kuroko: Um, yes, I can do it!
Cham Cham: Sweet bean bun is so good. Try some, bro!
Tam Tam: Yayah, I've had them. Cham Cham, you got so strong!
Cham Cham: Yes, I am the second best after you in the world.
Tam Tam: I am very proud of you.
Cham Cham: Yes? You proud Cham Cham?
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When I win, I'll see how many banana I can eat!
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Who do you think I am? I'm Chamcham don't hit me...
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You hurt me!! You like to hit people like me, go ahead!!!
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Chample
Champuru
Cham Cham: Uo~? This thing is really strange! So round and small! Looks tasty! NIA!
Chample: Enba-enba-!
Cham Cham: Wait! CHAM CHAM, you run so fast! Even numbfish can't rival you!
Chample: No-ba-ya! Takurusarindo-!
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Kusare Gedo: Aa~? I've never tasted the small thing.
Chample: Awa! Chan... kabumisaga.
Kusare Gedo: Guhiahiahiahia.... Though it's small, it's fine as long as it's delicious.
Chample: Awawawawawawa aga-!! Nu-yaga-!!!
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Akisamiyo~! Cha-suga~! Jyoi ja-fe-!!
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Chample: Awawawa~ariari~.
Cham Cham: E~n! Why! Can't take it! Bukyu~! I want to become small, too!
Chample: Uwaaa~! Win it-fura-!! Uwaaa~!
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Chample: De-jiutorusan....
Kusare Gedo: Er? Where is the small one? Where are you? Guide me. Troublesome!!!
Chample: Afu...! Ke-ibusan.... --hawa! Nu-yaga!
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To-! Chang, de-jihaba!
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Come on! Makachookee chann, kuubayun!
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Charlotte Christine Colde
Haohmaru: Your beauty is only matched by your sweet fighting.
Charlotte: Knock it off. I'm trying to get into fighting mode!!
Haohmaru: My fighting style is the coolest.
Charlotte: Whatever, enough talk. I came to fight, so let's ROCK!!
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Sieger: Charlotte, what are you doing? Your parents are worried!
Charlotte: Thanks for the concern, but I came to fight.
Sieger: Ha ha ha, I am sure of that. I'll gladly fight with you.
Charlotte: You will not be spared from my full force of violence!!
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My sword will drain your blood from your body.
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Charlotte: Well, your fighting left a little something to be desired!!!
Haohmaru: Due to your excellent skill, I must admit!
Charlotte: Your sword skill was great, too! But you seemed a bit distracted. ...Who are you? Show me your face.
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Charlotte: What's up, is this it?
Sieger: I fought like a wuss!! I've gotta get practicing!!
Charlotte: I want to thank you for a great match. So long, Sieger!!!
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Killing you will save France? Then I won't hesitate.
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Charlotte: This is the end. HA!! I won.
Haohmaru: Yes, you are now the best in the world. France is ON TOP!! Keep in mind, next time I'll be the best!
Charlotte: Yeah... whatever! Guess I'm the best.
Haohmaru: What are you blathering about??
Charlotte: Haohmaru, do I really deserve this title? Am I that great?
Haohmaru: I was the best, and you beat me. What don't you understand?
Charlotte: It's weird, that's all. I'm just too analytical.
Haohmaru: You beat me, you can brag if you want. Go for it, you deserve it. Your confusion is silly, just relax. Here, hit this.
Charlotte: Mmmm, I guess so. Thanks.
Haohmaru: OK, well, I must leave. I will try to visit you in France! When I visit maybe you can let me try your country's sake?
Charlotte: Wait!! I am not finished. I have more to tell you. All right, go. Ahh, this strength. How can I use it effectively? Ha!! What's my problem? I do my best. What else can I do? I'll save some good wine for when Haohmaru comes to visit!!
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This is my chance. I know how to dance!!
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Earthquake
Andrew: You must be Earthquake. Didn't expect to meet you here!
Earthquake: You came all the way over here to catch me?
Andrew: I need to take you back to America. Please?
Earthquake: Gha ha, you think? You'll have to say more than "please!"
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Kusare Gedo: Wow, I hope you are all meat. You could be fattening!
Earthquake: Phsst, you are the one that's fat!
Kusare Gedo: You look so tasty. Soft meat, tasty meat.
Earthquake: C'mon, fat boy.
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Get out of my way. I am so close to being super rich.
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Earthquake: You are a hip ninja!
Andrew: If you keep committing crimes, I'll really have to kill you!
Earthquake: What sort of dreamland do you live in? ...Gf! What's this?
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Earthquake: Ha ha ha, you are too big and slow.
Kusare Gedo: Ahh, meat, my meat. Soft and juicy.
Earthquake: You think you can eat me being that slow?
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A suitable way of killing you? Smell this! Thpthpthpthp!
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Earthquake: That was easy. Japan's treasure is all mine. ...Hey guys, did you get all the treasure? Good, I don't think I see anyone else!
Bandits: I think we've got everybody!
Earthquake: Is that him again?
Bandit: Leader! This weird hole has opened! Gems, the likes of which I've never seen! In the hole!
Earthquake: A hole in the sky!! OK, get behind me, we're going through!
Bandits: Leader! Please wait for me!
Earthquake: OK, guys, just gather all you can.
Bandits: OK.
Earthquake: Wow, I have not seen anything like this. I cannot stop laughing. This is great.
Kuroko: I was gonna close the gate to the devil world. Well, I guess it'll be alright, though it's wrong!
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It is all mine, the treasure of the world.
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Enja
Kazuki: I smell the evil on you. Damn, what a stink!
Enja: DESHA!! JYUSHUA!!! DOGUROGKRAAA!!!
Kazuki: Sorry, you won't beat me. Come on!!
Enja: VIRARERIOOLA!!!
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Sogetsu: Hmmm. Oh crap, it's you. I was hoping I would not see you.
Enja: GARUUBAAA!! BOKORABORKEO!!!
Sogetsu: You... want... to kill me? OK, go ahead and try!
Enja: DORODORODORO!! DURAAAAA!!!
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VURDOGERABAAA!!!
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Enja: WUAHOOOHOOO!!!
Kazuki: Noo, Hazuki, and my brother. I've failed you!!!
Enja: ZBORUGAKDUE!!! GURUAAAA!!! ...DUA? GGAGAGBU?!
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Enja: FUUUDOOOO...! JURA! JURA!! JURAO!!!
Sogetsu: This power is strong. I only hope Kazuki will survive.
Enja: GURUGORUAAAAA!!!
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DUBURABUEHA!! GOOOOUHEOOO!!!
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Enja: GURUOIUJ!
Suija: It is time. Let us show our true POWER!!!
Enja: GURUHA!
Suija: Come on!! Join with me. Let us become ONE!!!!
Enja: HUUUNAOOO!! STUUUUUUPIIID!!! FUUUSAAA! BOO!! GRUJINNGOGOGA!!!
Suija: We put our minds together and our bodies. Now we shall see.
Enja: DORAASHU!! DEI! OOOHHH! GOOO!!!
Suija: Yeah, tell me about it!! It is time for us to pay our dues.
Enja: VAHAAA!!! GUHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Suija: OK, do what you want. I'm going to take a nap.
Enja: AAHHHIOIU!!!! DORUGURUAU!!!!! DOGUROBOAGGA!!! SJYUDOOODO!!!! VAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
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DONGOROGABAA!!!
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Gaira Caffeine
Kim Ung Che (KOR)
Nicotine: Gaira, you're a pitiful monk. It's not the Buddhist way.
Gaira: You talking to me? Well, shut up!
Nicotine: A disobedient child needs to be taught a lesson.
Gaira: Old man, you have lived too long!!!
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Wan Fu: Hey, I thought I saw a good looker!! It's you, Gaira!!
Gaira: Wan Fu, flattery will not get you a less painful death.
Wan Fu: You never fail to challenge, Gaira. It's what I like about you.
Gaira: You will die like a dog, crushed beneath my boot!
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Um, I'm not sure what you're talking about, so shut up!!!
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Gaira: You have cut my hair, so how should I lessen my anger?
Nicotine: Killing an old man. You're no Buddhist!
Gaira: I don't care. Prepare for your death. Hum, who?
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Gaira: Oops, well, I guess I missed the mark.
Wan Fu: You are strong, but you lack any kind of precision.
Gaira: You probably need more tiger bone in your diet.
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Look, I'm not in a good mood, all right? Get lost.
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Gaira: ...
Nicotine: What's wrong, Gaira?
Gaira: My life is void of meaning. I miss the warmth of the Buddha. What is the point of killing an old man, aah. Why do I have to prove that I am the toughest? Bad haircuts happen even to the best warrior. Why do I care? I have so much hate, so much fear. Why can't I find peace? All this over a crappy haircut!
Nicotine: Gaira, finally, you...
Gaira: I am going back to the temple. I dunno, I've got to meditate. The world needs less violence. Fighting does nothing good.
Wan Fu: Now you look like a real man.
Gen-an: At least we could contribute something.
Sieger: Gaira, I'm sure you will be the greatest.
Earthquake: This is great!!
Nicotine: There is nothing more I can teach you.
A couple of years later
Followers: Gaira, Gaira, you are so glorious!!!
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I will grind you to the dust from whence you came.
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Galford D. Weller
Earthquake: Grrrrrr. Where are you???
Galford: Earthquake! You freaked me out. What are you doing here?
Earthquake: I don't know you, who do you think you are??
Galford: Forget my name, but no one will forget what you did!
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Hanzo: You a Kouga Ninja!?? Hattori Hanzo, Iga Ninja Force Head.
Galford: Are you really Mr. Hanzo?? I'm a huge fan of yours!!
Hanzo: I will show you the heart of Ninjutsu.
Galford: I can't believe I'm gonna fight Hanzo. I must be dreaming!!
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I have sworn to destroy evil, in this task I will not hesitate!!!
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Galford: You shouldn't have left your master's skirt so soon!!!
Earthquake: Me? Train? You train because you need to.
Galford: Hey, that's not something a defeated man would say.
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Galford: I must be dreaming. I've beaten Hanzo!!
Hanzo: Galford. No foreigner has ever mastered Ninjutsu.
Galford: G-g.... GREAT!!! Mr. Hanzo complimented me!! I can't believe this is happening!!
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I told you I wouldn't hesitate. You evil jerk!!
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Galford: Awww. Yeaah! I've fought and defeated evil. All of my training in Japan has finally paid off. But, now is not the time to sit back and chill! Got to put my nose to the proverbial grindstone!! Oh my!
Nakoruru: Galford....
Galford: Nakoruru.
Nakoruru: Oh, Galford, you looked hot in that fight.
Galford: Yes, I did, didn't I? I mean, thank you.
Nakoruru: And... ah.
Galford: ....
Nakoruru: Galford... I.
Galford: Stop, Nakoruru.
Nakoruru: Uhm.
Galford: We can't be distracted. Evil lurks in our world. So, Nakoruru, take it easy. I am a Ninja of justice. I am Galford. As long as evil has a place in this world, I'll be there. Am I right? OK, Poppy. Let's go!
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I've waited for this. I serve justice and truth.
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Gaoh
Yoshitora: Remember when we were kids, playing and fighting?
Gaoh: You're a man now. All grown up, aren't you? As am I.
Yoshitora: The past is the past. I'm more concerned about now, this fight.
Gaoh: Forgive me. I'm sworn to kill anyone who comes in my way.
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Yumeji: I didn't expect to see you here. I'm glad to see you.
Gaoh: I fight for my country again. How about you?
Yumeji: I'm a swordsman with a mission already.
Gaoh: Any obstacle before me must be destroyed, even if it's you.
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My killing of you will make children sing and dance.
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Gaoh: Stop now. I must kill you unless you desist.
Yoshitora: You're a great swordsman. I think I've proved my point.
Gaoh: In time, you will see that your sword must not be your ego. Intruder, who are you?
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Gaoh: My vision knows not good or bad, just what helps or hinders.
Yumeji: I'm not saying anything, but good luck, OK?
Gaoh: So long, Yumeji. I gotta continue, you know.
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Your mind is corrupt, and it has warped your skills!!
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Yoshitora: You won, Gaoh. You are the one. Best in the world, a title you have held all along. As the winner, you get a wish. What's it gonna be?
Gaoh: Yoshitora, can you hear the suffering of the people?
Yoshitora: I only hear my stomach growling.
Gaoh: I guess, though it is cliché, I want world peace!
Yoshitora: Wow, right on. That's a noble wish to have.
Gaoh: Yes, well, being the best in the world comes with responsibility. Yoshitora, do you want to come? Maybe write down what happens?
Yoshitora: Well, I was gonna.... Oh, hell. OK, where do we start?
Gaoh: Phew, OK, glad you're coming. I will need help. Check this out. MAY ALL THE LIVING WITNESS!! IF YOU HAVE EARS, HEAR ME!!! HEAVEN!!! NATION!!! PEOPLE!!! GREAT WARRIORS!! TRUE WARRIORS!! THOSE LOYAL TO ME!!! GATHER AROUND ME, AND SHOW THE PEOPLE YOUR SAMURAI SPIRIT!! I DECLARE THIS DAY, THAT I WILL BRING PEACE UPON THIS EARTH! I WILL, I WILL!
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This fight must lead to better days for my people.
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Gen-an Shiranui
Haohmaru: I've never seen your style of fighting. I'm Haohmaru.
Gen-an: Oh, you noticed. Do you want to join me?
Haohmaru: Um, well, I'll consider it if you win!
Gen-an: OK, yeah, give it some thought!
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Mina: You must be Gen-an, warrior of Shiranui. You guys are good.
Gen-an: I know you, too. You are Mina Majikina, with mystical powers.
Mina: I'm warning you, go back to where you belong!
Gen-an: You belong in hell, my dear, hell. You like a datchee?
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Do you want to join with evil? You look the part!
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Gen-an: Do you regret what you said earlier?
Haohmaru: I'm a man of my word. Do whatever you like!
Gen-an: I thought you were a real man. I was right. ...Who the hell are you?
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Gen-an: I love to face off with a woman, makes me feel like a man!
Mina: I don't regret anything!!
Gen-an: Cry more. OOH, yes, that's right!
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I push your soul into the evil world!!!
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Gen-an: I'm the king of evil, and my arm is so cool-looking!
Haohmaru: Yeah, well, congratulations!
Gen-an: Sycophant! Well, I guess we should celebrate, but how?
Haohmaru: So, what is the first step toward evil, for a guy like me?
Gen-an: Well, I guess, I'm.... You know, I'm not really sure. Hey, let me ask you a question, what does the king of evil do?
Haohmaru: I dunno, you the one been saying it!
Gen-an: Yeah, I don't know, either.
Haohmaru: Is that it? Then can I go home?
Gen-an: Yes, thank you for your time.
Haohmaru: Well, if you need anything, let me know.
Gen-an: Will do, thanks again! Hmm, well, I guess I'll go home, too. Azami, if you were the king of evil, what would you do?
Azami: I don't know, you will always be my husband, evil or no! That's all I know.
Kids: DAAD, DAAD. We love you!!
Gen-an: Yes, I'm your dad. Ah, dad of evil. It has a nice ring to it. Forgive me, everyone. That silly quest! I'm home now.
Azami: Gen-an, my darling.
Kids: Yeei.
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My evil blood. MWAHAHAH!! All my evilness!!!!
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Genjuro Kibagami
Haohmaru: Genjuro, it's been ages. What brings you to the Gozen match?
Genjuro: Oh, well, you know, I want to kill all. Yeah... kill.
Haohmaru: Is that right? Well, let's see what you've got.
Genjuro: Stop barking like a dog, and show me your bite!
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Nicotine: It is sad to see my teachings warped by you.
Genjuro: Your death is at hand, my hand.
Nicotine: I once taught you how to live, now I will show you how to die.
Genjuro: You play for death. I will deal it to you.
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All right, maggot!! This banter gives me a headache!!
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Genjuro: Stand up! This is too easy! I wanna kill till I'm satisfied.
Haohmaru: You are a bigmouth, and you are fat, too.
Genjuro: Keep talking. It makes it easier to chop off your head!! What the hell is that?
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Genjuro: Still breathing? Hmm? Tenacious old man?
Nicotine: I excommunicated you for a reason. Do you know why?
Genjuro: Today I spare your life. Next time, you will not get off!
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Your weakness is befitting a dead man!
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Genjuro: I missed my chance to kill Haohmaru. Lucky bastard!! Oh well, time between fights does not really exist. Enjoy the days until we meet next, they are your last!!
Haohmaru: I have been waiting for you, Genjuro.
Genjuro: Last time, you had the chance to run. Have you made peace with your existence?
Haohmaru: Genjuro, did you hurt our Master?
Genjuro: That old guy still living? I've been excommunicated. I have no master.
Haohmaru: Our master and I are very disappointed in you.
Genjuro: You are fools who persist in your folly.
Haohmaru: The fool who persists in his folly becomes wise, Genjuro. This match will be my finest hour!!
Genjuro: Huh.... I'm really scared. I'm almost shaking in my boots.
Haohmaru: Say hello to the devil for me. You'll be seeing him shortly.
Genjuro: I'm gonna rip out your spleen and strangle you with it!!
Haohmaru: Waoooooo!!!!
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From this day on, you must thank me for your life.
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You are not worth the words I use to insult you.
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You may survive today, but your shame will haunt your days.
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You are a waste of space. I'm doing society a favor by killing you.
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I came to kill you. Do me the courtesy of fighting back!
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My master would cut out your tongue. I'll just kill you.
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Bow to me. I'll take everything you have, including your dignity.
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You WILL die like a dog, now bark, like one, beg for mercy!!!!
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Wake up. Winners get to sleep in, losers must get crapped on.
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The bums'll always lose, do you hear me?? The Bums will always.
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Hanzo Hattori
Iroha: OK. So, you are next. Don't hurt me too bad, OK?
Hanzo: A monster or a Ninja? You don't appear to be human?
Iroha: I just want to win for my master.
Hanzo: Well, with me as your opponent, your master'll be disappointed.
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Jubei: Hanzo, I've waited for this moment, now our time has come!!
Hanzo: I too have dreamed of this fight.
Jubei: We shall feel this fight for the rest of our lives.
Hanzo: I will show you all my ninjutsu. Hattori Hanzo, here I come.
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Hanzo: Even in hell, remember I am the shadow of Tokugawa.
Zankuro: The devil in you will die when you do!!!
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Hanzo: How odd her technique. Like nothing I've encountered.
Iroha: Master. Forgive me. I have failed you!!
Hanzo: You fought well, but you fought me, so master understands.
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Hanzo: Mr. Jubei, it was an art. I will not forget about this ever.
Jubei: It was great, Hanzo. I will not forget about this either.
Hanzo: I can proudly tell my wife what happened here today. Mmm. Who are you? Reveal yourself.
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Hanzo: You think you can win? Fade from my sight.
Zankuro: We used to be friends. But I'll kill you.
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Jubei: Ha ha. I understand, but that's more to look forward to.
Hanzo: I'll pass on to my family my honor besides ninjutsu.
Jubei: But ninjutsu isn't everything. I am still a man.
Hanzo: I shall continue my studies and one day come to be the master.
Jubei: Yes, it is the way. I look forward to the day.
Hanzo: As I said, the world is full of evil, so our fight must last.
Jubei: Yes, it is true. Our fulfillment is merely an illusion.
Hanzo: Our kind live in the shadows, and our work shall go on as it has.
Jubei: Our duty never ends.
Hanzo: So long, Jubei.
A couple of years later
Hanzo: Shinzo, Kanzo, you have completed your tutelage. Shinzo, from now on, you protect this land with the Iga Ninja.
Shinzo: Yes, I will do my best and bring you honor.
Hanzo: Kanzo, you help Shinzo and use your ninjutsu for the world.
Kanzo: Your words are like the light that remains in my eyes forever.
Hanzo: The path of the Ninja is not easy. You must go on. Keep your sword honed. Its prick must exceed my own.
Shinzo and Kanzo: Yes!
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The road to Iga ninjutsu is long. I'm still far away!
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One doesn't need two shadows, you shall die.
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My life only matters when this noble cause has been fulfilled.
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My life is meaningless without victory over evil.
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I win not with my sword, or my body, but with my spirit.
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Life or death, matters not, as long as you fight evil with good.
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In times of peace the ninja cease to have meaning.
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Whichever of us shall die this day, our names will be lost.
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A Ninjas path tleads to yet darker places, finally to death.
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In hell we shall not meet. For mine will be too dark to see.
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Haohmaru
Genjuro: Oh yes! Our time has come at last!
Haohmaru: Time for me to cleave you from this existence!
Genjuro: Silence, my quarry!! You will be consumed by my fury!
Haohmaru: I will remember happily how I killed you.
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Jubei: Long time no see. I can see you have been training.
Haohmaru: Yes, all for you Jubei!!
Jubei: Don't hold back Haohmaru, come here and let us finish things.
Haohmaru: The time has come!
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This fight annoys me!! But if I must, I will dispatch you.
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Haohmaru: Your destiny is decided. Your fight is noble, but futile.
Genjuro: Your mind games are inspired, but you fool only yourself!
Haohmaru: Your history is already written. Your weakness is legendary. I do not comprehend what I am seeing!!!
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Haohmaru: ...Well... Jubei? My sword is honed, wouldn't you say?
Jubei: This time I went easy on you, next time it's for real.
Haohmaru: I bested you this time Jubei, but we shall fight again.
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You cannot avoid me. I will be everywhere. Attack me now!!
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Haohmaru: History will remember me as the greatest warrior. Power is a strange feeling. I must meditate upon it. This land is broad and the world is vast! My destiny lies beyond this place. Perhaps I will find battles worth fighting.
Nicotine: Haohmaru, you've met your destiny. The rest is up to you.
Haohmaru: Master. My future is the fruit of your teachings.
Kyoshiro: Hey, dude, it's been great, you know?
Haohmaru: Whatever my future will be, remember me sometimes. I will fight the devils in hell in the hereafter. So long. My samurai spirit is eternal.
Oshizu: My master, my love Haohmaru.
Haohmaru: Oshizu.
Oshizu: Without you, I am nothing.
Haohmaru: You are not strong enough for the journey. I must go alone.
Oshizu: Please, don't leave me. Haohmaru, please.
Haohmaru: A warrior can't be encumbered with love. It'll dull my blade.
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I cannot wait to test my sword skills! Let's rock!
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Iroha
Mina: I feel that you are a bad person, and this makes me want to kill.
Iroha: I'm more than that, my dear. Much more!!
Mina: You are a monster. I knew it. Just don't hurt anyone, OK?
Iroha: OK, except, can I kill you??
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Shizumaru: Well, you are my opponent. Nice to meet you.
Iroha: A child like you should not have a sword.
Shizumaru: OOOH, damn. OK, if that's the way it's going to be!
Iroha: If you're my kid, I'd punish you! I'll punish you, anyway.
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Lord, I will do my best. If I beat him, will you love me?
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Iroha: YES! My lord, I won the battle. Are you proud of me??
Mina: HMMMM, I can't believe I lost. Maybe she cheated?
Iroha: OK, well, thank you for playing. Come again, won't you? Who are you?
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Iroha: Children should be seen, not heard. I'll cut out your tongue.
Shizumaru: You, woman, should not have a sword!!!
Iroha: OH REALLY!! So now it comes out, you miso.... WHAAAAA?
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I think what you are trying to do is wrong.
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Iroha: So, this is it, then. Finally, my wish will be granted.
Yoshitora: Yes, I promised. What is your wish?
Iroha: Please make my lord happy. He is very important to me. I don't think I can make him happy without this wish! OK, grant my wish. Goodbye!
Yoshitora: Wait, where are you going?
Iroha: Lord, thank you for everything you have done to me. I will never forget what you have done to me. How much I admire you, me, a lowly crane! Lord, please be happy. I will pray for your happiness from up in the sky.
A couple of months later
Iroha: I came back. Is my lord happy?
Yoshitora: Finally, you came back. Your lord's been sad since you left. I tried every trick in the book. No smile on his face. He needs you. Just go to him. He's been waiting.
Iroha: ...Y... Ye... Yes, right away. Lord, can I be with you forever?
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Lord, I will win and make you happy.
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Lord, today is dinner is gonna be wonderful.
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Lord, shall we go for walk. I will fix lunch for you!
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Jubei Yagyu
Hanzo: Jubei, I am honored to fight you.
Jubei: I feel the same way. Ninjutsu and Kenjutsu, which is better?
Hanzo: I don't hate you but our contest is real.
Jubei: I won't beg for my life, we will be enemies in this fight.
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Yoshitora: You have good taste, choosing me as your opponent.
Jubei: Nice to see you here. As your mentor, it makes me proud.
Yoshitora: No need to feign bad skills, when fighting one another.
Jubei: Yes, no doubt. Let's really kick the crap out of each other!
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Your suffering will be legendary, even in HELL!!!!
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Jubei: Nice fight! The power of Ninjutsu is to be reckoned with.
Hanzo: Jubei, nice one. I pray for your other matches.
Jubei: You lost to the best swordsman in the world, it's not so bad.
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Jubei: Well, I was your mentor, and it seems my work is not finished.
Yoshitora: I let you win this time. I pity an old man.
Jubei: I win, but that doesn't mean you lose, even though you did. Mmmm. Who are you??
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Your spirit is dirty. You must be cleansed.
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Hanzo: Jubei, your fighting leaves lots to be desired. To lose to you, well, that's unconceivable.
Jubei: Only through fighting can we bring about peace. This is my way.
Hanzo: Let's help each other achieve this goal!!!
Jubei: GREAT! Without you, this thing would be hard.
Hanzo: Your words honor me, but let's not get all touchy-feely!
Jubei: I fought you, it was an honor. I'm the greatest swordsman. YES!! Well, it seems we've wrapped everything up. Let's light up!
Hanzo: Sounds like a plan, Stan!!
A couple of months later.
Hanzo: Jubei, I haven't seen you in ages.
Jubei: I called you here to chat. That's all. Been thinking about the match. It evoked some feelings inside. I'm going to take a leave of absence to be a swordsman again.
Hanzo: Yes, it is a choice I have pondered.
Jubei: Be my own man, do my own thing, train with my sword. Well, maybe I'll see you on the outside then.
Hanzo: Not if I see you first! Ha ha, good luck my friend.
Jubei: Until we meet again!
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My technique is invincible. Let me show you!!!
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Kazuki Kazama
Enja: GGGRPPP NNFF ALLU ALLU!!!
Kazuki: Your words are gibberish. Where is Hazuki?
Enja: GGRRRP YYYPPDDD ALLU ALLU!!!
Kazuki: OK, I think I understand. You want me to destroy you!
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Suija: You look like you've lost something, or maybe someone.
Kazuki: YOU, you are the one who kidnapped my sister!!!!
Suija: She was not an obedient servant. She is learning obedience.
Kazuki: Shut up!! I will kill you right here, right now!
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You are in my way!!! Move or DIE!!
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Kazuki: Speak like a normal person. Where is my sister Hazuki?
Enja: DBURAGEHAIROL!!!
Kazuki: You drive me nuts. Just shut up.... Oh??? Who are you?
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Kazuki: Before you take your long sleep, tell me: Where is my sister?
Suija: Do you realize I am your GOD!!! You will be punished....
Kazuki: Shut up, and tell me where my sister is, useless DOG!!!!
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Look, my quarrel is not with you, so just let me pass.
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Kazuki: Hazuki, where are you?? She should be here!
Hazuki: Kazuki, my brother!
Kazuki: Are you OK, Hazuki? Are you hurt?
Hazuki: I am OK. Are you OK? You aren't mad, are you?
Kazuki: Of course not. I'm so glad you are safe.
Hazuki: I'm so sorry for everything. Thank you for rescuing me.
Kazuki: Of course, Hazuki. I could not let you suffer.
Sogetsu: Kazuki, I have been looking for you!!!
Kazuki: You have been sent to kill me? Well, I will fight you.
Hazuki: No, my brothers!! Stop, listen to me.
Sogetsu: Before we start, did you beat the beasts of Enja and Suija?
Kazuki: Yeah, that was me. I beat the crap out of them.
Sogetsu: OK, let's go. I'll smooth out things in the village.
Kazuki: What is he talking about? But, as long as I can go back....
Hazuki: So, this means I can be with both of my brothers forever?
Kazuki: Ha, as long as you don't go getting yourself kidnapped again. You'll have to start training as a warrior. You'll be safer!
Hazuki: NO WAY, no more learning for me. I'll make dinner, though.
Kazuki: Let's just take it easy, then.
Hazuki: Just take care of me your way, and I'll take care of you.
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Hazuki, I'm coming to rescue you!! Big brother is coming!!
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Kim Ung Che
Basara: Am I odd? Is there anything wrong?
Ung Che: You don't look like you belong in this world!
Basara: What is wrong with me, or you, or this world?
Ung Che: You are stupid. You will not attain Buddhahood.
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Gaira: You must be joking.
Ung Che: Why do you look the same as me, but without hair?
Gaira: I don't understand your existence.
Ung Che: I don't know, either. What is going on here!!
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Prepare for my sucker punch. HA HA HA HAAAA!
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Ung Che: You have too much lingering affection to this world.
Basara: I want to die, but cannot be killed!
Ung Che: You'll never get anywhere with that attitude!
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Ung Che: You deserve to die. We don't need two with the same face!
Gaira: This is ridiculous. I've a rep that you are gonna soil!
Ung Che: Ask the great fight creators in the sky what's up! ...Who are you?
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OK, that was easy. Where are the babes?
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I feel an unpleasant vibe!
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Fighting me, is like farting in the wind!!
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I don't dislike fighting. I hate funerals, though.
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the power of belief, you know what I mean?
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Everything you do eventually comes back to haunt you!
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You are ignorant, do well, by the world, and you'll be alright!
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If all you desire is a long life, you are no different than cattle!
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You're joking, you're not that funny. I'm not so modest!
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Jai guru deva om. Jai guru deva om. Jai guru deva om.
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A thousand mile walk starts with the first step.
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Kuroko
Haohmaru: Hey, seriously. I'm unable to expose the man behind the curtain.
Kuroko: I'm only a pure fighter. So please don't show mercy. I won't show mercy.
Haohmaru: No such thought. I can feel the sword in you. No mercy to foes!
Kuroko: I really like what you said. Let's enjoy this battle. I'm somewhat powerful.
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Kuroko: Well, don't think about bad ideas on the stage. Let's go back.
Mizuki: My! Embarrassing! Nothing to do with you....
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Nicotine: Ha ha. How longevous! I really didn't expect to meet you in this place.
Kuroko: My old friend. So exciting to talk like this. You're still fightable.
Nicotine: Man, you've changed. I've got what I haven't before. You may try.
Kuroko: I don't waste so many years. Let me show my skill.
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Kuroko: Still the same naive, sincere sword art. I expect your future!
Haohmaru: I accept your advice. I'll become stronger till I can surpass you.
Kuroko: I have new expectations! Make sure to let me see it when I'm alive.
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Kuroko: You must have known it. We can't do evil. Please agree with it.
Mizuki: A thing can't work like this. Seems you think you're so longevous!
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Kuroko: This feeling has escaped me for so long. It reminds me of the past.
Nicotine: Great work for an elder. Luckily, I'm your friend, not your enemy.
Kuroko: What're you talking about? Too modest. How lucky I am to know you! Oh, what happened?
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Come on! Never expected to join the royal match. So exciting!
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Kusare Gedo
Rimururu: Yay, I'm in the final. This should be easy.
Kusare Gedo: Gyuhi, finally I found you. I still remember you.
Rimururu: What!! You stinky old man!! Nooooo!!!
Kusare Gedo: Shahaha! I will eat you alive, fresh!!
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Shizumaru: Whoa!! Hey big guy, am I fighting you next?
Kusare Gedo: Uhiiiii. Mmmmm. Ha ha ha uyuuu. Shahhhh!!
Shizumaru: Uuugh, stop licking me. NASTY!!
Kusare Gedo: You look tasty, very tasty. ITADAKIMASU!!
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You stand in my way. Let me pass. I seek tender morsels!
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Kusare Gedo: Guhihihi. Struggle more. More wriggling!!
Rimururu: Noo, God, your breath. NO, not my skirt. Oohh.
Kusare Gedo: Your tender flesh makes me drool. Waaaa, who are you?
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Kusare Gedo: Hyuuuuguuhu! Ah? Aaaaa? Guu! I will eat you!!
Shizumaru: No, no, stop!! I don't want to be eaten. Ah, your breath.
Kusare Gedo: You can run, but I still smell you!
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Say what you want. I'm hungry, but you're not very appetizing!
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Kusare Gedo: Mmm, I shall eat you slowly...
Rimururu: No, no, no, no! Help me! Sis!!!
Kusare Gedo: You won't get away. I ate your sister already!
Rimururu: Help me! Sis!!!
Kusare Gedo: ITADAKIMASU. Flesh meat. Very tasty. Pleasurable. GOCHISOUSAMA.
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ITADAKIMASU.
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Got to make this fast. I'm late for my NAMBLA meeting.
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I will cut off your johnson!!! Yes, and eat it first!
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Hmmmm, you taste like a republican. Uuuuuggh.
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Kyoshiro Senryo
Haohmaru: Hey Kyoshiro! It's been a while. How's your sword?
Kyoshiro: You look good. Looks like you've been working out.
Haohmaru: You still acting like a samurai? Wanna see my sword?
Kyoshiro: Meet my Kabuki style!! I'm going to dance the crap out of you.
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Ocha-Maro: Wa ha ha. Now it's my turn to dance! Check me out!
Kyoshiro: You're the one with a dancing style!
Ocha-Maro: I know how to dance! That's right, I've got the moves!
Kyoshiro: Come on, I'm gonna dance you all up and down!
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All the dancing is boring. You will conform to my way!
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Kyoshiro: Take some more acting lessons. Your sword isn't convincing!
Haohmaru: I can't believe I lost! Oh well, I'll leave the rest to you.
Kyoshiro: Cool, well, have your people call my people, we'll do lunch!
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Kyoshiro: Damn, you are pretty good!
Ocha-Maro: Your moves are so fresh! I'm down with your jive!!
Kyoshiro: Well, you're not so bad but I'm definitely the better dancer. Mmm. What is that?!
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Wow, I've beaten you! Ha ha, tiny dancer, ha ha.
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Hey, check me out!!! I'm going to perform for you!!!
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Mamahaha & Shikuru
Iroha: Nice to meet you! I'm IROHA. I'll make efforts for my master.
Mamahaha & Shikuru: GARURU. GAUGAU! BIBI~. BIKI~.
Iroha: I represent master.... We get along so well. Let's be friends. I won't lose!
Mamahaha & Shikuru: GAAU!! BI-!!
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Rimururu: Oh, what's up with you two? You should be with my sister. Go to find her!
Mamahaha & Shikuru: GAU! GUU.... WAU! BIBI- BI- BIKI-!!
Rimururu: I can't do it? Wrong! I wanna save my sister. You stay here.
Mamahaha & Shikuru: GURURU.... GAU!! BIKI-!!
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GARURURURURURURUU!! BIBI~! BIKI~!
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Mamahaha & Shikuru: GORURURURUUU.... GAU. BI-. BIKI-.
Iroha: I lost it halfway. I can't accept it, but I still wanna congratulate you, friend.
Mamahaha & Shikuru: GUU, GAAU! BIBI-. BI-! --WAAU! BIKI-!!
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Mamahaha & Shikuru: ...GUU. KYUUN BI~.... BIBI~....
Rimururu: EN... ENNNN...!! I won't force myself! You needn't comfort me!
Mamahaha & Shikuru: GURURURU~.... GAU! BI-!
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GARURUUU!! WAOOO~O! BIBI~! BIKI~!
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GARURUUU.... GAU! BI-! BIKI-!
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Mina Majikina
Iroha: OK, you're not really gonna hurt me, are you?
Mina: I don't want to fight you.
Iroha: Well, c'mon, we're here to fight!!
Mina: I see, then. Here I come.
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Kusare Gedo: You looks tasty. You smell good. I'd love to eat you.
Mina: You're too ugly to desire, so much you ate your parents.
Kusare Gedo: Right, I must eat you! Oohh, tender flesh. Mmmm!
Mina: You must be sent to the other side.
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Vile slimeballs. All sorts of monsters, lurking around.
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Mina: Why are you even here??
Iroha: Lord, I am sorry. I have lost.
Mina: You don't listen, that's your problem. Never listen to me.
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Mina: What kind of.... You are a bit of.... Why are you like this??
Kusare Gedo: I want to eat.... Hungry.... Let me eat.... Ha ha ha ha....
Mina: I have to finish him. It is my duty to do so. Goodbye. The forces of darkness, they gather in front of me!
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This is the end. Now, leave me alone.
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Mina: Chample! Where are you??
Chample: Heylo!! Mina!!!
Mina: Chample, what is going on?
Yoshitora: I have been asked to look for your father. Whosoever wins the Gozen match is granted a wish. I will grant this wish for you, the winner.
Old Lady: You have a face that searches. For whom do you seek?
Mina: (This is stupid! He left so long ago, why do I care?)
Old Lady: Little girl, are you here to visit this grave? He was a good man. He worked so hard for people. He died worrying about his child and wife.
Mina: I, I didn't know that.
Chample: Mina! Mina! Mina.
Old Lady: Is your name Mina? In our tongue, Mina means "to laugh." With a name like that, I'm sure you will be happy.
Mina: I don't get this. I feel like before I knew something. It is too late to be Mina. I can't smile.
Chample: Mina. Mina. Mina...
Mina: Hwaaa? The sky?? It looks like it is smiling....
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The evil forces. Can you not leave me alone....
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Mizuki Rashojin
Kyoshiro: You are really hot. Mmm, all that glistening sweat.
Mizuki: (Ugh, yet another fawning admirer) Thank you, thanks a lot.
Kyoshiro: OK, well, I'm still going to try and kill you.
Mizuki: Your soul betrays your looks, and I will kill you.
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Nakoruru: An evil effluvium leaks from you. Phew.
Mizuki: Your powers are intimidating. It really turns me on!!!
Nakoruru: Protect me, mom and dad. Kamui, give me power.
Mizuki: After loving you, I will eat your soul.
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Get out of my way! I will eat your soul, too!
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Mizuki: Just give up. Stop squirming and let me. Mmm, that's right.
Kyoshiro: Hummmmmm?!
Mizuki: Shut up. Let me just eat you.
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Mizuki: Mmmm, this emotion spices up your soul.
Nakoruru: Noo, please. Uh, oooh, the PAIN!!
Mizuki: This soul tastes like a PEACH!! ...!!! Who are you?!
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You imbecile. Don't you know who you are dealing with?
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Mizuki: Well, what are you going to do now?
Nakoruru: I fight to preserve the sanctity of nature.
Mizuki: Wow, this puts us at odds. I wish there was some way.... You'll have to be sacrificed to the god of darkness!
Nakoruru: Er, um, well, what if I don't want to be sacrificed?
Mizuki: C'mon, it won't be that bad. It'll be over really quickly. I love to watch this. Soul eating. Bring the first soul. The second soul. The third soul. The fourth soul.
Nakoruru: It's a lovely ceremony, isn't it?
Mizuki: And, finally, the last step. A little of this.... The secret stone of God. You're lucky to be here. With this stone, my God can destroy the world. Aaah, I'm sorry. We need one more soul to bring him back.
Nakoruru: Noo, please. Noo!!
Mizuki: C'mon, it could be worse. Y'could be stabbed. Be proud. Your soul will bring back the God of the dark. Your relation to that false God is going to excite him.
Nakoruru: Please. Help me.
Mizuki: Heh heh, that's it. Just submit. It's easier that way.
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I can see souls, lots of souls for God to swallow.
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You know I never liked you. My taste is justified by your face.
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Scream, let madness engulf you!! For this is the end of all!!
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Another one bites the dust, and the world is closer to oblivion!!!
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Go ahead and pray, but my God doesn't answer your prayers!
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Keep fighting, shed your blood. Passion sweetens the soul!!
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You are a funny thing, you make me giggle, in spite of myself.
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Are you a devil? Or a disgrace? I think humans are scum!!
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Your soul is sweet, let me lick it, mmmmmm.
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Destruction comes! A rumbling behemoth!! And none shall LIVE!!
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Murasaki Nakoruru
Purple Nakoruru
Charlotte: Nakoruru, long time no see. Your skills rock!
M. Nakoruru: You French girls are super hot! And you can fight!
Charlotte: OK, let's do it! CHICK FIGHT!!!
M. Nakoruru: YEAH!! No hair-pulling!!
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Wan Fu: WHOA! You are hot! You must become my wife!
M. Nakoruru: OH, another admirer. What was that?
Wan Fu: You will bear my children!
M. Nakoruru: You have lost your mind! The thought is unbearable.
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You are the enemy of nature! Die, unnatural being!
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M. Nakoruru: I won't allow myself to be happy!
Charlotte: Why not? You beat me!
M. Nakoruru: I... feel something.... RUN! C'mon!
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M. Nakoruru: Hmm, have you come to your senses yet?
Wan Fu: You fight like a pro! C'mon, bear my child, bear my child!
M. Nakoruru: It is too late to save you. You are completely crazy.
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I only hear the crying of good spirits. I don't hear you crying.
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Let's go! My mom and dad will watch me fight!
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For nature, my sword will shed so much blood!
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Nakoruru
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I won't let you poison my world! Kamui! Protect me!
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Galford: Nakoruru? What are you doing here? You're out of your league!
Nakoruru: Galford, you, as I, felt the evil spirits awaken.
Galford: You want to test your mettle? Fight me and see who's tougher!
Nakoruru: No Galford! Listen! I can feel bad spirits are around.
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Rimururu: Hello sister! I wanted to take a walk, and smell some flowers.
Nakoruru: I need you to go home! The house spirits are getting lonely!
Rimururu: C'mon sis!! I wanna help you out!!! Geez.
Nakoruru: Get back in that house, and stay there!!
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You won't defeat me! My sister's waiting for me at home!
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Nakoruru: Damn it! Galford, we don't have time to waste. Stop it!!
Galford: Damn, you are so fine. Nakoruru, you think after this we can....
Nakoruru: ...Shhhh... I can feel something. And it's not you! I am sure of it. It's here!! Galford, run!!
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Nakoruru: Please Rimururu, I love you above all else, trust me.
Rimururu: Yes sister, I'm sorry. I'll go straight home.
Nakoruru: Look, I'm sorry. I'll be home soon, after I'm finished here.
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Your spirit has been corrupted. I will cleanse your soul!
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I will put an end to the Wenkamui.
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Nicotine Caffeine
Gaira: Little old man, what are you doing here?
Nicotine: How about you? Don't you need to train? You look weak!!
Gaira: Don't hold a grudge if I kill you! Well, you'll be dead, won't you?
Nicotine: I feel the bad spirits, don't you?
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Haohmaru: Hey, Master. What are you doing here?
Nicotine: Haven't given you a lesson for a while!
Haohmaru: Well, we never actually fought for real!
Nicotine: Well, it's time, Haohmaru! Come here, and take it! Uuuh!
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Nicotine: Promise you'll be good, then leave!
Mizuki: I told myself I won't kill anyone, except you!
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Nicotine: Gaira, do you know why I treat you like this?
Gaira: Beaten, by the likes of you!!
Nicotine: You haven't learned anything, have you? Resume your training!!
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Nicotine: You got much better, but still the same problems!
Haohmaru: Yes, sensei. I will train more, thank you!
Nicotine: Haohmaru, leave here. I can feel the darkness approaching us. ...Come and show me your face.
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Nicotine: Ha, I fought for real. Now my back hurts.
Mizuki: I won. This is the end of all this madness.
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The forces of evil gather. I must stop them!
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Ocha-Maro
Enja: Ooooooo...! Gagagaga!! Vuaaaa!!!
Ocha-Maro: I know of you. A demon from 1000 years ago!
Enja: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Ocha-Maro: My dance shall seal your fate!
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My dance will lull the evil back to sleep! I take my duty seriously!! I'll dance you in the face!
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Suija: You are a doll? I see a soul inside you! Little toy!!
Ocha-Maro: 1000 years ago, you did some naughty things!!
Suija: Well, yes, I've got a checkered past. Can you ever trust me?
Ocha-Maro: Your coy games will not wash with me. I dance, you DIE!!
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Ocha-Maro: HA! You will be sealed in. My dance will lock the door!
Enja: Doburaha!? Guhaa!? ...Gurujya...
Ocha-Maro: OK, one down, a kajillion more to go!
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Aaah, happiness. It feels really good to get something like this done.
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Ocha-Maro: I want you to disappear!!!!
Suija: Noooo, you fool. I'm noble, I'm a GOD. AAAAAAHH!!
Ocha-Maro: So this was successful. I have been waiting for you.
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For the world, for the people, I will finish my duty.
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Pak Pak
Paku Paku
Kyoshiro: How marvelous! The taste and style emitted out. You! Extra monkey!
Pak Pak: AWA! AWAWAA! UKIKIUKI. UHOHO~.
Kyoshiro: Wish to watch me dance? Then you dance, too. Let's dance pleasantly!
Pak Pak: UKI-! ENKINKIKI-!
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Sankuro: AH HA-HA-HA! You are a fool to face SANKURO, awed by all, monkey!
Pak Pak: UKI UHOHOYHOHOHO.... AWAUWAA!
Sankuro: Ridiculous.... I was despised just now due to a monkey! Let me teach you!
Pak Pak: UHOHOHO~ UHOHOOHOHO~. UKYA-!
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A~OAAOAOAO~AO! UKI! UKYA--!!
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Pak Pak: AWAWAAWAWAA~! UHOHO~. UKIKI~!
Kyoshiro: How wonderful! Kyoshiro Senryo, you dance so well. I just realized!
Pak Pak: UKIUKIUKIKI~. UHOHOHOHO~. --ENKI! UKI-!
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Pak Pak: NKI! NKIKIKI~! UKI-.
Sankuro: Why did I fall? A monkey fools me. A dream. I must be dreaming. Go to sleep.
Pak Pak: UHOHOOHOHO~. UKIKI-!
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A~O! A~OAOAO~~!
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UKI UKIKIUKIKI. UKI-!
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Poppy
Yoshitora: Hi, we meet again. How are you? A little surprised? Are you my rival?
Poppy: Bow-wow! Bow-wow!
Yoshitora: ...Will you forgive me? I'm ruthless to my opponents!
Poppy: Bow-wow!
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Yumeji: Isn't this Master Dog! Long time no see! What brings you here today?
Poppy: Bow-wow! Bow-wow!
Yumeji: Master Dog comes to join in match. No weakness exists. OK, Yumeji comes.
Poppy: Bow-wow!
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Ga-lu-lu-lu...! Bow-wow!
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Poppy: GU~...... Bow-wow!
Yoshitora: Still those words. I hope there is no abuse on dogs or cats. I can't stand it.
Poppy: Bow-wow! Bow-wow! --GU! Bow-wow!
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Poppy: GU~...... Bow-wow!
Yumeji: I won't make excuses but blame myself. Pray for Master Dog's luck.
Poppy: Bow-wow!
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Bow-wow!
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Bow-wow!
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Bow-wow!
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Rasetsu Galford
Andrew: A new opponent. Nice to meetcha!
R. Galford: You talk like a woman! Do you cook, too?
Andrew: Well, you talk like a man, so no breaks for you!
R. Galford: OK. Challenge me with the unique sword skill. I will beat it away!
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Jubei: Can't tell if you're a ninja, but, eh? I don't care!
R. Galford: You will fight me! You can't run!!!
Jubei: I'll show you the meaning of the word NINJA!!!!
R. Galford: Yeah, yeah, sounds great!
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AAAAH. A real fighter, not some phony!!!
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R. Galford: I was the better fighter, but you weren't bad.
Andrew: What's your mission?
R. Galford: Eh? You know, whatever. Nothing really. Who dat??
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R. Galford: Disappointing! You're out of your element!
Jubei: Who are you? Reveal yourself!
R. Galford: People who live in shadows don't need names!
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Your heart is full of meanness. But I'm cool.
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Justice is a big deal for me. I fight for it!
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Hey, boy, you are scared aintcha?
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There is someone I want to protect!
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I've fought jerks for years. I know you better than you do!
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I'd rather die than lose a fight! Um...
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My years of training! I need a test!
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If you want to fight, GREAT! If not, don't waste my time!
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Not to shabby, your fighting that is, you dress like a bum!
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Shaking hands? I don't know where that hand has been!
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Full of desperation? Full of Spirit? Full of foolish hope!
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Rasetsumaru
Rasetsumaru: I think your life won't be worth anything after this!
Amakusa: Thank you! Without you, I wouldn't be the demon I'm today!
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Haohmaru: You look like me, but, somehow, evil.
Rasetsumaru: I've found you. I will now remove your beating heart.
Haohmaru: If you think you can, do it. DO IT NOW!!
Rasetsumaru: Remember, you asked me to, so you can't sue me!
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Yumeji: Why are you here? I thought I...
Rasetsumaru: You thought you killed me? I'm touched.
Yumeji: It's my fault. I must finish my work here, now.
Rasetsumaru: Stab me, cut off my head, poke me in the eye, but you will die.
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Rasetsumaru: Ha ha ha, still alive?? Good, it's fun!!
Amakusa: Don't worry, I'll be here, killing you softly.
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Rasetsumaru: Is that it? Let's enjoy more.
Haohmaru: My sword is useless in front of this demon.
Rasetsumaru: If you are finished, then let me get your heart. Hmmm.... Who the hell are you?
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Rasetsumaru: Feces eater. DIE!!
Yumeji: My spirit's gonna die doing a half-assed job like this....
Rasetsumaru: Ha ha ha, this is like.... I dunno, but it's great.
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I will kill all who oppose me.
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OK, I came to get down, I came to get down, so get on your feet…
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Rera
Bust Nakoruru (Samurai Showdown 3/4/64)
Mina: You are very mysterious. You aren't a ghost, but....
Rera: I know what I am, but I will not exist for long.
Mina: Are you trying to stop the evil forces?
Rera: Nope, sorry. That's not what I'm doing.
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Rimururu: Hey, sis? Hey, you are not my sister!
Rera: My name is Rera, and aren't you supposed to be home?
Rimururu: How do you know? Did my sister send you? I'm not going!!
Rera: Listen to me and go home now. Do you understand?
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I am nature's vengeance, and you'll pay tenfold!
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Rera: You are a good fighter, but this is my fight!!
Mina: You have sad eyes like mine, and you feel this evil?
Rera: I feel them!! Whoever is out there! Show yourself!! ...I finally found you.
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Rera: I am sorry. I don't mean to hurt you, just wanted you to...
Rimururu: Huuuugeee wimpy wimpy. Rera is mean to me!!
Rera: ...I don't mean to hurt you. Just listen and go home.
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Go away! Return under penalty of DEATH!
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It must be it. I will put an end to this madness.
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Rimururu
Kusare Gedo: SLUURP! I was hoping I'd find you. MMM! SLLMP!
Rimururu: Oh! Gosh, you're so big. Do I know you? Have we met?
Kusare Gedo: MMM. What a tasty little morsel. It's time for me to eat!
Rimururu: Eeeek. Noooo. You are too slimy and gross! Get away from me!!
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Rera: Rimururu, didn't Nakoruru tell you to stay away from this place?
Rimururu: Hey, you're not Nakoruru. Who are you? Where am I?
Rera: I am Rera, but that's beside the point. Get out of here!!
Rimururu: Hey, don't speak to me like that!! I'm not going anywhere!
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The girl team isn't here, but I can still pound you!!
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Rimururu: Yuck! What a freak. Yikes. I was like, whoa! This is IT?
Kusare Gedo: This fight has made me hungry. Where can I find a place to eat!?
Rimururu: Not this place, that's for sure.
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Rimururu: Oh yeah BABY! I'm a badass, yeah!!!
Rera: I was easy on her, but she beat me so easily.
Rimururu: I beat you!! I beat you!! I beat you, beat you, beat you!! Huh? What the...?
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You shouldn't mess with nature, or girls!!!
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I'm not a kid! I'll show my sister that I kick some ass!!!
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Sankuro
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Are you real?
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Cham Cham: Your hair and face is funny! Like a banana!
Sankuro: Who the hell are you!?! Well, you're getting on my nerves!
Cham Cham: I will win! I want banana.
Sankuro: Banana? What the hell is a banana? You mean "banana?"
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Ass features! I wasn't to kill you!
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I feel good. Hey, you look tough. Want to join me?
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Yumeji: You must be Sankuro.
Sankuro: Yumeji, I never liked you.
Yumeji: So what? I always knew that.
Sankuro: Yes, you know everything! You know what? I'm going to kill you.
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Ha ha, your spiritual level doesn't mean crap to me!
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Sankuro: Please don't beg for your life. I just want you to die.
Cham Cham: Give me back my banana. I want it, it's mine!!
Sankuro: Oh, cripes. Here, take it in the gut!
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Had I known you were so weak, I'd have killed you earlier.
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You're tough. You can be in my fellowship, fer shure!
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Sankuro: Yumeji, you are an idiot!
Yumeji: Whoa, what's going on? No way!
Sankuro: I like hurting you! What? What what?
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AWWW YEEAAH, baby. My time has come!!
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Shizumaru
Haohmaru: Hey boy. Well, this is lovely. My, how you've grown.
Shizumaru: Don't patronize me. I'm here to fight, so let's go.
Haohmaru: You'll get no breaks from me. That's how the real world is!
Shizumaru: I don't need a break, old man, and you won't get one, either!!
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Kusare Gedo: MMM, I must eat. Where is my quarry? Where is my prey??
Shizumaru: Whoa, ugly bastard. Through which hole do you eat?
Kusare Gedo: It's not raining yet. I'm getting wet. Ahhh, an umbrella.
Shizumaru: Try me, fat man!! That rain is your blood! And it pours!!
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Shizumaru: I've longed for this moment. The power I seek is close.
Zankuro: I feel that I know this ogre, this face, that stench of hate.
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Shizumaru: Haaaa. Mr. Haohmaru, I won. I have grown much, have I not?
Haohmaru: I knew the time would come. You have always been a good fighter.
Shizumaru: This means you can stop calling me "boy," eh? Haohmaru??? Hum, whaaa?
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Shizumaru: Your breath is enough to kill a man. I'll stay here.
Kusare Gedo: MMM, time to chew your flesh. You look young and tender.
Shizumaru: Aaa, well, I'd rather not. I've not showered, and I must go.
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Shizumaru: I win. You fought me as a stranger, but we're not strangers.
Zankuro: Do you know who I am?? Please tell me!!
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I will win and my fame will help me find my family.
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Sieger
Andrew: Nice to meet you. My name is Andrew.
Sieger: We've heard about you in my country!
Andrew: Yeah, I've heard of you too!
Sieger: My iron fist will destroy my opponent, even if I like them!
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Charlotte: I had been looking forward to this day.
Sieger: Charlotte, I am glad you're a healthy girl!
Charlotte: My sword will pierce YOU!
Sieger: I'll slap you with the hand I swore an oath to the emperor with.
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Vanish, you evildoer! My country wants to eat YOU!
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Sieger: My chevaliers never lost. It is the mission for our country.
Andrew: Mr. Sieger, what makes you so strong?
Sieger: The answer is the same as yours. Strength of my country! ...Who are you? Show us your face.
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Sieger: How was the fisting? Charlotte?
Charlotte: You are very strong. I must apologize for my discourtesy.
Sieger: OK, it might be me who loses the next time! See ya!
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To win with my iron fist, I'll pull it from out of you!
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I will show you my country's proud military power.
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Sogetsu Kazama
Enja: GGNNPPP!!! FFFUUXXSSTT!!!
Sogetsu: Didn't expect to see you. Where's Kazuki & Hazuki?
Enja: GGNNNUUU!!! FFRRAAANNT!!!
Sogetsu: OK.... DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? No more talking.
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Suija: I have been waiting for you. I want your body.
Sogetsu: Just calm down.
Suija: I hate my body. And I need yours.
Sogetsu: You are bad for this world, and for that, you must die!
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You do not understand how deep your sin goes.
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Sogetsu: Phew, tired. OK, so that was tough.
Enja: GGRRNNPP!!! ALLU ALLU!!!
Sogetsu: OK, OK, I got it. So just, shuu.... We got to run now.
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Sogetsu: I'm sick of asking this question. Where is Kazuki & Hazuki?
Suija: You have a lovely body. Let's become one, an eternal being.
Sogetsu: Talking to you is like talking to the wall. DIE!!! There we go, that was easy.... Whaaa?
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Repent! Repent!! For your end is nigh!!!
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You guys are.... What am I going to do with you?
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Sugoroku
Sankuro: Ha ha ha, I'll fight anything that MOOOOVES!!
Sugoroku: Hey, I'll fight you. Show me what you got!
Sankuro: I got it going on. I'm on FIRE!
Sugoroku: Just shut up and fight. I tire of all these bravado tirades!
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Yoshitora: Are you the festival fireworks technician?
Sugoroku: I've seen you around the festival circuit.
Yoshitora: OK, idea! Let's do this in big-time festival style!
Sugoroku: Yah, OK. My fuse is lit. Let's explode!!!
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I'm not the type of guy to run in a situation like this.
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Sugoroku: I fight with the passion of Edo!
Sankuro: My stomach hurts. I'm not feeling well. UUURRPP....
Sugoroku: Got to watch what you eat off the street!
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Sugoroku: Phew, you worked me out. You are something.
Yoshitora: Yeah, I'd say the same for you.
Sugoroku: Hey, at the next festival, come over and say hello! UUURR. A face only an ugly mother could love!
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Keerap! You'll have to come back tomorrow!
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It's a festival of fighting!!! LET'S BURN IT!!!!
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My dad did a lot of carousing. I guess you might be my brother!!
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If I hurt you, by all means hit me back!
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Hey, I'm getting tired. I got a festival to get up for tomorrow!
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I am not satisfied, a bunch of cowards, where's your spunk!!
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The smoke from that firecracker is making me sleepy!
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Yeah, Woo, PAARRTAY!!
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Fun, that's what life is all about!!
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Stupid. Boring. Sad. Pale. Ugly. Drunk. Moron!!!!!
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Hey, could you shut up! Trying to fight here!!
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Suija
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You fool. There is only one God, and you choose another!?
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Kazuki: Aww, geez. Wish my brother were here.
Suija: Good attitude. Yes, be afraid of me. I feel your respect.
Kazuki: Shut up!! I will fight you, with or without my brother.
Suija: I was gonna let you go, but now I think I'll kill you instead.
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Sogetsu: Not that I want to talk to you, but, have you seen Kazuki??
Suija: Well, is he the sort of person who would kneel before me??
Sogetsu: I don't think so, and neither am I.
Suija: Silly human, there is no democracy in Hell.
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I will execute you. HERETIC!!
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Understand this punishment comes from God. Be proud!
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Suija: Do you want me to save you?? Choose your fate!!
Kazuki: Me? Saved? If you want to kill me, do it.
Suija: I see. Yes, a good choice. Let God kill you personally.
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Suija: Do you want to be saved?
Sogetsu: No. Eat it. I spit on your majesty. You are not my God!!
Suija: Aaah, brotherly love. Noble. I still don't get it, though. Aaah, always.... What is it!!
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I even scare myself sometimes. I messed you up!
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Praise me, God. Let me rebuild this world.
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Tam Tam
Cham Cham: Yo Tam! I'll fight you for this banana!!!
Tam Tam: Cham Cham, what are you doing? I told you not to come here!!
Cham Cham: No! This sucks!! I want to eat all the banana I can.
Tam Tam: Cham Cham, listen to your brother, or you will be punished!!!
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Ocha-Maro: Hey, who are you? Your vibes are alien to me.
Tam Tam: I am Tam Tam, God's warrior. He fights through my body.
Ocha-Maro: I've never heard of your God, but he seems like a nice one.
Tam Tam: I only fight worthwhile battles. My God won't interfere.
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You've got problems, dude. But I've got a sword!
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Tam Tam: Cham Cham, take off eh? We can go get more bananas later!!
Cham Cham: Ohhhh, big bad brother Tam is angry!!! I'm shaking, really!
Tam Tam: Found you. Must keep searching for the village treasure. Mmmm, an evil is upon us.
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Tam Tam: Aaao, aoaaooo. I dedicate this fight to my Lord!!!!
Ocha-Maro: Your God might be a nice guy, but you are terrible!!
Tam Tam: I've got to keep on keeping it on! You can rest here.
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In sunshine be reborn, and your dark spirit will shine!!!
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Cham Cham: Brother Tam. These are the Parenke and Tanjure stones.
Tam Tam: We have finally found them. Oooh, I'm so happy!
Cham Cham: Brother Tam...
Tam Tam: What is it?
Cham Cham: The winner is granted one wish. What'll you wish for??
Tam Tam: If you really want something, you must work for it.
Cham Cham: So, can I have your wish? I want a million bananas!!
Tam Tam: Cham Cham, that's a stupid wish. Don't wish for that!!
Cham Cham: OK, OK. Sorry, bro.
Tam Tam: Parenke & Tanjure Stones all safe? It's good, eh? So, let's go home!! We have, what? Something wrong?
Cham Cham: Huuuuu, yes!
Kid: Mom, I can run!! Look at me!
Old Man: I feel like a kid again!!! Yippee!!
Tam Tam: Peace has come back to the land. I won't need this mask. This peace is really something. I hope it lasts.
Cham Cham: Bro, you promised we go look for some bananas.
Tam Tam: I know, I know!! OK, let's go then.
Cham Cham: Together we'll make it a banana extravaganza!!
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I will regain the sister and treasure of the village.
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Ukyo Tachibana
Haohmaru: It is good that we meet finally. Your name is well known to me.
Ukyo: Yes, I too know of Haohmaru.
Haohmaru: May our names be remembered beyond this day.
Ukyo: Here I come.
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Yumeji: Mr. Ukyo, the last time we met was ages ago.
Ukyo: You look just as good now as then, Yumeji.
Yumeji: This Gozen match has me very excited.
Ukyo: With you as my opponent, I'm happy.
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Get ready! I've come to destroy all!
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Ukyo: Your style was everything it was cracked up to be.
Haohmaru: Compliments seem stupid considering I lost the fight.
Ukyo: I look forward to a day when we shall face off again.
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Ukyo: Yumeji, you fight like a master!
Yumeji: No, no, I've learned much from watching you!!
Ukyo: Your swordsmanship, it's really special. Mmm. What is that?!
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I hope your death will bring you purpose.
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Damn, my sword is really sharp!
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Wan Fu
Andrew: Excuse me, are you Wan Fu from Qing?
Wan Fu: Yes, you must be Andrew, from America. Hmm.
Andrew: I'm glad you know my name. We're gonna fight, right?
Wan Fu: Yeah, east vs. west. It's so EPIC!!
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Wan Fu: I will put an end to this madness, you evil duck!
Gaoh: I like your ambition, let's talk with our style!
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Yunfei: I didn't expect to meet you here.
Wan Fu: You look like a noble swordsman. What is your name?
Yunfei: Name doesn't matter. I have already left this world.
Wan Fu: You look pretty good for a dead guy.
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Wan Fu: Ha ha ha. I like you, Andrew.
Andrew: You're not what I expected. I like you, too.
Wan Fu: You are young to be a leader. You have promise.
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Wan Fu: Ha ha ha. I don't kneel for evil, and you're evil, so no kneeling!
Gaoh: I really wish you would reconsider working for me.
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Wan Fu: So, now can you tell me your name?
Yunfei: I see. My name, which I had thrown away, is Yunfei.
Wan Fu: Ooo! Finally, I meet you! Are you an ASSASSIN?!?
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I need a strong man to be my right arm!
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Yoshitora Tokugawa
Andrew: I've been hearing about the strongest man in Japan.
Yoshitora: Let's not beat around the bush! I'm ready to fight now.
Andrew: OK, let's get ready to rumble!
Yoshitora: This'll be fun for us both!
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Yoshitora: Self-satisfaction blinds you to the truth!
Gaoh: A bitch slap, just to wake you up!
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Haohmaru: You are my next opponent? It's been a while, eh?
Yoshitora: We sure had fun the last time!!
Haohmaru: As I recall, we tied the last time. Let's see who's improved??
Yoshitora: I was hoping you'd say that! Let's fight!
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Yoshitora: You're a swell fighter. I barely beat you!
Andrew: You were awesome, man. I'm really honored!!
Yoshitora: Same to you, it was great meeting you! ...?! We might have a visitor.
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Yoshitora: Next time, we shall have a better fight. Come to my place.
Gaoh: Gaoh, let's go out on the town, couple of baddies like us!
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Yoshitora: Shame has shut your mouth!
Haohmaru: I'll beat you next time!!
Yoshitora: Sure Haohmaru, sure, that's what you said the last time.
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OK, I'm here to do one thing, PARTY!! Oh yeah!
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Looking at birds which can not fly is so sad.
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Your eyes are dead.
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Don't think anything when you fight.
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Don't worry, you're not dead. I really am this good looking.
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We have to enjoy love and fight as much as possible.
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I am batterly who would fly high.
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Your last smile was very beautiful.
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I'm just getting warmed up.
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Go ahead, take a nap if you need to, really, close your eyes.
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Yumeji Kurokochi
Yumeji: Well, I never! For this, I will tear you limb from limb!
Gaoh: Mr. Gaoh, look, I was in the middle of something!!
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Rasetsumaru: You have been a pain in the neck for too long, Yumeji!!
Yumeji: Still alive? I thought I cut off your head!!
Rasetsumaru: It'll take more than beheading to stop me!!
Yumeji: Goes to show how little you use your brain. Here's death.
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Ukyo: Long time no see. I've got some new moves.
Yumeji: S'been a while. I've got a few new tricks myself.
Ukyo: So let's show each other what we've got!!
Yumeji: Sounds great. Haaaee yaaa!!
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Yumeji: You have some psychological issues. See a therapist!!
Gaoh: What a pitiful display. Don't make me laugh. Too late, HA HA.
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Yumeji: Well, it seems the end is nigh. AGAIN!!
Rasetsumaru: Aaah, my death. I have suffered long enough. Finish me!!
Yumeji: As you wish!
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Yumeji: That was really special. What an honor to fight you.
Ukyo: Mmmm, I'm still thinking about how awesome your moves were.
Yumeji: I really need more practice. Not quite gotten it down yet. What?
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I will give myself one more chance, or else it's suicide.
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Yunfei
Enja: GAGAGA! GYA!!! FUOOOOOO!!! ...DOA!!!
Yunfei: So, I trapped you long ago, yet you are still around.
Enja: VAAAA!!! DONGORABOGGA!!!
Yunfei: I must finish.
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Yunfei: You evil baaastard! My sword will guide you to hell!
Gaoh: Gaoh, receive my spirit!
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Suija: Hmm. It's been a really long time. Shall I call you Master?
Yunfei: As your ex-master, I need to teach you something.
Suija: Well, you are quite old. Are you sure you want to die?
Yunfei: Boy!! I shall show you real swordsmanship.
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Yunfei: You can never beat me. Just die!
Enja: OOOOOOO.... GURUJYU....
Yunfei: Hmmm. There is another one.
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Yunfei: Do not pile up the crime any further.
Gaoh: Someone will take over your patriotism...
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Yunfei: Don't worry, your best friend awaits you in hell.
Suija: What!!! You killed Enja? But we are GODS!
Yunfei: Say no more. I must say goodbye now. Hwaaa??
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Evil is strong here. I must fight it!
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Zankuro Minazuki
Hanzo: Zankuro, your sword is possessed by an ogre!!!
Zankuro: I've been away, and I never imagined I'd be fighting you!
Hanzo: You just didn't think, but your murderous rampage ends now.
Zankuro: Not before I take care of one more thing!! AAAAARRRGH.
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Shizumaru: Who? Who are you? Something inside me knows you. Who am I??
Zankuro: I know your sword. This is... interesting.
Shizumaru: The ogre inside me awakens!!!
Zankuro: I wish to fight as strangers. Our ogres are well-acquainted!
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My sword would make a fine souvenir. Try and take it!!
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Zankuro: My ninjutsu has been proven this day!!!
Hanzo: Zankuro, your ogre-possessed sword has a wish?
Zankuro: Yes, it wants only one thing. Same as me!!!
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Zankuro: My ogre laughs at your snivelling spirits.
Shizumaru: I wanna get rid of this curse, the ogre that moves through me.
Zankuro: Your ogres can only be defeated by you. I can't help!! Who are you? Show me your face.
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Are you to be my opponent? This game is won!!!
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I am the king of this world. Anyone have a problem?
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