Dialogue

Dive Win Quote I really need to finish my math homework. It was all within the established parameters. It is better to master 2 moves than to know 20,000. A weapon isn't good or bad, depends on the person who uses it. Martial arts are my passion, but I think my father expected me to be a Doctor.

Dr. Shoals Win Quote I'm done here. This examination is over. Take two of these, and call me in the morning. Yet other diseases will come! Other battles will be fought! But no matter what the illness...what the danger...Victory will be mine...for now, and for always.

Jefailey Win Quote Want a rematch? Meet me at the 24 hour pool! Schedule overlap me. I don't care. I'll still win. Your tournament's legacy has already been forgotten. I'm a filthy leaker. Don't trust me with your secrets! I usually disqualify late fighters, but I didn't want to miss my opportunity to beat you on stage.

Johnny Gat Defeat Boss! Bull[BEEP]! Eat a [BEEP]! Kick Karate! Oh yeah! Eat this!

Kenny Win Quote I'm satisfied now. I had you downloaded before we even began. Bam. One hit and three thirds of your HP are gone. I've never met someone who enjoys breakfast 7 times a day.

Kick Win Quote Parents just don't understand. Didn't I promise you fireworks? My stuff always works sometimes! You can cry, ain't no shame in it. That's right. You'd best to press on before you get straight molly-wopped up in here.

Kung Pao Win Quote The date's over. You weak, pathetic fool. To win your next match, use the element that brings life. You've got an incredible set of legs... for kicking I mean. Of all the horrors darkness holds; to die alone, that is my worst fear.

MarkMan Win Quote Promo codes for everyone! Maybe I should sponsor myself! You can art mod the Kickbox to give it your own personal style! Also be sure to check out our wide range of motion sensing devices. With a connector kit, sold separately, you can connect two Kickboxes side by side!

Mr. N Win Quote I don't hug white girls. Man, this diet is really working out! Where do I see myself in 5 years? Being a millionare from eSports! Anyone else want to finish running this bracket? I don't want to do it anymore. Do you think I have a promising career as a team manager? Just give me startup money, it won't disappear I swear!

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S-Kill Win Quote Hmph! You call yourself top tier? My name is S-Kill and I shall unleash rebalance upon this world. When I'm finished, I will be the man who perfectly balanced this world. Etch my name upon your soul, and know that the one who nerfed you is called S-Kill. You possess neither keepaway, nor rushdown. There isn't any reason to leave you unadjusted.

Stream Win Quote Divekick is dead. You are all free now! Only a sucker works a 9 to 5. Super free. Omega free. Sigma free. GET 15% OFF THE KICKBOX WITH PROMO CODE AGEKAPPA

The Baz Win Quote You're here to testify before the Add Shock committee. I got an apartment on the cliffs so I can live on the edge. Any more of this and they'll have to CHARGE me with assault and battery. Son, The Baz has got rope whips, leather straps, and a ripped gym shirt. What chance did ya have? Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end. I'M THE TORNADO IN THIS STORY!

Uncle Sensei Loading Screen Tip Food: Chicken Don't be like MR.N. Stay pressed, homie. Always respect the pipe. We have a kill screen coming up! What can you tell me about the four Wu Du? What if you could hate the player AND the game? The best character in the game is wearing a trenchcoat. Rapidly pressing the buttons makes the game load faster. The four food groups are Meat, Tacos, Steak, and Deep Fried. 12 people propagating lies over each other is not a "podcast". The secret to a successful online business is custom emoticons. Try not to get hit, as this can cause problems later on in life. Using "borrowed" art and music makes video game creation easy AND fun! Play to win at all costs, except for using throws. Throws are mad cheap. Movelists will be added with the next patch. Sorry for the inconvenience. Remember to act surprised when you're told wireless controllers are banned. Switching to an octagonal or circular gate is tempting but ultimately a trap. Except in situations where violence is the answer, violence is never the answer. Each creature has an attack type it is weak to. Test all of your moves to find out what works best. Take the win if your opponent's controller disconnects in the middle of a match. You'll be glad you did. Remember to drink lots of heavily caffeinated, intensely sweet soft drinks -- because you're an athlete. When life gives you lemons... hey man, free lemons! You can't get scurvy if you have a bunch of free lemons! At the end of the game, we will award stars to random players to make you even more angry than you already are. Playing with items on is anti-competitive. Turn them off and assert your superiority over anyone who disagrees. If you get hit with the echo sound waves, your controls become "Dolphiny" and the game will only check them every 8 frames. It all depends on your skill! And character match-up, and stage selection, and latency, and your controller, and if your opponent insults you or not, pansy. Win Quote Hey, do you have any food? You cannot dodge what you cannot see. You can see me right? If I had a nickel for every tip I've given, I wouldn't be so damn hungry. The wheel of fate is turning? Let me know when it's a wheel of cheese instead. I have open and notorious use of, continuous use of, exclusive use of, and actual possession of the dojo. They won't get rid of me so easily.

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