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Andy Bogard
Shadow Andy: I am a mere shadow. Goodbye.
Andy: Wait! What do you mean?
Shadow Andy: Shiranuis are made of light and shadow.
Andy: And you're my shadow?
Mai: Then can I have one, too?! Cool!
Shadow Andy: Oooooh!
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I'm a whirlwind. No one stops me!
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I underestimated you, ninja!
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Flames have no effect on me!
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You're quite good, and a real babe!
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Splendid. You're a fighting dragon!
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Don't joke with me, melonhead!
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For a ninja, you're too weak!
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I will crush all worldly evil!
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A fall of emperor is always tragic!
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You can't match my furious speed!
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Defeat is death to a real ninja!
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Mochizuki-style is all but a relic!
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It was an honor crushing you, twit!
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Too bad you're so incredibly old!
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You're no ordinary psycho!
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Andy: Let's go back home. My disciples await me.
Mai: Wait, Andy. Before we go, we have a date!
Andy: A date? What do you mean by that?
Mai: You'll see. Hee, hee.
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Wow! I throb with serious power!
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It's weird beating myself senseless!
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I must stay calm, or I won't win.
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I can't do it! I can't hit babes!
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This is no normal little tyke, I feel!
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Ninjas? Hey, it's not my problem?
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Get up, Geese. I'm not done yet!
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A real champ. All the right moves!
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Ya got great footwork, Kim!
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Gyaah... my body feels smashed!
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Ya got spirit, and that's it!
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Bet you've had enough, eh, Mai?
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Mochizuki-style is the way to go!
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Get serious, big brother!
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You Shiranuis know your stuff!
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Your sad ability is no match for me!
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Billy Kane
Billy: Hey hey! Catrina, my poopsie!
Mai: What are you grinning at, dweeb?
Billy: W, w, will you be my baby?
Mai: Like, no way, fool! Puke!
Billy: T, t, then how 'bout you, Mai?
Mai: Gee-rooss! Get lost, polehead!
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Burn, baby, and burn some more!
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Even when I lose, I'm cool!
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Geese, you flea-bitten dog!
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Wow, for a punk, you scream loud.
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Act like me and you die!
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You're yellow. Scream, ya baby!
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Are you really my Geese?
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Fools tire me!
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You're a real powerhouse!
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You smell like sweaty bulls!
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The heroes are all through!
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You're a creepy old geezer!
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Are you a pain addict like me?
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Billy: I'm the king of heavy metal!
Duck: Whoa! That pole work is cool! Yeah!
Billy: Rage, rage! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Duck: You should work luaus!
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Yeah! Burn, baby, burn like Hades!
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And don't waste my time again!
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There's only one Billy. Burn, fool!
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I'm roasting you whole, gramps!
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Kids today... They're nuts!
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Been bouncing on your head too much?
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You're weird.
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Hey, your undies are on fire!
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Must I fight you too, Geese?
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Playing innocent! You sicken me!
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Now I know why I work for Geese!
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You and your thugs are scum!
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Stay home and do laundry, toots!
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Terry. You egg. You rot with age!
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You're a tough old geezer, you!
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I could like a person like you!
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Blue Mary Ryan
Blue Mary: I'm gonna make you my pet!
Terry: You just try it, chump!
Blue Mary: You want it and you know it!
Joe: Hey, I'll be your little pet!
Blue Mary: Idiot! You'd be too real a pet!
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Your bones are creaking!
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You can't outrun my true power!
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Better trade your cudgel for a gun!
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You have no attack, dude!
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You sweat like the pig you are!
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I hate this babysitting stuff!
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You're weak, but beautiful!
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You beat, Geese? Show your stuff!
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You're great!
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Not a bad-looking opponent!
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I really hate women like you!
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I want to see you suffer more!
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Only your glare is scary, wimp!
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Blue Mary: I always get the post-battle blues. Sob!
Terry: Okay! Time to party!
Blue Mary: Yeah! Where're you taking me?
Terry: Heh, heh. That's my little secret.
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Heh, heh. Fallen right into my trap!
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You're as cool as bell-bottoms!
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Geese's thugs sure are tough!
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You just ain't got what it takes!
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Let me wipe your sweat, pal.
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You're good, but come on!
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You're funky. I like you!
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You're good at submission.
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I sense true evil in your bones!
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That's your best? Go home, cop!
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I like wild guys, not gross ones!
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You're far too overconfident!
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Blood does not match your clothes.
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Please, no tears. Just laugh it off!
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You turn me on, you stud!
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You are one tough devil!
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Bob Wilson
Bob: Yeah! I'm the star now!
Terry: Sorry, Bob. You're not ready for the majors.
Mai: What about me, guys?
Joe: No! I'm the star!
Bob: Not in this life!
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Over so soon? Let's go again!
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Andy, lighten up! You're scaring me!
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Oh, I'm shaking. You're so scary!
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Your Capoeira is not the real thing!
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Hey, jelly-belly. Watch yourself!
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A child. You're a cute little guy!
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I warn you, I can dance, too!
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Sorry. Usually, I'm a sweetie!
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Beat me and Geese is no trouble at all!
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You bullfighters sure are touchy!
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Victory to my long legs.
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Whew! I thought I was a goner!
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Hey, can I have that neat cape?
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No way! You're Terry?
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Battle is not for the aged, gramps!
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Cheng Shinzan
Cheng: It's time to make some money!
Hon Fu: Don't get carried away, pal!
Cheng: Oh, just lighten up!
Yamazaki: The jig is up, jellybelly!
Cheng: Oh, not this again!
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I can't go on! Food! Food!
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You did well. But you stink!
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Your flames are snuffed, bonehead!
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You could lose a few pounds!
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Run home to mama, wimp!
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I feel like new!
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I could clean up in Southtown!
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I hate you! Now get lost!
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Too bad there's no cure for idiocy!
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Rich people have the real power!
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How much can a matador earn?
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Money and power. I'm in heaven!
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Strong as ever, Master Tan!
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Hong Kong is mine forever!
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Chonrei
Chonrei: At last! "Imperial Fist" rules all!
Chonshu: Of course, big bro!
Chonrei: Chonrei, we're a great team!
Chonshu: Aaaaah! My head! It's gonna explode!
Chonrei: Chonshu, what's wrong?
Chonshu: Waaaah!
Chonrei: Chonshu!
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My Imperial Bop is unbeatable!
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I'm gonna stop you in your tracks!
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Join me. You could be useful!
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Leave Hong Kong! You're a disgrace!
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You call that a punch, limpy?
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Are you okay, my little Chonshu?
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You're a waste of time. Take off!
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Southtown will be a living hell!
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Well, that's it for today!
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A matador? Are you serious?
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It's not over! Let's mix it up!
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It's the end for you, Yamazaki!
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Chonshu
Chonshu: Aaaaah! My head! It's gonna explode!
Chonrei: Chonshu, what's wrong?
Chonshu: Waaaah!
Chonrei: Chonshu!
Chonshu: Hey, that's me. Here I am, fool!
Chonrei: Ch, Chonshu!
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You really expect to defeat me?
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You're too slow. Take off, cretin!
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Join us! You'll love it!
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You're an insult to Hong Kong!
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Chill, defeat is your destiny!
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Imposters are unforgivable!
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I'm nice to ladies, huh?
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I can't act too stuck-up!
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You're one scary old geezer! Whew!
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Nice get-up! You look stupid!
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You look good, but you're a wimp!
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Betray me and die, Yamazaki!
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Duck King
Duck: You love me, right, babyface?
Mai: In your dreams!
Duck: Bummer. How 'bout you, hon?
Blue Mary: No way!
Duck: Ooooh Myyyyy Goooooood!
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I'm nonstop! Whooo baby!
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Phew. I'm just too fast!
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Your fire heats my heart!
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You're funny. You a comedian?
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Kid, playtime is over for you!
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Dude! That was simply awesome!
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Wow, tears don't do you justice!
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You're a power-drunk fool, baby!
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You just have no fashion sense!
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But I didn't even start dancin', man!
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Nice. Where'd ya get those threads?
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Terry, you are one bad dude!
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Talk about gray power!
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Hey, you are crazy! Take a Valium!
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Franco Bash
Franco: I'm coming home, Junior!
Bob: Not yet, Bash! We got some business!
Franco: I'll never get home!
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Whaaaa! Junior!
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A nice guy. A nice fight!
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Billy, you'll eat that coudge!
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What a cute little guy!
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Sorry, cutey!
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Wow, you're durably built!
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You're mine, Geese!
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Oh, you crazy monkey-man, you!
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You're... perfect!
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Olé, Laurence!
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One more time, Terry!
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Yamazaki! You're a dead man!
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Geese Howard
Geese: Billy, I leave everything to you.
Billy: But Geese, where will you go?
Geese: Hmmph. Later, Billy.
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I'm invincible!
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Relax, soon you will feel no pain!
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You're still just a punching bag!
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You'll make a good warm-up, boy!
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You'll get no mercy from me!
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I'll show you Hades' depths!
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Buzz off, ape!
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Show me your Imperial power!
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You've made a big mistake, pal.
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You dare sneer at me directly?!
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I'll give you a break, geezer!
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Scum like you is no match for me!
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Hon Fu
Hon Fu: Yamazaki! I'm taking you in!
Cheng: How about being in my movie?
Hon Fu: With a third-rate cop? Hah!
Cheng: I bet you're the cop who gets shot!
Hon Fu: If the money's good, I'll do it!
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Over so soon? Wow, how easy.
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You're too tense! Lighten up, champ!
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Baddies shouldn't play with fire!
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You're good, for an obese slob!
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Watch it, or I'll really get mad!
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Handsome and fast. I'm a god!
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Wow, you're tough! Marry me, sweetie!
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Geese! The jig is up!
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Nothing but a silly little ape!
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Yeah, just laugh your defeat off!
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You're one tough customer, pal!
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Go back to cow-fighting, jerk!
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There can only be one hero: me!
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Just as tough as legend says, Tan!
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Yamazaki! You're busted!
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Joe Higashi
Joe: Now I can kick back and enjoy life.
Franco: Yaaaah! Me too. Me too! Waa hah!
Joe: Oh, quiet! Ya big, silly gorilla!
Franco: Who are you calling gorilla, monkey man?
Joe: Who you calling monkey man? Die, scum!
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Wow! Now I'm pumped!
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Get serious, or get in traction!
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Hey! You might poke an eye out!
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After this, how 'bout some gator?
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Hey, little guy, isn't it naptime?
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Prepare yourself, Geese!
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That was one creepy dude!
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Boy, you're one mean competitor!
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Hey, lose that silly mustache!
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Don't get too sweet on me, toots!
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What are you, a magician?
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Don't be so full of yourself!
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Hey, sorry 'bout that old-timer.
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At last, someone crazier than I am!
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Kim Kaphwan
Kim: Train with me and save your soul!
Yamazaki: Are you an idiot? No way.
Kim: Hoh, hoh! Keeyah! Cha, cha!
Yamazaki: Sorry. Forgive me, pal!
Kim: You never learn, huh? Aaah cho!
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Ya can't stop my fists of fury!
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You're one tough attacking fury!
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I have no taste for evil like you!
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You just don't have the feet!
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Hey, do you really work out?
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Learn some manners, bozo!
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Hey, stop dancing. I'm not joking!
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I just love tough broads!
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I brim with luscious evil!
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You can't win by attacks only!
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Hey, I know you!
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I lost fairly. You're tough!
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Don't mess with me! I'm trouble!
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Terry, let's have some fightin' fun!
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Thanks for the fighting lesson!
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Laurence Blood
Lawrence Blood
Laurence: You look a little down, dude!
Krauser: Laurence! You've moved up in life!
Laurence: You won't use me anymore!
Krauser: Impudent fool!
Laurence: What?
Krauser: Idiot! Waah hah hah!
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I love a face wracked with pain!
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You're shish kebab, leadbutt!
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Crims on flames turn me on!
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You're made for sticking!
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I see you get my point, huh?!
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You move like a bloated cow!
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You remind me of someone I know!
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Krauser, I won't do this again!
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Slicing a fellow matador is fun!
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Your gaze of hate thrills me!
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You're dangerous! Bloodthirsty fool!
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Mai Shiranui
Mai: Time for a little trip, eh, Andy?
Andy: With me? W, why?
Mai: Stop that whining and follow me, fool!
Andy: Yes, ma'am!
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Oooh, too much! I love victory!
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Andy, you're not much yourself lately!
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If that's all you got, give up now.
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Yes, I'm simply tough and cute!
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Take off some tons, porker!
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I am one fabulous babe!
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Shame on you! Always flirting!
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You're no Andy Bogard, silly!
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And that's for roughing up Andy!
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Grope me again and you're history!
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Hey, take it easy there!
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Yaaah! You're a scary beast, you!
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And I'm loads cuter than you!
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Mochizuki-style has no style!
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For a Bogard, you're pathetic!
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Gee, you're one tough geezer!
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Whoa! I'm still shaking!
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Sokaku
Sokaku: Whooooaah!
Tung: What's with you, fool?
Sokaku: It's the Thunder God! Gwaaaaah!
Tung: It's too late for prayers.
Sokaku: I'm gonna make your life hell!
Tung: Yeah? I'm outta here, big boy!
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Quiet! You stand before a god!
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Don't be tricked by the Shiranuis!
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Weapons cannot stop a god!
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Sorry, I have sassy chicks!
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Prepare to enter the serpent, pal!
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You're one evil psycho. Like me!
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Your moves are tough!
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Blood awakens the god Shura!
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You, a Shiranui? What a joke!
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Just what is that getup?
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You're too slick for me!
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Hey, don't knock yourself out,pops!
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It looks like you've seen Hell!
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Terry Bogard
Terry: Okay! Time to party!
Blue Mary: Yeah! Where're you taking me?
Terry: Heh, heh. That's my little secret.
Joe: I really hate those two people!
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What a workout!
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I'm not pullin' any punches, Andy-boy!
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Billy! You know you can't beat me.
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Till we meet once again, be cool, fool!
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Richard's Capoeira is awesome!
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Put on a few pounds, have you?
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You got a great future!
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I got rhythm, too, Duckster!
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A Shiranui ninja? Andy's got it bad!
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It's over, Geese!
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Just as dumb as ever, twit!
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I can't lose! Even to you!
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Too bad for you, I'm no dumb bull!
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Hey, get it together! Andy'll worry!
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You can't win simply through poor imitation!
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It was a pleasure, Master Tan!
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Take a few more lessons, palooka!
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Tung Fu Rue
Tung: Well then, what brings you here?
Terry: We've been dukin' it out, fool!
Tung: Well then, what brings me here?
Terry: As I said, we've been fighting!
Tung: Well then, what brings you here?
Terry: Oowhooa!
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Hey, who are you? What...?
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Now where was I?
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I feel tired all of a sudden.
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Hey, wake up. You'll catch a cold!
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Whew! I'm famished!
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Tung: You've gotten tough, boy!
Andy: Not yet. I need a lot more training!
Terry: We want to get tough, too!
Tung: Speak for yourself. I need a vacation!
Andy: Master Tan! What's wrong?
Tung: ...
Terry: Master Taaaaaan!
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I feel like new!
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You're far too kind, and dumb!
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I can't forgive the evil you host!
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Your money lust saddens me, friend!
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I'll crush your evil heart, fool!
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I can't believe your weakness?
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Relax, honey. Kids today!
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I'll silence your evil!
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You're quite the cool cat, huh?
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You're quite a powerful tyke!
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You really know your stuff, junior!
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I have slain your evil beast!
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I thought you were stronger!
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You have no originality, you!
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You have too much hate, friend!
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Wolfgang Krauser
Krauser: I'm really pumped now!
Laurence: What's up, Mr. Krauser?
Krauser: Good timing. How about a little match?
Laurence: No way. You'll obliterate me, sir!
Krauser: Sounds good to me. Ha ha ha!
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You make a nice warm-up!
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Out of my way, pitiful bug!
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Your loyalty touches me!
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This is no place for a maiden!
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Geese, you sadden me!
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Take my name, I take your life!
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Larry, you're lust too weak!
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Your blood will accent my wine!
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You have lost your identily!
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Yamazaki
Yamazaki: Now no one can stop me in good ol' Hong Kong!
Cheng: Guess again, melonhead!
Yamazaki: Looking to be busted up again?
Cheng: No way. How 'bout working with me?
Yamazaki: With you? You're alligator meat, fool!
Cheng: Yeah. I knew it was a long shot!
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Aww! I want to fight some more!
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That fine face is gonna be a mess!
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You can just kiss Geese's toes!
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You're sweet enough to eat!
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My use for you is done. So long.
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Give it up. Yah, hah, hah!
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You're fat and dumb as ever!
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Wow, you're really a weakling!
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I'll snuff you like a stray puppy!
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Your head looks like an ape, too!
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Come on, stop this evil, wimp!
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You're inhuman! I'm outta here!
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I'll show you how to use blades!
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Yes. You're one strong opponent!
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I hope you have a grave to go to.
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It's fun belting myself! Yah, ha!
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