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Andy Bogard
Never show your miserable mug before me again, you scum!
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Quit the bodyguard biz, pal!
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Wow, that Commando Sambo was one mean move!
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Nice footwork, pal. We'll have to do this again!
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Try again, pal?
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Duck, ya need more practice!
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You were strong. You're ready for a comeback!
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Lose to you? You're funny!
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A strong competitor. A few more years of training should do the trick!
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Joe, head on back to Thailand!
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So, you're the famous Kim.
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Mai, read your family scrolls. Shiranui is Japanese for loser!
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Mochizuki, you've lost your magic!
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I'll never lose again, bro!
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Come on, I'm just getting started!
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Billy Kane
You call that fighting? Good grief!
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Is there no one to fight me?
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Go home and have kids, toots!
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Come on and make an ass of yourself. Heh, heh.
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G, G, G... Geese. Are you okay? You're not hurt, are you?
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Oh, give it up. You don't have the power!
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Blue Mary Ryan
You call yourself a ninja? You're just too weak, dear.
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Lose to you? Wa, hah, hah!
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Wow, Bob, that was fun!
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Whoops, don't know my own strength. Sorry.
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Now that we're finished, I'll take the stun gun. It's scary out there!
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I hate weaklings. Take a hike, scum!
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Bob Wilson
Now you understand the strength of Capoeira!
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I hate evil people!
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Try it again, buster!
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Glad to have pushed your face in, Joe. Thank you!
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Gee, I've never mixed it up with a woman before. It kind of hurt. Ouch!
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Yes! I beat Terry!
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Chonrei
Hmmph. What a cream puff.
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You got me too riled, pal!
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Hah, hah, hah. Buzz off!
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Pump more iron, little bro.
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I'm sick of all these wimps.
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Chonshu
Just roll over and play dead. I'm bleeding invincible!
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Now you know my power!
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Just too weak!
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Junior, you've met your match.
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Over so soon? Geez. Back to the rocker, old guy!
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You fight well for a girl. Sadly, I'm just too tough!
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Duck King
As often as you replay it, the end is the same, baby!
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I am Duck, hear me roar!
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Bellissima, baby.
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With that dance, you had to lose!
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Sorry about your nose. It'll heal, though.
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Understand my power now? You capped cream puff!
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Franco Bash
Okay, that's all for today!
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Now go to sleep, junior.
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I have no time for losers.
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Go home, slick, and play catch with your rug rat!
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Call me the "King of Punch."
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Oh, go home, honey.
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Like the taste of my fist, Terry? You twerp!
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Geese Howard
Bogard, you were even weaker than I imagined!
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Billy, hit the showers. What a loser!
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Your ancestors were strong... So, what's your problem?
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Capoeira? That's just for big loser wimps like you!
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So this is the scroll's power. Nothing but nonsense.
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Yet another rat to rub out!
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I bet you're just a wimp, too.
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How 'bout using your strength for me, for evil!
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And don't let me see you again! You silly little wannabe!
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I don't care if you're a cop. A weenie is still a weenie!
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Hey, we've battled before. Maybe not. Wa, hah, hah!
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You were adequate. But no match for me.
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Take up knitting, weenie!
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Hmm. That was interesting. Laugh, clown, laugh.
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That's all you've got? Geez!
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Another rat for extermination.
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Hon Fu
Nothing but weaklings. I could just win it all!
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Hey, not bad, pardner.
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Whooee! That Geese was one tough hombre. Whew!
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Whew. Glad I got rid of that Kim dude!
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Not bad for a filly. How 'bout lunch sometime?
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Wow, I beat Terry. Now I can really brag!
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Now you just go home, kid.
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Joe Higashi
Well, beefcake, head on back to Japan!
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Uwaaaaah! "Defeat?" What's that mean?
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Hey, no one said stun guns were allowed in this match!
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Am I the ultimate, or what?
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Your little brother's stronger!
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If you're this sad, your brother must be pathetic!
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Hey, Duck, if you keep losing like this, you should consider hanging up your feathers!
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You've got a nice kick, but you're no match for me!
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What, finished already? What a gyp!
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Yeah, you certainly were good. I'll give you that!
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What a wimp! And never mimic me again!
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Yeah, my footwork is just too much. Right, meat?
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If you were cuter, you'd make quite a catch!
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Heh, you were strong. Not!!
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Wow, Terry! You've sure become a weenie!
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Orah, orah! Joe wins again!
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Kim Kaphwan
Keep on practicing!
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The fists are for justice, pal!
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Thanks for the experience.
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I'm gonna teach you justice!
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Go home and sew yourself up!
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Give up? Good. Now make like a tree and take a hike, ya runt.
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Are you okay? I tried to hold back.
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Like my new moves, Terry?
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Mai Shiranui
Ahem, try reading the Shiranui scrolls, OK?
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In Ninja Arts, we Shiranui have no equal. Got it?
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Wow, losing to you would be an insult. So I guess I won't lose, cutey!
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Don't forget, Bob. If I win, you buy me dinner later. Hee, hee.
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Wow, you're pretty strong for a rug rat. For a moment, I thought I was going to lose.
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I'm pretty strong, junior. You understand that, right?
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Next time, let's just have a dance contest. Ouch!
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Wow, you were tough, gramps. I'm drained. Phew!
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With moves like mine, Geese will be history!
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Yes! Call me No. 1!
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All that alligator meat has made you weak!
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You were tough, but no match for the mighty Shiranui. Whoa, ho, ho.
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Thank God I'm single!
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Now you know what it's like to fight a Shiranui!
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Whaddya think? Great, huh?
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Well, who's next?
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Sokaku
Heh, heh, heh. I thought so. The Shiranui's power is spent.
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Geez. What a loser!
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Rely on the scrolls, die by the scrolls.
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I'll bury you with this battle!
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If your ancestors saw your performance, they'd cry their eyes out!
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Your end is near. Take a long, slow hike, tweedle-dee!
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Terry Bogard
You've lost your stuff, dweeb!
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You sure can move your pole. But to think you could beat me?
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OK! If I win, it's a date! Don't forget now, right?!
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Next time, let's just get a hot dog or something!
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Take a slow boat back to China!
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I just can't win with this devil inside me. Aaaoooh!
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You sure've improved, Duck. But beat me? Nice one!
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Feel my gray-power punch!
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G, G, G... Geese! You're mine!
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Wow, you're pretty strong. You might even be better than the famous Kim!
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Hey, Joe. Sure you can make your way to the title now?
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Hey, butch, you're strong. You can take me on anytime!
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After this, you'll be glad to stay in the kitchen, Mai!
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If I let you show your stuff, you could be No. 1. Not!
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Now you know my real power!
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Yamazaki, your tricks no longer have punch!
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Yamazaki
Take a hike. I don't have time for scum like you!
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What a loser. Don't show your face again!
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Being this strong is a natural buzz. Kids, don't do drugs!
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Heh, heh, heh. Your time is over, grandpa.
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I hate guys who don't bathe! Now I'll clean your clock!
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Done so soon, sweetie? It was just getting fun!
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Get lost, or I'll kill you!
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