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Andy Bogard
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Over so soon?
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Hey, no one talks about my clothes and lives! Now pick up your teeth and leave.
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Huh? I eat wolves for breakfast. And I am not of feminine persuasion!
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Hey, cheer up, kid. You were good. And with good treatment, you should heal real soon!
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Wow, what a punch! I almost lost it! What brings you to these parts, knucklehead?
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So you know Cheng? That's why I couldn't understand what you were saying.
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Take a Valium, Joe, and tell me all about it while I get an ice pack for your glass jaw.
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Mai, this is my hometown. I have to save it from the evil that waits to be released!
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The power of dark thoughts? Ahhh, you're Mochizuki, huh? Die, you slug-eating filth!
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Maybe it's you who should go to Japan. I'm gonna get the bad guys for a change!
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Yamazaki: Heh, heh, heh. Andy Bogard. This is a real treat!
Andy: Just a minute! Just what do you mean by the scrolls? Spit it out, you friend!
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Blue Mary Ryan
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And I'm the weaker sex?
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So you're Andy Bogard. Call me when you've healed. Kiss, kiss, blondie.
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I'm one of a kind!
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No one calls me "honey" and keeps their spleen!
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No technique, no victory. Take a rest, Igor.
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Geese, shmeese. You're just a weak old geezer.
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Nothing but weirdos. Cop or no cop.
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Too bad, I only go for stronger men in clothes.
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I hate losing streaks, and you aren't so beautiful anymore, toots.
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The mystery deepens. Even this guy knows of the scrolls.
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You and your brother have such nice eyes. Call me when the swelling goes down.
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Yamazaki: You're quite the powerful little spy, Mary. Love to hang
around...Not!
Mary: Hey! Get back here, you eunuch! I knew I should have snapped his neck when I had the chance!
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Bob Wilson
Call me...Bob. My fatal Cooperia fighting style will blow you away!
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Come back when you're ready.
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Andy, I told you, you were no match for the power of my Capoeira fighting style and me!
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I've never met such a strong woman. I think I'm in love!
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Another imposter to the Capoeira crown bites the dust!
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Good punch, no footwork.
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So that was Geese, huh? He's just an old sack of tired bones in my book!
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Don't forget the word... C... C... Whoops, I forgot the word. Enjoy traction, bud.
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Muay Thai champ? More like Muay Thai chump!
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Mai! Hey, Mai! Wake up! You okay? If I treat you to dinner, promise to not get mad?
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Now you know who's top.
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Too bad. How about I buy you a hot dog, Terry?
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Yamazaki: Hmmm. Not a bad fighter at that. Bye, dude!
Bob: Hey! Get back here! Secret scrolls? Plans? Just what rerun have I landed in anyway?
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Franco Bash
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Just lie down and sleep. You've had a rough day.
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Oh, you have such nice blond hair. Get a shampoo, boy; this is a man's world now!
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Sorry about the nose, babe. Don't worry, plastic surgery can work miracles these days.
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Isn't there anyone who can give me some competition? What's the world coming to?
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You should have taken a few more lessons before you crossed my path, cockroach!
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Kind of gettin' old there, Geese. Didn't even get a bruise.
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Sorry. You'll find your nose, I'm sure. Now, I have bigger fish to fry.
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Another kickboxer. Before I go, I should clean this Muay Thai mess.
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This place is not for a woman! Go back home, take off your shoes, and stay in the kitchen!
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I don't have time to play with some scroll-searchin' punk midget. Get out of my way!
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You were a strong opponent. Next time, let's just play chess. I'm gettin' too old for this. Ooh.
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Yamazaki: You fight like a fiend, my friend. Good luck to you. Ciao, Franco!
Franco: Hey! Get back here. My son! Where is he!!! Tricked by that weasel! If he touches my son, I'll terivaki him!
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Geese Howard
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Good match, pal. Not!
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You've gotten stronger, but you're still no match for me, Andy. Hang it up!
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Don't call me pansy again, bimbo! Now leave my town!
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This town is nothing without the presence of yours truly.
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Yamazaki. Don't ever enter my town again without my express written permission!
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There's only room for one power-mad maniac in this town, melonhead!
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No two-bit Hong Kong cop is going to ruin my plans!
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Oooh, you were as strong as my pain reliever. Oh, my sinuses are killing me.
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Tell the Bogards and their brief-wearing friend that Geese is here to stay!
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So this is the level of the Mochizukis? Sad. So very, very sad.
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Hey, I've been waiting to meet up with you. Just wait until I regenerate. See ya!
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Yamazaki: It's just like you, Geese. Never one to be truly out of the picture.
Geese: Shut up and get back here, pansy! That weasel. I'm gonna decorate my study with his hide!
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Hon Fu
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Not even worth the time.
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Hey, you're Andy, aren't you? Cheng told me all about you! So, what's Mai really like?
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I think I'll spend a little bit longer here. How about some lunch together, okay?
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Let's take a look through your establishment, okay?
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Hey, weren't you in those old monster movies in the fabulous '50s?
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So, I captured the infamous Geese Howard! Promotion, here I come! Yes!
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The original always prevails!
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You're a superstar, all right! Superstar fool!
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Maybe you'll understand me better now, eh, toots?
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These Japanese I always find quite mysterious.
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You fight like a demon, blonde one. I am most impressed. Put 'er there!
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Yamazaki: It's been a pleasure, Officer Fu. But I got places to see and things to do!
Hon Fu: Aaah! Get your fanny back here, dragon spit! Oh, my back! Why that... Got away yet again! But I know where the loser went!
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Joe Higashi
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Aw, get up! I didn't even get started!
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Go have Mai look at your wounds and take the first plane back to Japan!
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What are you calling undies, toots? This is my formal wear, I'll have you know!
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So that was the power of Capoeira? You'll excuse me for yawning.
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Good-lookin' guy. Good-lookin' guys like you are always wimps, right?
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Whose dress are you making fun of, pal? This guy in undies just kicked you silly!
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Oh, you just steam my egg noodles sometimes, you silly Muay Thai maniac, you!
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You saw your action, Mai. Go home fast before Andy and Terry get on my case!
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Geez! You're one ugly, disgusting dude. Take a shower, pal! Peeee Uuuuu!
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Well, Terry, it looks like the neighborhood is in my trusty hands now. Later!
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Yamazaki: Heh, heh...This is a real treat. Joe Higashi, huh?
Joe: Hold on there, tomodachi! That joker! He knows about the scrolls! I'll have to get tough!
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Mai Shiranui
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Wow, that was quick!
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C'mon, Andy. Joe told me about the scrolls. What's your involvement in this?
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You pack quite a punch, sister. I have a lot to learn about my own femininity.
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Thanks for showing me about Capoeira. Quite an impressive way of fighting. Not!
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Hey, aren't you Franco Bash? The current King of Kick? How about an autograph?
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You're Geese Howard?! Andy said you bit the big one and here you are... Whoops, were.
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I don't know what Cheng told you about me, but tell him to keep his filthy mouth shut!
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What do you mean, secret scrolls? C'mon, Joe, cough it up or I tell Andy!
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Oh, take a rest, slimy!
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Mochizuki, huh? My grandfather would whine about you guys all the time. Not so tough, huh?
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So you must be the guy who blabbed to Andy about the scrolls. Bigmouth!
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Yamazaki: Heh, heh, heh. Not bad for a bodacious broad. Later, babe!
Mai: Hey, get your male chauvinist backside back here! Just who does he think he is? Hey, where did Andy go?
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Sokaku
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Get some practice, pal.
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Don't threaten me with the Shiranui name! I'll clean my teeth with that family!
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Your ancestors never met up with the mighty Mochizukis!
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Hmmm. There is nothing of importance here. Time to go to the next battle!
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Don't judge a book by its cover, Bash!
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Geese, not only is your goose cooked, it's buttered, basted and broiled. Sayonara, toad!
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And you call yourself a cop!?
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Muay Thai means nothing to the mighty Mochizuki clan!
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For ages the Mochizukis have quelled evil. Now it's time for us to have fun!
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There is a lot to be said for your own person. Try it some time, you putz!
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Southtown's hero falls under the fierce feet of the tough Mochizuki macho men. A-ooga!
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Yamazaki: Just forget about the scrolls, Ninja boy. You can't win.
Sosaku: Hey! Get your mangy weasel tail back here! I smelled evil in that fiend. That or he needs a bath. I'm gonna crush him!
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Terry Bogard
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Okay! Piece of cake!
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Hey! You told Mai about the scrolls in the first place! Stop always getting on my case.
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Wow, you still can move! You were one tough cookie and I like that in a chick!
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What do you call a guy with broken arms and legs floating in a pool? Bob!
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"Bash?" More like "Poof" if you ask me. I wonder what surprise is up next?
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I'm axin' you if you could do me the favor of stopping your bleeding over my new shoes.
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Well, thanks for dropping by, Joe. You should know Cheng is a raving loony.
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First, don't call me Goldilocks! Second, cover up that cleavage. Have you no shame, Mai?
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I don't know what the hell this bozo is talking about! Sure, I'm the right guy?
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A good fight, but, as I thought, a copy is never as good as the original!
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Yamazaki: Heh, heh. Terry Bogard. This is a real treat.
Terry: Just a minute! Why, he mentioned the scrolls! Joe wasn't just wasn't whistling Dixie.
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