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Brocken
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The superiority of German technology can not be matched... Whoa! Herr Braun's remodelled ship!
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It was a foregone conclusion. I was made to fight and kick major butt!
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Surpassing country and time, I have come to know friendship for the first time!
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I have walked this thorny path for Germany and I sure hope I get a darn good pension!
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Fuuhhh. Another page in my legend is turned.
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You scum. Do you not know the concepts of purity, morality, and beauty? Nope, guess not.
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I am well aware of your big eyes and teeth. Call me the friendly woodsman! Grimm, huh.
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Not even a god can stand in my way! Unless she's built, that is.
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So you enjoy blood, such a sight makes me...makes me...goooOOO WAAAH!
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Captain Kidd
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I can't believe you let me out! No fair! Take me on, loser!
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Geeeez! This is my ship! You should not have come up against me, silly person.
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You sure are strong. Were you in the legendary UNDERWORLD BLOOD BASH?
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Whew! You sure fight well. You could probably get to the UNDERWORLD BLOOD BASH if you tried!
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Fight well and don't humiliate me! Even if you win, the battle will continue!
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You weren't as tough as you seemed. No UNDERWORLD BLOOD BASH for you, my little vienna sausage.
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I made it to the finals! Now I'm off to win the UNDERWORLD BLOOD BASH, suckers!
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I just can not fight fair, heh, heh. Hey, the boat. Who did this?
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Hey! I can't give up here. Arrrgh, Jim-Boy!
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.....Hmmmph. A mere stowaway on the ship of life!
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....Hmmmph. You fought well. Tonight the drinks are on me!
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I know all of you dig me. Just send my fan letters to my Jamaican love pad, mahn.
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I hate people who are bound to the ideas of duty and friendship. Oooh, yuck!
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How does a cool person become like you. It makes me sad!
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Hey! You're 48 years old. Not bad for your age!
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Hey! I hate spunky women!
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Dragon
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Geez. Recently everyone uses some sort of weapon. Sure takes a lot out of ya!
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Hachaa! The fans call to me and I must give them your spine!
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Achaaaa! You should have known you were up against Asian dynamite!
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Haccho! Remember my movie ENTER THE GEKKO? No. Well, I'll recreate the final scene.
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I think I'm going to become a star in musicals from now on!
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Achooooh! There sure are a lot of loonies in this crazy, mixed-up world.
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The results of my research are in: Fighting women is more fun. OH, you're a man.
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Hooooh! Why not joining me in my next movie. You can be a grip.
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Hooooh! You sure are green. Why not work out with me next time.
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Erick
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Oh, honey. The final battle comes with the dawn. What the...Good. Training!
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If you want to become strong, just eat nine times a day like me.
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I am a viking, and I am okay. I pillage all night, and I sleep all day!
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I'd just like to say to my wife and kids, everyone I kill or maul is for you and you alone.
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To my son, my wife, and my koo-koo, nutty Viking pals. I'm coming home!
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You have a nice future ahead of you as tomato paste, buster!
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If I lose...What am I saying, I can't lose. Yaah, hah, hah!
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My wife Leia punches harder than you! Now come and let me crush your snotty skull!
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There's no way I'll lose to some with your bad taste. Grodiola!
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Fuuma
Fuma, Fūma
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I've been away from work for five days. Oh, what the hell, my boss is a weenie... Whoa!
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Fuu, ha, ha! I won. I won. Hey, let's do it again!
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Oraaaaah! I'm ready any time any where. Even in Bratislava!
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Hanzou. Where are you. Hanzou. Hanzou. Hanzou...Monotonous, isn't it?
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Heh, heh, heh, heh. Hey, heh, heh, you call yourself a fighter, heh, heh.
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Now you can say it, I have the better hair style, right?
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Orah, orah, orah. A release of gase from an individual has more power than thee.
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You are cuuuuuuuuute. Aaah. I'm free now if you want to, ah, go somewhere.
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Hanzou, I thought you were my equal. Then I think I'm Napoleon, too.
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Hanzou
Hanzō
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The Finals. I resolve to make sushi of your entrails, lover of the evil path! To strength. To victory. To a one-way ticket to Poughkipsee and the Finals I will use to the Fullest my numbing Ninja Power!!!
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Every day fighting and practicing... this is the life.
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Hey, wait. We have only just begun to have fun!
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Thank you for making me sweat, but not for making me smell. P.U.
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It was happy to meet one as legendary as you--and push your face in!
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Fighting me won't make you strong but it will end your training--permanently!
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So this was the fruits of your training? Pathetic!
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"Virtue always wins." says the proverb. Virtue and a good 300 kilo punch!
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No matter how tough it gets, I will not bend to evil. Unless she's cute.
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Hey! You were strong for a useless woman. But don't take it personally.
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J. Carn
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Gah, hah, hah. After one match, the championships. Whoa! What's that?!
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You are not fit to lick the goat mess from my boots!
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Gah, hah, hah! Learn from my example, Don't drink and fight!
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Gah, hah, hah. You're training is lacking, as is your deodorant. Phew!
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Yeeees! I won! Yeeeeah! But I'm not surprised, mind you.
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Designer armor? No matter how I look at it, wimp is written all over you!
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You're not bad. Care to become my foreign adviser?
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Gah, hah, hah. You've become more seasoned. Basil and thyme, I believe.
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It was good to grapple with a Samurai... And kick you're Shogunate butt!
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J. Maximum
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OOOH! The tedium. Must I have been born so strong?
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Next!
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Shoobeee, Doobeee, Doooo, Wop, Gabooooh.
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Now you understand why I am known as the Killing Machine!
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The blood. The pain. The twisted flesh. Just like my football days!
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Wow...You sure have changed!
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A fabulous match, shall we now retire for an aperitif?
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That's no way to treat a lady, but not many ladies wear jockey shorts!
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You're nothing but muscle. Not like me. I got brains, bud!
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Jack
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Tomorrow, the final battle. I can't wait for the blood... the blood. So this is Japan?
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Heh, heh, heh. I love this business!
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Heh, heh, heh. You do not have enough blood to satisfy me.
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Heh, heh, heh. The taste of a titan is always to be relished--then ketchupped. Heh, heh.
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My mother said never trust someone with stretching arms. I know what she meant.
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That was it?! I didn't get a sip of blood. I'm going to a hockey game!
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The real Jack will in no way lose to a weenie, look-a-like like you.
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Heh, heh, heh. You really are big boned.
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Heh, heh, heh, heh. I'm a bit ashamed.
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Janne
Jeanne
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Must I always be subjected to wimps? Oh, gee! Who is this idiot?
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Oh, hoh, hoh, hoh. To be as strong and beautiful as I am must be a sin!
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What a boring match. Come back after you practice...Better yet, don't come back.
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Just once I would like to lose to a strong man. Ooh, I hope no feminists heard that!
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Oh, hoh, hoh, hoh. It seems I am not destined for connubial bliss!
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Call me the moon of beauty!
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Oh, hoh, hoh, hoh. The goddess of swordspersonship cannot lose!
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Oh, you big lug. You let me win. I guess you're just a big softy.
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Oh, hoh, hoh, hoh. Your cute, but I have it all!
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Mudman
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The Holy Voice said Unto me, "Kibanga." ...I don't get it.
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Aaaah. I hear the voice of the Holy One. Wow! Such language!
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Believe in the word of my Maker and you too can look like me!
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If you're feeling kinda down, do the Mud Dance with me. Whooopa!
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Oh Holy One. I have fulfilled my promise. Un oh...
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How about eating one of my spirit helpers to calm your soul.
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I want to play in the sunshine with my little spirit buddies!
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What a babe! May I present you with one of my little helpers?
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I don't care too much for love. Love can't by me a new car.
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Muscle Power
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I'm hungry, so let's get this over with soon.
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Wah, hah, hah! To call you a loser would be an insult to losers everywhere!
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What a waste of time! I need to compensate this exercise with at least 5,000 sit-ups.
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You should have listened to your mother and ate more liver, punk! I've seen more meet on a leech in the desert.
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Number two, thy name is you. Number one, that's me. So I'm not Shakespeare, sue me!
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Test out my teflon chest--you can't scratch it. Geeeeez! I'm tough!
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Wah, hah, hah! You can't even win with a weapon? What a gazoomba!
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Your mother would be ashamed to call you son--or is it princess? Ho, ho.
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Wah, hah, hah! Number One, thy name is Power. Muscle Power.
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Rasputin
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I have beaten all, and I feel...GOOD! Whoa! Is this my end...?!
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Wah, hah, hah, Waaah. Hah. Love just tickles me pink. Ooh, hooh!
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The source of my power is one thing...Uh, two...maybe three... Hmmm.
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I come to teach you that nothing is born of fighting. Put up your dukes!
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With this victory my fans--uh, believers--will gain in numbers. Yes!
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All will be saved with the power of my love. Except for Nicholas II, of course.
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Even though you are the product of evil, you still are a lovely human being.
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Whenever you want, just come take my hand--the hand of Infinite Love!
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The lesson of this fight: Wash your hands of evil. Or at least just wash your hands!
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Ryofu
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What? All over? No way! Hey! What is that!
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UUUUUUUUUm! Not even a suitable warm up!
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You fight well, Big Guy. Care to rule the world with me?
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Not yet! You can't conquer the world with a punch like that!
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GeeeYah hah! The world and everything in it is mine! Now what?
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I hate fighting insects. They bleed so easily! Yuch!
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Come back after training a few years, er, centuries!
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How about that, pansy. Excuse me, I am off to conquer creation!
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OOOOH! This was scrumptuous. Let's do it again some time!
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Ryoko
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The finals tomorrow! To win and become a normal teenager. Eeek! The sky is falling!
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My practice paid off. Or are you just a snivelling weenie?
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I was destined to become Dojo Damsel. Cute and terrible, I am Ryoko!
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Eeeek! Sorry, I guess I just got to caught up. I am sure that will heal!
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Hurrah! Grandpa! Daddy! Can you see me well?
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Hey, I think you are just a sweet person at heart!
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Wow, to win against a terror like you, I must be a fighting genius!
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Hanzou you're so strong! I like strong hunks!
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Gee, Janne. When I grow up maybe I can be that beautiful, but stronger.
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Shura Nai Khanomtom
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Momma. I've made it to the finals. I...Whoa! Now that is big!
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Hey, don't make such a scary face! You lost fair and square!
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What! I came 6,000 kilometers for this? Man, I want a refund!
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I've won again and I'm not even getting serious yet. I am too cool!
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Big brother. I won, I won.
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Hey, I bet a lot of people call you strange, huh? Tell the truth.
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In my training I attached weights to my nipples. Now, I think that was a little strange.
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Heh,heh. You look a bit like my brother--and a bit like a fop, too.
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Wow. You are sure strong! I thought I was going to lose--NOT!
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Zeus
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Now, to pummel these two and.... Hah, hah, hah...Finally an opponent who I can really sink my teeth into! O.K. Let's rock!
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Heh, heh, heh...Welcome to my parlor, say I to the fly. That's you, pal! Congratulations on your victory. Call me Zeus, toots! I've lured the heros of the ages to my trap! Now, I will conquer time itself! Wah, hah, hah! I'm going to be invincible, immortal, and one really tongh muchacho!!! Don't disappoint us. Wah, hah, hah, haha, haaaah!
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Jack, you jack! All right,pal. Don't ever put me in the same league as this weiner! If you do...! You're gonna be extinguished.
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Why you, yoU, YOU... YOU CRAZY FUNSTER! To think that you were this strong!
But when we meet again, think of it as your twighlight time! Wah, hah, hah!
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You're not fit to pop my zits!
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Geeeez! What a wiener! With ketchup, even.
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If you value not your pathetic life, attack me! You vermin of vermin, you.
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