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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
The remains of his final opponents cooled down to smoldering ashes. However, Bam Bam did not. Still fired up from the heat of battle with eyes glaring, chest heaving, and licks of flame dancing up from his hands, Bam Bam turned to the audience and delivered a vigilant stare. His eyes scanned back and forth and a sinister smile crept across his face. He raised his hands and without warning came a blast of flames which engulfed the entire stadium. The audience was charred to flakes, the stadium was reduced to pebbles, and the WWF Title belonged to Bam Bam Bigelow. The undisputed champion stood among the silent ruins of the now-shattered amphitheater, master of all he surveyed.
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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
Through the excellence of execution, Bret finished off the last of the bunch. His victory made newspaper and magazine headlines throughout the world and Bret's popularity grew to outrageous proportions. While defending his title for five years straight, he became a star of stage and screen as well as the ring, appearing in several weekly television dramas and Broadway productions. Unbeatable, he retired as champion to pursue a big-screen career in Italy, where he became the greatest spaghetti-western star in film history, winning six Academy Awards over his lifetime, and grossing over 300 million dollars on each of his films.
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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
The crowd went wild in celebration of Doink's victory! For an encore, Doink dished out a few final blows with his hammer to each of his unconscious opponents. While the circus music blared, Dink and some clown friends bumbled into the arena on elephants and drew laughter from the audience. Everyone was dancing and having a great time as the fireworks went off all around them... until one of the skyrockets exploded too close to the elephants and caused them to panic. They trampled down the entire ring and a sizable percentage of the audience as well. It took a few hours and several hundred tranquilizer darts to get the situation under control, but the survivors of the audience claimed to have had the time of their lives that night. That was Doink's ultimate reward!
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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
A star-spangled celebration for the ultimate American symbol. Lex Luger's victory was renowned throughout the country and was recognized as one of the greatest triumphs of the 20th century. A new national holiday was named, and people everywhere from coast to coast threw open their windows and chanted his name. This was more than just a victory for Lex, it was a victory for the good ol' U.S. of A... Americans could once again hold their heads high and stand proud. Lex represents all the people in this great land. When he toured the United States in his "Lex Express," he brought back a piece of every person in every town he visited. Lex views himself as the product of all Americans who, in his mind, made him what he is: America's "All-American."
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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
Razor took the World Wrestling Federation gold back to Cuba with him. He showed the good people there what America has to offer to anyone who is willing to work hard to make their American dream come true. Razor became an inspiration to all as he toured the world as a motivational speaker, talking about his American dream-come-true, and showing them "the gold." One night after a seminar, while walking back to his car, Razor got jumped by four thugs who beat him to an inch of his life and ran off with "the gold..." All of it, including the stuff around his neck and his now-broken fingers. After that incident, Razor's spirit was shattered and he fell into a state of deep depression. He wallowed in musty sea-side taverns and slept on benches in train stations, until one day he disappeared. He wasn't seen for three years. Recent reports indicate that "the Bad Guy" is alive and well and running a small pawn shop in Chile.
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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
Shawn strutted around the ring arrogantly for several minutes, flexing and chewing his gum with an obnoxious smirk on his face. He had always bragged that he was the greatest thing to grace the World Wrestling Federation, and now he has finally proven it. The ladies in the audience reached out their arms to him and screamed his name. With that, Shawn thought he'd be cute by teasing them with a little hip action. The ladies, in an uncontrollable lust-crazed frenzy, stampeded the ring like cattle, trying to get hold of him. Shawn scrambled to escape the clutches of the horde, but to no avail. They quickly cornered him and proceeded to ravage him, mercilessly. When they were through, Shawn was left lying motionless, sans his clothing and some hair, yet with a big ol' grin stamped on his face. He loved the attention, and more so, he loved the women. His craving for attention and multiple women led him to leave wrestling and become a politician, where he could get his fill of both.
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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
After the dust settled and the smoke cleared, the Undertaker stood alone in the spotlight, silent. He approached his last victim slowly, knelt down on one knee and stared deeply into his eyes. It was a stare so intense, it seemed to go past the man's eyes, past the flesh itself... straight to the soul. Taker lowered his head and covered the man's heart with his hand. The lights mysteriously went black, and all that could be seen through the darkness was a mist-like shape rising up from the beaten man and dissipating into the Undertaker. Without any hesitation or remorse, he did this systematically to each of his foes that evening, as if in some hypnotic trance. It's a shame, too, because he actually liked some of those guys. It's not surprising though, as no one ever could understand the ways of the Undertaker, except maybe Paul Bearer. After all was done, the Undertaker disappeared into the blackness and headed off to Death Valley, where he may rest in peace.
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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
With conquest comes honor for Yoko. He has accomplished his mission to defeat the greatest of the world's wrestlers, and to prove that his sumo style of wrestling is superior to all others. By stripping the United States of its championship belt and its dignity, Yokozuna will be revered as one of his country's greatest champions. The consequences of this victory will no doubt be the undoing of American culture as we know it: There will be years of adversity. American productivity will disintegrate. Industries will collapse. The people will wallow in mindless depravity, mere shadows of their former selves. Oh, well. It was bound to happen eventually anyway.
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