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Alex
Alex: It's good to finally be home. I've never felt so exhausted before...
Mr. Alex, I presume?
Alex: Who the hell are you guys?
Galactor Soldier: We're part of a secret organization known as Galactor. Now, if you're done with the questions, we'd like you to accompany us - quietly!
Alex: Sorry, but I don't got time for you guys. Why don't you find someone else to go trick-or-treatin' with?
Galactor Soldier: Our organization has need of someone with your talents. Join us, Mr. Alex, and I promise you won't be disappointed. Do you really want to spend the rest of your life chasing after some stupid Japanese street fighter?
Alex: Stupid...?
*SMACK!*
Galactor Soldier: Gyaghh!
Alex: Funny. I'm not tired anymore. Let me show you what a man of my "talents" can do.
Galactor Soldier: Forget the mission! Shoot him! Shoot him already!
Alex: So now you try to shoot an unarmed man? I knew something was fishy about you guys. You guys are gonna need all the help you can get. I'm gonna pound you all before you can get a shot off!
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What, you weren't ready? Were you really that scared of me?
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You can talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk yet, loser!
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A rematch? It ain't gonna do you any good. You'll just get beat down again.
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Are you the real [your opponent]? I thought you were supposed to be top tier.
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You shouldn't have held back, punk! Now you'll just be making excuses for losing!
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Switching out with a partner... Hell yeah! This is just like a real tag team match!
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Damn, this is just like in the comic books. Pat and Tom ain't gonna believe this...
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Looks like you'll need to hit the gym again. That is, if you can get back to your world!
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And the real deal gets the win! Sorry, but an imitator like you ain't got nothin' on me!
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Thought you could win on Guts alone? You obviously didn't know who you were dealing with!
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I can read all of your moves, kid. You thought that helmet was gonna save you, huh? Thought wrong!
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Geez, I just break your guard and you run away! You're a pain in the neck, lady!
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Just stay on the ground, babe. I wasn't expecting much from you anyway.
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Cripes, you're one tough customer. Are all cameramen like you?
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Gonna need to ice my hands after punching you so many times. You made of steel or somethin'?
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You've got the speed and the power, bro, but what you don't got is the discipline!
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First things first, buddy. Line up your shot, then pull the trigger! You listenin', buddy?
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Never would've imagined that some little girl would be so strong! The world's a big place, eh?
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All that armor to eat attacks you could just dodge. You got your priorities mixed up, buddy.
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...Dude, your mask is creeping me out.
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Ken the Eagle? More like Ken the Beagle!
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Sorry, kid. Going easy on ya wouldn't make me much of a man, now would it?
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You're one creepy lady, you know. There ain't gonna be a second date, that's for sure!
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That was the roar of a hurricane? Sorry, but I ain't quakin' in my boots here.
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Those big guns of yours are strong, but slow. Too bad my fists are lightning fast!
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...This girl is like a hardware shop and an armory all rolled into one!
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Never thought I'd meet you here, Ryu. Guess I should be grateful for this opportunity!
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Wait, this chick's defending peace on earth? Is this some kind of sick joke?
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You must be an outer space knight. 'Cuz that getup would never catch on in the Bronx!
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Seems you're a hardened fighter like me, but you ain't been tossed around like a ragdoll before, eh?
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They may call you the hero but they call me the winner. What do you think about that?
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Hey, babies like you shouldn't be playing in the streets. Kids these days...
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That's what happens when you try to fight a street fighter with weapons! You learn your lesson, kid?
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Jeebus, I ain't never seen a weapon like that on the streets of Brooklyn!
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Batsu Ichimonji
*Rumble, rumble!*
Batsu: Is everything going back to normal now?
Raizo: Good... You're awake now, Batsu. How do you feel?
Batsu: Huh... What the... Am I in a hospital? How should I be feeling? Hey! Huh...!? Is this... is this my fighting spirit!? It's like a flame! Like my body's making an aura! Dad, what's happening to me!?
Raizo: Stay calm, son. This is the strength of your spirit boiling up! Your strong desire to protect your friends has manifested itself as this flame! You're no longer just Batsu; you're Burning Batsu! You can continue to fight the good fight with your new power and your strong sense of justice!
Batsu: Okaaay... So, what am I doing in a hospital? Last thing I remember I was training on a mountain... I was practicing a certain move... Someone made me stand out of form... and then...!! Wait! I remember! That was you! You tried to throw me off the freakin' mountain! What the hell, Dad!
*Crash! Punch!*
Raizo: Why ya gettin' so upset!? You should have been able to shrug off an attack like that! Aren't you the one always asking me to spar with ya!?
Batsu: I asked you to show me some moves, not knock me into the bottom of a waterfall! Man, you are so lame!
Raizo: Yeah, but you're stronger now, aren't ya!? Stop whining about it already! I raised you to be a man, not a crybaby!
*Crash! Punch! Kick!*
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Heh... You've got a good right hook there!
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There's only one rule to fighting: the strong will win.
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Whoa! Not bad, [your opponent]! I really felt that last one!
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I'm not worried about any challengers when I've got you around! Let's do this, [your partner]!
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Did you see it!? That was our awesome team-up technique in action! "Not awesome," you say? Then get out of my face!
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I don't know anything about what it takes to be a hero, but since when has losing helped bring justice to the world?
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Keep on bringing it if you need to take your frustration out on something. I don't mind pounding on you guys until you get a clue.
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You'll never be able to hold on to your principles if you're weak. If you don't like that, then get stronger and do something about it.
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Um... Um... I... don'toh... speaku Engrish! Sankyu! Good-bye!
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So, ya think you're fightin' the good fight, eh? Put your punches where your mouth is and actually try to hit me!
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I... I can't take it anymore! I absolutely hate dogs! Sorry, but I've got to get out of here!
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I've never seen such powerful kicks before. You only landed a few of them because I hadn't yet compensated for your speed.
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Bad guys sure like wearing skintight clothes, don't they? Not that I really pay attention.
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What, are ya here to take our class pic? Ha! I'd like to see you walk through the front gate without getting beat down!
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I might be outclassed in terms of raw spirit, but I betcha don't have as much Guts as I do!
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Shouldn't a grown man like you be embarrassed to wear that?
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That cape's freakin' cool! Don't it get in the way, though? Maybe I'll start wearing a trenchcoat...
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Leave it to a tactician to get caught up in the details. We could've had a better fight if you just came right at me from the beginning.
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I've faced down opponents' swords before. Don't think you can scare me with your samurai act.
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You think you can take me with pathetic attacks like that!? You've got to put some heart and soul in your fighting if you want to beat me!
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So, what exactly does the Science Ninja do? Sit around all day and polish their helmets?
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I've fought a lot of punks in my time, but none of 'em have ever brought a drill to a fight!
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I've only got room for Guts and justice! I ain't got time for reading books or going to class!
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So you're the protector of some city, huh? I guess that's like a local hero kind of thing?
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Get down out of that machine and come and get knocked out like a man!
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Hey, look... Um, I'm sorry. Just stop crying, OK?
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Hmm... That's the Shimazu-style karate, isn't it? Seems like everyone's using that these days.
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Whew! I knew if I just focused my body and soul, I could dodge your bullets! (Which, by the way, are totally unfair!)
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With skills like that, I couldn't even trust you to protect my school, let alone Earth.
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Dang... You were all over the place! I guess you needed an outlet for all that stress.
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Your attacks suck because you put all your efforts into your costume. What are you, some kinda street performer?
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What kind of guy wears coveralls to a fight? You should've left them in the closet.
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It's good you got friends to help you out. Mine ain't too bad at fightin', either!
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That sword's like something outta a sci-fi flick! I have no idea how it works, but it's freakin' cool!
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Casshern
At last, Casshern returned to his own world. Here his fight with the Andro Army continued to rage on...
Casshern: Ungh! I can't keep this up much longer. I have to find a way to end this fight... That leaves me with no choice! SUPER DESTRUCTION BEAM! Gya... argh...! Something has changed inside of me. I know I can continue this fight! There's no limit to what a person can do if they have the will! Humanity will never bow down to some merciless robots! What makes a person a human is the strength of their beliefs! That is the difference between the Andro Army and a Neoroider! I am Neoroider Casshern! Today marks the end of the Andro Army and the return of peace to humanity!
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Let's go, Friender! Our real enemy awaits!
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I am Neoroider Casshern! You have been warned!
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I warned you I wouldn't hold back. Now, out of our way!
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Another enemy down! Every victory brings me closer to the destruction of the Andro Army!
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Be honest with me, [your partner]. Do you think I have what it takes to achieve my goals?
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If power is all you crave, then you would be better off aligning yourself with the Andro Army!
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These fists can demolish steel and shatter mountains. Even if you could block my punches, you would still lose!
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I have surpassed both life and death to create this indestructible body. Someone of your power level could never hope to hurt me!
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You may be able to read my moves, but I can still put you down before you have a chance to react!
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You shouldn't even try to ape my attacks. Your frail body could never execute them.
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Did you think I would be deceived by such trickery? A fake like you could never hope to beat me!
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You have good form, but all your techniques are meaningless before my power and armor!
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If I ever see you again, I will make sure you can never bother anyone ever again.
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This area is too dangerous for ordinary citizens. Come with me and I'll escort you to a safe zone.
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The bigger they are, the harder they fall before my fists! Now get out of my way already!
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Your battle suit doesn't completely shield you from my attacks. I know you can feel the shocks in your bones.
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You cannot beat a Neoroider like me with a trite weapon like that!
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If you're done jumping around like a rabbit, then move out of my way.
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You have the power of a demon? I'd like to find out more, but as you are my enemy, I only have time to defeat you!
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You're all machine and no heart. Fighting you is like fighting a puppet!
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I will not go as easy on you if you ever cross my path again.
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Even when I can't get in close, Friender has my back! We will defeat you even if you try to run!
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You...! You're not human! What are you!?
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Why do you scream like that? If you're trying to scare me, you've failed.
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Your armor is so weak it's like smashing grapes with a hammer! That's why you lost this fight!
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Humans and robots... living together in peace? I'm not against it, but it's unlikely to happen.
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I can't afford to lose even one fight. The future of humanity rests on my shoulders!
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My technology represents the apex of human achievement! A mere gun is not enough to stop me!
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You're as powerful as a normal human can be. You're no match for a Neoroider like me.
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You've gained the enemy's power to defeat them... I can see in you a kindred spirit. I hope you find success in your war.
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Stop jumping around and wasting energy. If you want to fight, just attack me straight on!
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Do you even know what you're fighting for? You can't hope to beat me if you don't train for it.
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I understand you want to be a hero and fight for what's right, but maybe you should consider the fact that you're holding back your partner.
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A world where humans and robots live in harmony? I find that hard to believe...
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Chun-Li
Chun Li: This is it... Just like our intel said.
~Shadaloo Base~
Chun Li: I've finally found you... Shadaloo!
Shadaloo Soldier A: Block A - all clear.
Shadaloo Soldier B: Block B - all clear. I'm gonna do a perimeter check now.
Chun Li: I expected their defenses to be this good. Fortunately... I've brought all these heroes to watch my back! You guys ready for this?
Ken the Eagle: Yes, ma'am! The Science Ninja is ready and waiting. The world's most powerful fighting force is at your command!
Polymer: As long as evil exists, those who cry for justice will call my name! Hurricane Polymer will mete out justice to all evildoers!
Tekkaman: Those who would harm others will feel my wrath! Pegas, on my mark!
Yatterman-1: Wow! Everyone's hyped and raring to go! Just tell us when, Chun Li!
Chun Li: Thanks, everyone! Together we can do this! You ready to fight some bad guys!?
READY!!
Chun Li: This is the beginning of your end, Shadaloo! You're all going down!
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The reason you lost is quite simple: You're weak!
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You think you should have won that fight? Sorry, but you just don't have what it takes.
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You already know why you always lose. The key to winning is to learn from your mistakes.
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We work well together, [your partner]. Let's keep up this level of teamwork in every fight!
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As you just learned, I'm not one to hold back. Even in the air I can still dance all over your face!
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I remember the days when I was the only female fighter around. I'll have to train harder if I want to stay on top!
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The history of Chinese martial arts shows that power and accuracy are born through training, and every kick I land is proof of this.
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You're under arrest for interfering with official Interpol business and destruction of public property in front of an Interpol agent!
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I don't think putting "Real Street Fighter" on your résumé is going to land you many interviews.
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Even though you're young, you know justice is more than just protecting loved ones. It's about charging in, kicking butt, and taking names!
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You're so consumed by vengeance that you've lost sight of what should be important to you.
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After fighting you I can't help but wonder... Are my thighs really that thick?
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All of you are concealing illegal firearms, aren't you? If you confess now, maybe the judge will go easy on you!
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You're pretty strong! Are you really a journalist? Show me your credentials!
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Your words are honorable, but your size doesn't exactly make this a fair fight. There's no honor in fighting dirty!
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Well, I'm done here. Huh? Weren't you gonna make a dramatic comeback? Guess that didn't happen.
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I don't care what secret ninja organization you belong to. Firing missiles here is dangerous. Does your boss know you're doing this?
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Those are the clothes you wear to work? You poor thing. I thought you just had a weird fashion sense.
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Hey, you! Don't you know it's dangerous to be walking around with two big swords like that!
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You're a suspicious-looking character! What's your name and address? Tell me before I arrest you!
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The Science Ninja? Sorry, never heard of you. Are you guys a bird-watching club or something?
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I've already landed 100 hard kicks in the time it takes you to get off just one little shot.
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Sorry, but life doesn't always go as we plan. I'll teach you that lesson again... once you wake up!
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That's the Hurricane Style, right? I guess it's better for taunting than actual fighting.
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Do you expect me to believe you have nothing to do with Shadaloo? Something doesn't add up here...
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One of the rules of fighting is to never underestimate your opponent. I should have remembered that...
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You don't change, no matter how much time has passed. I really wish I had your dedication.
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What is the Japan Security Special Forces thinking, trusting their country's defense to a girl like this?
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All you do is sit there waiting to attack. You're just begging me to attack you.
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You work with the Space Knights? I can't believe, as a law enforcement agent, there are still organizations I've never heard of...
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You just don't stop running off at the mouth, do you? I think a couple of kicks to the face should shut you up.
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You look like a teenager! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in school or something?
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A girl your age shouldn't be swinging around something so dangerous! I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to seize that baton!
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You've got really great hair for a robot... What shampoo and conditioner do you use?
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Doronjo
Doronjo: Yes! At last! Now with Yatterman out of the way, we are the champions of the Tatsunoko-Capcom World! Nicely done, Boyacky! I can always count on you! And you were a very good boy as well, Tonzura!
Tonzura: No way I was gonna lose while representing the Tatsunoko team!
Boyacky: And once again all the young ladies out there know how cool the Dorombo Gang is!
Is that your only motivation?
Tonzura: Hungh?
Boyacky: Who said that? Did you?
Doronjo: No... I didn't say anything.
Princess Devilotte: Wherever there is good in this world, Princess Devilotte will see it destroyed!
Xavier: Along with her right-hand men, Xavier and Dave!
Dave: ... (Any evildoers who feel they've been left out of the world domination game, come and join us!)
Doronjo: Wow... Are those rip-offs supposed to be us?
Boyacky: One of them's even impersonating my voice!
Tonzura: You can't come here trying to be better versions of us and expect to get away with it!
Princess Devilotte: I've waited a long time for this chance! Xavier! Take care of these two knockoffs and that harpy pointing at me!
Doronjo: Who you calling a harpy, little girl!? If you want in on the Dorombo Gang, then you'll have to pay! Boyacky, collect our licensing fees!
Boyacky & Xavier: As you wish, my lady!
Princess Devilotte: We are the true triumvirate of evil! No more will good triumph at the end of every episode! I will rule this world! I will be a queen!
Doronjo: That's no way to talk to your superiors! You two! Get rid of these third-rate losers!
Boyacky & Tonzura: Gladly!
*Crash! Clang! Bang!*
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Victory is yours again, Doronjo! It's just one win after another for us!
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Awww, is it over already? That's no fun, now! Come on! Let's go one more time!
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Yah-ha-ha! Hey [your partner]! With you on our side we ain't never gonna lose!
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You thought you could beat us? How pathetic! I've never met someone as delusional as you!
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Marvelous, simply marvelous, [your partner]! You have impressed me. That was pure genius. ♥
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Hee-hee! And the Dorombo Gang comes out on top again! That was some good fighting, [your partner]!
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Ha-ha-ha! What's the matter? You don't like losing? Well, that's not my problem. ♥ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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With Tonzura's brawn, Boyacky's brains, [your partner]'s attacks, and my beauty, this all-new Dorombo Gang is unbeatable!
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Oooh! You are definitely my type of man! Of course, you could use a haircut. And a suit. If you bring me some flowers then I might just date you.
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Why are kids these days only interested in fighting for justice? It's enough to make me gag!
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I think that was completely fair. Why? Don't you? A win's a win! Now why don't you shut up and go home!
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As proven once again, the police are no match for the Dorombo Gang!
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If you're going to dress up like me, then you'll have to pay me a licensing fee. You can't just imitate a celebrity for free!
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Make sure you capture my good side - and they're all good! Maybe you could release a photo collection starring moi!
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(Tsk! You two! Turn this lump of gold into as many gold bars as you can before he wakes up!)
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Oooh... ♥ The more I see of you, the more I like you. What a cruel fate to be forced to fight such a handsome man!
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Don't look at me like that! You can make all the funny faces you want, but it won't change the fact that you lost!
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Hah! Did you think a little duckling like you could actually beat the great and beautiful Doronjo!?
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I don't care if you're the Blue Oni or the Black-and-Blue Oni or whatever! I will not stand for lip from anyone! Do you understand!?
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Oh, how unsightly! ♥ If you're truly this city's guardian, then maybe you should try guarding it. Just a thought, dear.
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Pathetic, just pathetic! Only one true beauty can achieve victory, and I am the very definition of true beauty!
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♥ Oh, my! What a handsome boy! ♥ I hope some day you can fight at my side.
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H-H-H-H-Hey! There could be children watching this! You don't have a shred of decency, do you? Show some self-control!
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Turning into a drill is hardly a fair fight! I don't have time to waste on cheaters like you!
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Hmm... It's not moving. You two! Get rid of the pilot so we can add that robot to our collection!
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Cleaning up is for the weak, not for the beautiful. Be a lamb and grab your mop. This place needs a good cleaning. ♥
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I cannot honestly believe someone as strong as you is so poor! C'est la vie, as they say!
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How could someone as young as you even think you know how to protect the earth? I tell you, these young people and their "justice."
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You can claim to be a hero all you want. The only thing I hear from you is crying.
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I just can't stand these dark, brooding men! I hate them!
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Aren't you a strange, twisted little man! I think I'll sell you to a carnival.
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I'm so sorry, Yatterman, but this time I was really, really, really, really serious. Unlike you, I'm not here to play games!
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So I put you down, and Yatterman before you. That means my gang's now the star of the show!
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You just get on my nerves, you know that? Just get away from me. You disgust me.
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Frank West
Frank: Geez... I hope we can finally put all that nonsense behind us.
Ken the Eagle: It was all thanks to you. You saved reality. We all owe you our deepest thanks.
Joe the Condor: ...I'm glad I met someone like you. It's a shame you have to leave. I'm sure we would have been good friends.
Frank: Yeah, I hear you, Joe. But before I go, isn't there something you're all forgetting?
Zero: Um...
Yatterman-2: What are we forgetting...?
Frank: Something pretty important. Come on, everyone. Gather round.
...??
Several days later...
Jessie: There you are, Frank. I couldn't find you. Oh... You're looking at that picture again. I guess it's really special to you, isn't it?
Frank: You could say that. If I ever get around to publishing a book of my best work, I want this photo in it.
Brad: Are you talking about that picture from some Halloween party? I gotta say, they do look cool in their costumes.
Jessie: The funny thing is that you look like you fit right in. So Mr. Cameraman, you got a title for this picture yet?
Frank: A title? Hmm... Hmm... Mm... OK, I got something. If we make it out of this, I'm gonna frame it. I call this picture Ultimate All-Stars! What do you think?
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Hey, smile!
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Say cheese!
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What the hell is going on here?
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Sorry buddy, but I've gotta run. I'll catch you later!
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There's gotta be a scoop around here, and I'm gonna find it!
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Hey [your partner], when we get through this fight, I'll buy you a drink.
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First zombies and now these so-called heroes. I'll show 'em what a hero is!
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They say it takes all kinds. Well, I guess it takes all kinds of heroes too.
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I think I've got the beginning of a great story here. It's all thanks to you, [your partner].
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I'm freelance, pal. That means I've gotta be ready for anything. Beams and missiles ain't gonna scare me.
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Ouch, man... Yeah, you're a real fighter, all right. Well, thanks for the lesson and pictures - I'm outta here!
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Taiyo High School, huh? Didn't they have a lot of problems with fighting awhile ago? How are things now?
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You changed your whole body into a machine for revenge? That's pretty hardcore, kid.
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So, are you supposed to be some kind of cop? Lady, I'd like to know what the heck is going on around here!
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You know, big robots and explosions are all well and good, but don't you think you're taking it a bit too far?
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Whoa, two of me!? That's a trip. I wonder if I could get a picture of me standing with myself...
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I think meeting you is the biggest scoop I've ever gotten!
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So you can fly with that thing, huh? I guess you can take aerial photos all by yourself.
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Buddy, I don't know anything about protecting the world, but can't you protect it without fighting me?
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Jun, give me the camera back! I told you, I deleted the pictures of your underwear!
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Say, this is better than the katanas I'm used to. More durable, bigger swing... perfect for zombies.
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Let me get this straight, you're a security guard... So, is that sword provided by your company?
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So, you're a... ninja... scientist? Huh. Sounds like something you'd read about in a cheap comic book.
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I can't believe there are kids in this world who use drills and Gatling guns like professionals!
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Believe me, I'd love to spend some more time with you, but I've got work to do. Can I take a rain check?
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Ow! Jeez... I never thought I'd end up getting smacked around by a hero...
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Alright, we won. Now open that hatch and let me look for clues in the cockpit like you promised!
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Ah, the simple mop. Not a bad weapon. It will take out your basic zombie. Good durability. You could do worse.
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I think I'll call this picture "Mysterious Karate Guy Manipulating Energy Waves." What do you think?
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Fall back!? No way! If I don't follow the story, somebody's gonna scoop me!
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So that's the "world's strongest lance," huh? Big deal! I'm freelance, pal! Ha ha ha! ...Get it?
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I don't know what happened to you, but you look like you've been through a lot, pal. Good luck with your fight.
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You can slow down and speed up time!? Damn, if I could do that, I bet I could take even better pictures.
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I guess even kids can become heroes in Japan. That must be one crazy country.
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Now this is a nice baton! Good durability, easy to carry, high damage. Where'd you buy this?
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You're one fast robot! I could barely keep you in frame, even with my high-speed lens.
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Gold Lightan
Silver Lightan (Secondary Costume)
*Rumble, rumble!*
Lightan: The dimension is becoming unwarped... Reality should return to normal.
*Rumble, rumble!*
Lightan: It seems my work is done here. I will return to the world of robots. But before I go...
Lightan's defeat of Yami restored balance to the respective dimensions, and before long, things returned to the way they should be. The world's heroes rejoiced at this sight. However, Lightan was conspicuously absent from their celebration.
Lightan: (I learned something from this fight. The dimension was dangerously unbalanced, but now it seeks to put itself in order. If something like Yami should ever unbalance it again... If that should happen, how would I be able to protect those I care about? I have to find a way! I will find a way! I will get stronger!)
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Give up. There's no point in trying to fight me.
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I will protect this planet, and fight anyone who tries to hurt it!
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Please, you must calm down. I have something important to tell you.
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My body is near impervious. Your attacks didn't even leave a scratch.
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You are a true warrior! I'm proud to say I was able to meet you in battle!
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True friendship is born from the ashes of battle. There is no treasure greater than this!
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I've never faced an opponent as diminutive as you. That fight was actually quite draining.
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Above all else you must strive to protect those you care about. If you have the will, you can overcome an opponent of any size!
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You threw me! You really threw me! Are you really human!?
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Your passion rivals the intensity of any star in the universe. I was almost hesitant to fight you...
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Exercise is the best way to shake off anger and sadness. I bet you feel much better now, right?
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Please don't tell your superiors about me. It would create an unnecessary panic if the world at large knew about me.
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You forced me to stomp on you hard. Take that as a lesson and change your evil ways.
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How far do I have to back up before you can fit my whole body in the picture?
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Are you one of us? What are you doing on this planet?
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A-Are you OK? I thought I heard something snap!
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You're a strange one... Why do you find it so difficult to get along with your friends?
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Don't cry about it. You're pretty strong. Sometimes victory is just a matter of luck.
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Do you mind if I borrow your sword? I got this itch on my back and I can't reach it!
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You can put away your sword. I mean no harm to your city.
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Ahhh... I haven't exercised like that in a long time. I'm definitely going to be sore tomorrow.
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I take it I'm not the first large-sized opponent you've fought. That was a pretty rough fight for me.
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If you're looking for a distraction, I'll be happy to fight you anytime you want. I only ask that you stop hurting humans in return.
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What style of martial arts do I use? I don't follow a specific style. I just make it up as I fight.
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I knew I would lose if I let you get too far away. That's why I had to end the fight as quickly as I could.
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You pack quite a punch for someone so small. I can't let my guard down with you.
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A human who can shoot beams from his hands and make whirlwinds with his feet! I'm quite shocked a human could become this strong.
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Aren't you...? I see... You don't want to blow your cover. Good luck with your mission.
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If we had fought in space, you may have been the victor in our battle.
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I know life is tough, but if you don't cheer up, you'll chase away everyone who's close to you.
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Sorry, I fought you in my full size. Next time I'll shrink down to your size. Will that make things fair?
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So you made this robot!? That's amazing! I should introduce you to my friend, Hiro. I'm sure you two would hit it off.
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How can I prove to you there's no one controlling me!? I'm not working for those crooks! Do you understand what I'm saying?
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I see you are a true warrior with an iron will and who is full of pride. I hope the next time we meet it's as friends and not enemies.
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Ippatsuman
Sokkyu Go: Ryu... Alex... Chun Li... Batsu... They're all so strong, but they don't wear power suits, and none of them even pilot a large robot. I wonder... How strong can I become from training both body and mind? I learned from Batsu that if you have the will, justice is on your side! I've been relying too much on my power suit. I've neglected to train my own body. I need to do something about that! OK, I've decided. I'm going to train for real! And with that training Ippatsuman will only get stronger!
And so Go started to train hard every day. Foremost in his mind was making Ippatsuman more powerful. As long as he sought to do what was right, he knew that Ippatsuman's potential power was limitless. Good luck, Ippatsuman! The world is counting on you!
You see that?
Yeah, what's he doing?
Polymer: Maybe we do rely on our suits too much...
Tekkaman: Yeah... Maybe... Yeah...
Viewtiful Joe: Do you think... we should join him?
...
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That was a terrific fight! I'm so glad you came!
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No matter how hard the fight is, I know victory is mine because I remain focused!
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I don't have time for this. I know there are still important battles waiting for me!
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Amazing teamwork there, [your partner]! I hope I can count on your help in future fights!
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Evildoers beware! Ippatsuman and [your partner] will not rest till the world is safe from your kind!
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Wait! I hear someone calling for Ippatsuman! Whenever someone needs help, I will be there to save the day!
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You ask why I fight? I fight to see evil vanquished and good rewarded! That is the proper order of things!
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If you expect to achieve victory, you must train tirelessly, analyze your opponent calmly, and always maintain a will to win!
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Not only are you level-headed, but you have a heroic presence. I'm sure both of those things will make you a better fighter in the future!
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It's always refreshing to meet someone who has such a strong sense of justice. I'm glad to see the younger generation doing its part!
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If you don't let go of your anger, you're going to end up hurting the ones you love.
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I've heard of these famed "lightning kicks," but to see them in action has been amazing. I'll record them in my kung fu database.
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Oh, excuse me. The three of you remind me of a lot of some people I know.
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You're really a cameraman!? I thought you were some pro wrestler and that was just your gimmick.
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It doesn't matter how big you are or how much power you have. Ippatsuman will still take you down!
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That was a great workout! Don't take this the wrong way, but you put up a good fight for an old psychic robot.
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Fighting is all about timing. If you use up all your energy in the first attack, you'll have nothing left to fight with.
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I enjoyed fighting you. You've shown me how a calm, gentle style can overcome brute strength. Thank you!
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You truly deserve the title of demon warrior with the way you just charge into battle.
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You are definitely strong! However, you had to give up some of your humanity to obtain that power, and that is what makes you weak.
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It's good to see young people such as yourself working to protect the world. Unfortunately for you, I can't afford to lose to anyone!
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Being hot-headed doesn't suit you.
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You're going to catch a cold running around so... so scantily clad. Don't you have a jacket or something?
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You're too impulsive to be a good fighter. Plan your attacks before charging in.
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I don't really understand what thermal energy is or how it powers your suit, but I'd really like to know more about it.
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You have a kind heart. I hope that you never meet anyone that would rob you of it!
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Spectacular fight! Just brilliant! I hope we can meet again once you become a real fighter!
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Yes, a hero never gives up and is constantly focused on protecting others. You definitely have what it takes!
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From what I can see, your body can't handle the pressures of battle anymore. It's time to hang up that suit of armor.
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I don't know what's got you distracted, but if you keep turning your back to me, you'll never win.
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You understand that a hero has to turn the tables on the bad guy in the end! I think you and I could become good friends.
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I see that you know what it means to fight for what's right. As long as you stay on that path, you'll become even more powerful.
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You're not a powerhouse, that's for sure. But your heart is in the right place, and that's a good start.
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I can't understand how you manage to stay calm with all those crazy attacks. I honestly don't know if I could beat you again.
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Joe the Condor
Hewie: Woof, woof!
Fiona: Yaaargh!
Debilitas: Ya-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha... Hungh?
*Woosh!*
Debilitas: Uh... uh... uh!
Joe the Condor: Take cover, ma'am!
Fiona: Huh? What?
*Kashaa!*
*KA-BOOM!*
Fiona: Huh? Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Hewie: Woof, woooooooof!
.........
Ken the Eagle: Joe! Can you hear me! Were you firing Bird Missiles without permission again!? How many times have I told you not to...!
Joe the Condor: Get a grip, Ken. Look behind you before you give me that crap! There are more evil organizations out there than just Galactor! Are you gonna question me every time I go into battle?
Ken the Eagle: I'm not questioning your motives - it's your methods!
Joe the Condor: What exactly are you saying, Ken!?
*Beep, beep!*
Joe the Condor: Sorry, no time to talk. Sensors have picked up a new evil organization. I'm outta here!
Ken the Eagle: Joe! Get back here! I'm not done talking to you!
Joe the Condor: Wherever I find evil in this world, I will destroy it with my Bird Missiles!
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Heh... Target terminated. Proceeding to the next mission's coordinates.
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My Bird Missile will hunt evil down and eradicate it here and everywhere!
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Are you going to surrender quietly, or am I gonna have to punch you again?
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The tragedy of all losers is that they think they were on the verge of victory.
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Heh... I've got nothing nice to say to weaklings. Get out of my face before you get hurt.
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I have no sympathy for losers. Instead of hating me, you should hate your own shortcomings.
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You can't hold back in the middle of a fight. That's one of the rules of battle you need to remember, [your partner].
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I am Science Ninja operative Joe the Condor. You would do well to remember the name of the man who beat you senseless.
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Argh! My head's still spinning... I can't believe someone was able to grab me in the middle of a fight. I'm getting careless!
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I risk my life in battle every day. Your punches feel like you've never even hit someone before.
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Your body is near-invulnerable, but your joints are weak. I won by aiming for them.
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What does Interpol want with me? I'll decide how much I'll hurt you based on your answer.
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You don't seem to be interested in changing your evil ways. Maybe you didn't learn your lesson when I beat you the first time.
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Our activities are state secrets. I'm going to have to confiscate that film.
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I realize you're a traveller from a distant planet, but you don't have to be shy. In fact, I brought a lot of hot lead to welcome you.
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All you do is attack head-on. All your movements are over-exaggerated and easy to read. But you got spirit, so I guess that's better than nothing.
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Get out of my sight! I'm not going to waste my time on a dirty, stinkin' fake!
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Not bad, Jun. Be sure to keep up this intensity on our missions.
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Don't bring a sword to a gun fight. I think you've learned your lesson, right?
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I can throw these shuriken feathers at the speed of sound. Your attacks are as slow as molasses in winter. Fighting you is a cinch.
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Hey, now... It looks to me like you've been slacking off, Ken.
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That wasn't bad, per se... If we ever fight again, you might have a chance if you start off serious. Maybe.
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Sorry, Miss, but I don't believe in the occult. I'm not a fan of anything you can't shoot with a real gun.
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All you do is run your mouth, eh? I take it the Hurricane style is nothing more than prancing around and talking ad nauseam.
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Your firepower and mobility is most impressive... I wonder what Dr. Nambu would make of it.
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You are... just... just all over the place. You've obviously never studied the rules of combat.
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Yes... You are strong... For an amateur. You don't have what it takes to fight a pro like me.
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I've learned something today. It's not all about power. You need accuracy as well.
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You talk big saying you're Earth's protector and you're the pinnacle of modern science. But all that bragging means nothing when you get beat down!
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I don't care why you're fighting or why you think you should win. If you stand in my way, I will break you.
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For the love of... Do you ever stop talking!? This is a fight, not a circus! Who or what are you!?
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Anyone who tries to stop us will be hurt. That policy extends to even kids like you.
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You done playing superhero, little girl? You should go home before you get hurt.
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You've got speed, I'll give you that. But your textbook fighting style isn't gonna work on the man who wrote the book!
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Jun the Swan
Shiratori no Jun
*KA-BOOOOM!!*
Jun and her friends returned to their own world. Upon their return, they attacked Galactor's main fortress and completely routed them.
Jun the Swan: We finally won... Galactor's armies will never trouble this world again. Now that they're gone, what am I going to do with myself?
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Jun the Swan: There are others in this world who are just as bad as Galactor. I can't quit now. I'm a member of the Science Ninja! It's my duty to fight evil! Come on, Ken! We need to root out those who would try to hurt the innocent!
Ken the Eagle: I like your spirit, Jun. You've really been putting your all into work. And that's good, but...
Jun the Swan: But what?
Ken the Eagle: Well... it's... umm... you see... (It's... your underwear... everyone can see it...)
Jun the Swan: What!?
*SMACK!!*
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Jun the Swan: I think I'll go back to being a normal young woman. But... how do I do that?
First Meeting of the Society to Create Normal Women
Jun the Swan: Um... I called this meeting to discuss what it means to be a regular young woman.
Chun Li: And as I said, normal young women don't carry around weapons!
Roll: I object! Using weapons is what's part of being a woman. And you never know when you'll need to defend yourself.
Yatterman-2: Hear, hear! And it doesn't have to be a giant robot. A normal woman can have something like a baton, right?
Chun Li: All you need for self-defense is kung fu and a strong chi. You don't need fancy weapons...
Jun the Swan: What if you're involved with espionage activities? What's the minimum amount of weaponry needed for that?
Saki: I see what you're saying, but on my days off, I don't wear any armor or carry around any weapons!
Oh, that's just nonsense! Who'd ever think that would be okay!?
What do you know, you big airhead!?
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It's in your best interest to give up now before you really get hurt.
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Aren't you the strong one? Could I interest you in a full-time job protecting the planet?
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Yessss! That felt so good! A little bit of exercise is always good for a girl's complexion! ♥
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Umm... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I really don't think fighting is your strong suit.
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You might find this surprising, but out of all the Science Ninja members, I enjoy fighting the least.
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Don't mistake my Science Ninja-issued yo-yo for a simple toy. You'll be in for a rude awakening if you do!
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That took longer than I had planned. OK, next fight I skip the reasoning and go straight for the fisticuffs!
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Being the team's demolitions expert is more stressful than you know. Fights like these help me release that stress!
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Even if you can read all my moves, what's the point if you still end up losing?
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You think it only takes Guts to win? Someone needs a reality check.
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My, aren't you a hothead? That's never good for fighting. Would you like some herbal tea to calm your nerves?
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Hee-hee! Sorry for toying with you like that. ♥
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The three of you are just like some stereotypical cartoon villains. What? No, I was not praising you!
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Um... No, I'm not going trick-or-treating. This is the uniform I wear when I'm on duty.
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While I do like shiny things, you're just way too gaudy for me. I prefer simple, subdued designs in my jewelry.
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A person's real power doesn't come from their speed or their strength. I thought you of all people would have known that.
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There you are, Joe! You should come back to HQ and apologize to Ken.
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I really like that color scheme you got going there. Would you mind trading with me?
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It's easy to fight someone if they keep charging at you head-on. You need to change up your tactics once in awhile.
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Your codename means "raven," doesn't it? Are you the secret sixth member of Science Ninja?
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Since you lost, does that make me the new team leader?
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I'll get straight to the point. You use a nice array of weapons, but I still beat you. Do you see what I'm trying to say?
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I'm so sorry. I'd really love to stay and chat, but I'm in the middle of a mission. Maybe next time, OK?
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I know you're trying to go for a "wild-and-crazy" hero thing here, but all that screaming is just downright annoying.
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It's my job to destroy hazardous materials, and you, sir, are one giant, walking hazard!
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There, there. See? Everything's OK. Now tell Jun what's wrong. Did you lose your Mommy?
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I can tell you don't fight for justice or out of some obligation. There's a real purity in your devotion.
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I think you and I could become great friends. We should hang out when we're both not on duty sometime.
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I'm really sorry about that. If I had been able to see your face, I might have been moved to go easy on you.
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I'm sure there's someone out there who is really worried about you. Perhaps you shouldn't push yourself in a fight you can't win.
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You're even more annoying than Jimmy! I'm sorry, but you'll have to excuse me.
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It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, or if you're young or old; you can still fight for justice! Keep up the good fight!
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That was a good fight. But since it's just us girls here, maybe we could swap stories about past boyfriends.
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You're quite an enigma. Sometimes you appear cool, calm, and collected. Then all of a sudden you just go buck wild.
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Kaijin no Soki
Soki
...Hey... Ungh...
Akane: Hey! Brother!
Soki: Akane? What the? And Ohatsu, and Roberto, and Tenkai too!
Ohatsu: Soki! You're alive! I'm so relieved!
Soki: Yes, nice to see you as well, Ohatsu. Tenkai, can you find the way back home from here?
Tenkai: The dimension has been rent asunder. Perhaps one of these rifts is the road from whence we came. I think... Hmmm...
Akane: These holes all look the same... What should we do, Soki?
Soki: Since we don't know which one to take, we'll just have to try them all!
~Astaroth's Castle~
Astaroth: What's that infernal racket!?
Ghoul: Master, Master! Emergency! Arthur and some others have entered the Ghoul Realm! They're headed for the castle!
Astaroth: You say Arthur is not alone?
Arthur: Ya-hah! I'm glad to have your sword by my side, but I'm sorry for dragging you into this!
Soki: No need for apologies, my friend! I live for this!
Arthur: Ha-ha-ha! You're a lad after my own heart! Once we've rescued Guinevere, I'd be honored to aid you in your fight against demons!
Akane: There it is! Astaroth's castle!
Soki: Everyone ready!
Yeaaah!
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You made me use my Oni powers... What manner of being are you?
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My apologies, but I don't have any time to waste playing with you.
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I am Soki - slayer of demons, destroyer of Darkness! I am the Oni of the Ashes!
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My techniques are unparalleled! Whatever comes, Lamentation shall cut them down!
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Ha-ha! Good work, [your partner]! I ask you to do the same during the next battle!
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I no longer have time for these games. You have no chance of winning a fight with me.
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The tempo of the fight was so tedious that I couldn't help but yawn while parrying your attacks.
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When my mind and body are one, cutting even the strongest steel is no different than slicing tofu!
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What is with barbarians like you who only use their fists? Why do I keep encountering warriors like you and Roberto?
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Seems like you've battled a swordsman before, and despite your age, you seemed awfully calm.
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You're a strong opponent for one so slight, Casshern. Don't hold back!
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I knew it. Your fashion is popular nowadays, correct?
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Not only are you a terrible fighter, those two goons with you are cowards!
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W-What in the world is that box! There is a miniature version of myself in there!
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B-Buddha? How could I have decapitated the Great Buddh... Oh. It seems I was mistaken.
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Wearing that kimono lets you fly through the air? Shatter boulders? And deflect blades!? That is hardly fair.
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I see you do what's necessary to combat evil... I can sympathize with your ordeal.
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You call yourself a ninja, but you stand out far too much. Is your clothing not a hindrance to your work?
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If you wish to become like me, then you must perfect your swordsmanship.
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My blood is boiling! Are you of demonic lineage!?
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I have no interest in making lofty statements. I don't care if you're an eagle or whatever you think you are. Stand in my way, and I'll cut you down!
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My predecessor went to battle with a weapon that could change shape. Is your arm that weapon?
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I'm not very good around women such as yourself. You would do better to seek someone who is less virtuous than me.
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I was startled by having an illusion appear before me, but I knew it was a fake when the real you screamed.
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I... WIIIIIIIN! Owww! My hands still quaver with pain!
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Ah... If only Jubei had your poise and charm.
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I recognize the look in your eyes, warrior. You are one who has discarded all hesitation and possesses the refined soul of a samurai.
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Muskets such as yours were once feared, but now they are nothing more than light and noise.
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A magnificent body, a giant sword, and the ability to spin webs... Kabuki have become quite fascinating!
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Your speed is amazing, despite the weight of your armor. Just what kind of strength do you possess!?
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Try as I might, I cannot hate a talker like you...
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How wondrous, an acrobat of justice! This era has shown me quite the number of curious performances!
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You... You can manipulate lightning...? For a second there I thought you were some sort of demon!
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So, that is the sword used by samurai of your land. With something like that, a horde of demons would be tough to handle.
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Karas
Karas: Yami... Yurine told me about you. You're an evil creature from the dark world.
Yami: Groww... oow...
Karas: Evil such as yourself must not be allowed to exist... My existence is devoted to protecting this city. Your defeat is but one of my many jobs...!
Yami: Grooooarrr...!
Karas: ...Back to the realm of shadows, demon!
Yami: Gyaargh! Yaargghhhh...!
Karas: (...Yami caused the dimensional boundaries to disappear... The enclosure surrounding the city has also vanished... But I'm not going anywhere... The city needs a Karas... Without a city, there is no Karas!)
ROOAARRRR!!
Karas: My duties don't leave time for reflection. I will continue to protect this city until the day I die. For I am... Karas!
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...Mission... Accomplished...
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...This city... You will not defile it...
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...The city... It's... It's getting bigger...
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...I... think I... I just recalled something...
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...Be gone... Go back to where you came from...
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...The duty of a Karas... is to protect the city...
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......[your partner]... Tell me... Why do you fight...?
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.........As you wish... Your wish is my command, Yurine...
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...Attempting to hurt a Karas... It's the same as trying to hurt the city...
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...You are full of passion... That is something a Karas lacks...
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...Why... Why do you deny your humanity...?
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...Fighting evil is the responsibility of a Karas... Do not involve yourself in this...
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...I will put an end to you... No longer will you spread filth and disease...
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...You have taken my picture... It can only bring you unhappiness... I will take it back now...
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...This city already has a protector... Your assistance is not required...
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...I am not here to talk... Leave this city - now...!
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...You are only dressed like a bird... That is why you have no power...
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...A Karas has his duty... Nothing else matters...
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...This man... is not completely human...! ...There is demon blood in his veins...!
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...You are not this city's Karas... This is my city... Return to your own...
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...An eagle in the form of a man...? ...You will rue the day you met a Karas...
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...You ask me my reason for living... The city... The city is everything to me...
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...Your presence bodes ill for this city... I will see all demons destroyed...!
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...Your style of fighting... It imparts too much damage to the city...!
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...Who would send a toy... to kill a Karas...?
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...A machine... with a heart...? ...What are humans doing to themselves...?
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...I feel a pleasant breeze... emanating from your punches...
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...Are you also one of this city's protectors...?
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...You say you protect the planet... Your power does not match your ambition...
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...I cannot imagine how you must feel... Having to hunt down your friends and family...
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...I have never seen a demon like this... Evil can take many shapes...
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...You are but a hatchling... Forget all this and return to your nest...
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...You do not belong on the battlefield... Leave now...
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...Even if one is not human, if you have spirit... I guess one could still be powerful...
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Ken the Eagle
Oowashi no Ken
*Rumble, rumble!*
Ken the Eagle: The dimensional energies are still in motion!
Jun the Swan: What should we do, Ken? If we don't stop the convergence, all of time and space will be crushed!
Joe the Condor: Stay calm, Jun! You know no matter how bad the situation gets, there's only one thing we can do! Ain't that right, Ken?
Ken the Eagle: That's right, Joe. We're going to save as many lives as we can! That's what the Science Ninja does! We're not giving up! Everyone ready!? Science Ninpo Tornado Fighterrrrr!!
One month later...
Civilian: Aaaargh! Galactor soldiers are here!
Galactor Soldier: Ha-ha-ha! Take what you want and then destroy them all!
Civilian: There's no one to save us! We're doomed!
Galactor Soldier: Scream all you want! No one will help you! There's no one to stand before us! Galactor will rule over all... Gyargh!!? Huh!? Who did that!?
We are five warriors united as one. We move with the speed of the unseen wind!
Galactor Soldier: N-N-Noooo! That's impossible! Not you!
We are the guardians of space, the protectors of justice!
Ken the Eagle: We are... the Science Ninja!
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I always lead by example, and that's why I must win every fight.
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Wherever evil lurks, we will root it out! That is the Science Ninja motto!
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Science Ninja is built upon the indestructible foundation of our teamwork!
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All Science Ninja members plan for every fight, and that's why we always win!
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You don't stand a chance of seeing these phantom eagle talons before they tear into you!
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The Science Ninja doesn't fight just for the sake of fighting. Now, if you'll excuse me...
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You should quit before you get hurt. No matter how many times you fight me, I'll always win.
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By the way, [your partner], I think you would make a great addition to the Science Ninja. What do you say to joining our fight against evil?
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We don't involve ourselves in street fights. Our duty is to keep the peace.
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Your will power becomes... bullets? You make flame from your sense of justice...? What manner of... science is this?
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You have great power, but it's meaningless if you can't land a hit.
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I had no idea Interpol had such powerful agents. Science Ninja cannot be remiss in its training!
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Even the three of you cannot defeat me. I will see that evil is beaten no matter the odds.
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I see that you're a freelance journalist. I need you to get the word out about the evil that is Galactor.
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The Science Ninja has been trained to fight giant robots like you. I knew how to beat you before the fight even began.
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I can tell you don't take fighting seriously. All your enemies up until now must have been really lame.
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Joe! When I give an order, you listen! You are not to fire the Bird Missile without my express permission!
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I think that's enough training for one day. You're making improvements every time, Jun!
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You have to follow a predetermined arc to swing your katana. It's easy to read your moves when you telegraph them like that.
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No group affiliation, and no distinguishing team marks. You look like a technologically-advanced warrior, just like my team and I...
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You need to be stronger if you want the right to bear the name of Eagle.
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I'll always be two steps ahead of you. Lay down your weapon and surrender!
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Your flirtations will not work on highly-trained warriors like us, temptress! You will not hinder us on our mission!
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I've never seen armor like yours before. I'll just take a piece for Dr. Nambu to examine.
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You should have brought a small army and not that bucket of bolts if you wanted to defeat us.
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There's something about you that's a bit... off.
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I'm the fastest member of my team, and you could still keep up with me! You've forced me to reevaluate my opinion of street fighters!
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You have unparalleled aim! Who knew the Japan Security Special Forces had such a high-caliber sniper in their employ!
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Hang up your lance. You talk a good game, but your training doesn't even begin to rival ours.
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You appear to carry a great weight on your shoulders. Have you tried talking to your friends about it?
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No more playing superhero for you! Why don't you go home before you hurt yourself?
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You use some strange weapons... You'd probably get along well with my teammate, Jimmy.
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I know that in your heart you yearn for world peace, but you'll need more training to help bring that about.
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That was a good match. I can trust you to fight to bring peace to the world, just like I'm trying to do!
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MegaMan Volnutt
Rock Volnutt
MegaMan: Awesome! Look at all these refractors! I guess this is what the Reaverbots were trying to protect. Hmm... Never seen a refractor like this before. It's really powerful, though... I can feel it. I think Roll will be happy to see something as valuable as this! Just take this back with me! I'll be able to pay for a heap of spare parts with this! I hope...
Boyacky & Tonzura: Heave, ho! Heave, ho! Heave, ho!
Doronjo: Uh, Boyacky? Do you really think it's here? I don't see the skull mark anywhere...
Boyacky: Oh, yes! I'm quite certain! I was picking up a signal from the Skull Stone in this very area not a moment ago! Of course that signal disappeared in that same moment. This tracker must be on the fritz again.
Tonzura: You don't think... You don't think someone beat us to it, do ya?
Doronjo: Don't be ridiculous! Nobody but us knows what that stone is worth! Keep digging, fools! You dig, and then we sell what we find! That's our business!
Boyacky & Tonzura: Yes, ma'am! Heave, ho! Heave, ho! Heave, ho!
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There's no reason for us to fight! Please, just stay down on the ground!
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Wow, that's powerful! Roll, did you upgrade my Mega Buster without telling me?
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Uh oh. Roll is going to get really mad at me if I don't start conserving ammo...
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Are you OK, [your partner]? Why don't you take it easy, and leave the next fight to me!
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I analyze every possibility, and I never give up. That's the way I live my life as a digger!
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Only a few bumps and scrapes, and I barely wasted any ammo. A perfect win for keeping expenses down!
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I'm really sorry, but I can't afford to lose. If I don't go home and get back to digging, we'll go bankrupt!
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All these people are so powerful even without equipping any special parts! This is some crazy world I'm stuck in...
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Physical blows sting way more than bullets and lasers... Ow, ow, ow!
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I don't know if you'd call it courage or whatnot. I just know that I refuse to lose in a fight!
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You look so sad... Just what is it that you're fighting for?
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I can't believe there's someone that can fight so well without any weapon attachments at all. I am impressed.
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Hmm. The Bonne family was actually more of a challenge than you...
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Are you here to take pictures of the dig? How are you gonna do that when you're sleeping on the ground?
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I have a lot of experience in fighting big robots. I know where their blind spots are and how to take advantage of them!
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There are still a lot of things that I want to do with my life. I can't waste time fighting you!
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Th-Those are some powerful missiles... If I used something like that at my dig sites, I'd bury myself in rubble for sure.
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I have an assortment of special weapons for almost every possible situation. They make for a good fight, don't they?
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Do you even know why you draw your sword for battle?
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Anything in my line of fire will be shot. A fight is no place for going easy on someone.
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My reasons for fighting aren't as noble as yours, but... I just can't afford to lose.
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Thanks to Roll's constant maintenance, my weapons pack that much more punch than yours!
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P-Please! Stop messing around with me, OK!?
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My armor was just tough enough to get me through that! I better thank Roll when I see her.
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I knew my armor would hold up as long as I avoided any direct hits. I never give up!
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Huh? Oh, sorry. I got startled because you remind me of someone who is very special to me.
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What an amazing experience... Would you please fight me again!?
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You'd make a great digger with skills like that!
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At first, I thought that was just a regular old spear, but boy, is that thing sharp! A hit from that could slice me in two!
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Wow... Armor that doesn't even dent when shot. Maybe I oughta get something like that...
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You kind of remind me of Data with how energetic and rambunctious you are.
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That robot has the bite to back up his bark! I guess the world is filled with all kinds of powerful robots!
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Heh... So you're, like, pretty good with machines, eh? I think you and Roll would get along really well.
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So you're looking for someone who looks like me? Of course I accept your apology. I'm sorry I couldn't help you out.
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Morrigan Aensland
Morrigan: Reality is starting to mend itself... I guess the party's over. But I sense something! There's still some reality-bending fun to be had... Tee-hee! ♥ Hmm... I sense a powerful life force swirling in the cosmic miasma. Ha-ha! I wonder what type of man is waiting for my charms. ♥ No... Just stay right there. Ooh, yeah. Be a good boy and don't... move... ♥
Manabu: ...
Morrigan: Aww... No, don't move so fast! Take your time. There's no need to rush... Let's do this nice and slowly...
Manabu: I don't know what you're tryin' to do, lady, but you ain't gonna distract me when I'm in the zone!
*Clack, clack! Zip! Boop! Beep!*
2P WINS!!
Manabu: Ha-ha! That's another win for me! ♪
Morrigan: That's because you're cheap! Hmph! Oooh! I hate losing! You should go easy on me! Oh, why can't I win just once!?
Manabu: You gotta stop relying on fierce attacks. You gotta learn to time your combos and pull off an air combo every once in awhile.
Morrigan: OK, one more match! Please? I swear on my life I will come out on top!
Arcade Staff: I'm sorry, ma'am, the rules say if you lose, the next person in line gets to play.
Morrigan: Oooh! Fine! Be that way then!
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Hee-hee! I've taken a slight liking to you, I believe.
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Don't tremble in fear. Release your power and let the darkness seep in!
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I think we are in for one enchanted evening, [your partner]. Shall we go?
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How does it feel to fall down? Does it feel as good as you thought it would?
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I don't really care about what's "good" and what's "bad." I only care about enjoying myself.
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Come at me together or one at a time. It doesn't matter. I will still suck your life from you.
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If you want to do it, you should do it. There's no crime in doing something that feels good, is there?
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What I want is your soul, burning with the passion of a thousand lovers. Diamonds are for tawdry beings.
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It's wrong to hold back. Shall I stand still so you can hit me with a real punch?
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I want to see your tears and hear your shouts of anger! Everything that is yours, I will make mine!
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Oooh... I wouldn't move if I were you. It's so difficult trying to find the balance between pleasure and pain.
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Come sink down with me under a sea of pleasures. I'll show you a world without anger or sadness...
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You look like a girl who knows what a good time is. Care to join me in the world of nightmares?
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Why use a lens to take me in? Come over here and I'll show you something that you could never hope to capture on film.
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I find the discrepancy between your physical size and your ambitions to be so disappointing.
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I'd like to see you shed that crude exterior so I can get to know the real you.
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Ooh, I can see frustration pent up in your eyes. It gives me chills. Don't stop... Keep staring at me with those big, angry eyes...
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Do you even know anything about pleasures of the world of darkness? Very well. Let me show you.
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I have no problem if your dreams are the only thing that keeps you going. As long as you're never bored...
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What? You don't want me to see what's inside that armor? That just makes me want to try harder.
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It must feel great a relief to see yourself stripped of all your beliefs. It's like peeling off layer after layer of skin.
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Do you see how quickly your hopes and dreams can be shattered by one such as me?
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It's just attack after attack with you. It makes a girl want to find someone else to have fun with.
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Please, enough of all this boring talk. Why don't you just focus on what makes you feel good?
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How can you sleep in an iron cage like that? My body would do a better job of keeping you warm.
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You're a tad too young to have fun with, dear. I'll check on you again once you're more developed.
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Don't you want to lie down and go to sleep? You must be oh so tired from your endless travels.
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Taking something from someone is another way to show you love them. Now, aim that gun at my heart and pull the trigger.
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You are quite the tenacious one. It's a good thing we have all night for you to expend your energy.
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I can rid you of your human woes. Allow me to strip you of all your pain.
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I had such high hopes for you, especially after Alastor's words of praise.
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If you're done playing hero now, maybe I can show you how to really have a good time.
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Such a pure and innocent child... Would you like a little taste of the dark side? Just one little scratch and you'll be in a world of pleasure.
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Release all the passion you've jailed inside yourself. Lay your inner workings bare before me...
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Polymer
Polymer: Hyagh! Ki-yargh! Hi-yagh!
*SMASH!*
Ryu: Not bad. Let's take a breather.
Takeshi Yoroi: Whew... Hey Ryu, got a question for you. Do you know why you train? I always thought of my training as a way for me to get better at fighting bad guys, but...
Ryu: ...
Takeshi Yoroi: Well, when I've sparred with you and Alex, I get the sense that you have a higher purpose. There's a purity to your punches.
Ryu: Heh... I'm sorry, but I don't know how to answer your question. There is much I still have to learn. All I can do is push myself harder every time I spar. OK, break time's over! Now show me what Hurricane Polymer can do!
Takeshi Yoroi: OK! I won't hold back!
Polymer: Illusion... Destructive Fist!
Ryu: Shinku! Hadoken!
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Hurri-CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!
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I will personally defeat all the evil in the world! Hurricaaaaane!
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Now you know you can never defeat the invincible Hurricane Polymer!
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There's no chance of you winning if you can't tell which is the real Polymer!
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My fists are like spears of justice! I fight for truth and justice! I am Hurricane Polymer!
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Ya-haa! You may be dressed like a hero, but I know evil when I see it! I will not be deceived!
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I betcha couldn't even see my fists slice through the wind! That is the power of the Hurricane Style!
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Time to find the next challenge, [your partner]! There is no one that can stand up to our combined strength!
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Hit before you're grabbed! Kick before your opponent tries to throw you! Those are the rules I fight and live by!
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I believe you and I are alike in many ways. Keep up the good fight - for justice!
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(That reminds me... I wonder if my boss is remembering to feed Danshaku while I'm away...)
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Whaddya mean you've never heard of Hurricane Polymer!? I'm the protector of Washinkyo! That's so bogus!
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I'll be sure to remember the Dorombo Gang... as the most incompetent criminals in the history of the world!
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Sorry, but I need to confirm you aren't planning on using that camera for evil!
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People who fight for justice don't do whatever they want. They exhibit self-control. A big, flashy, gold-plated truck grill like you is not a hero!
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I was able to hit you about a million times before you even got off one punch!
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I honestly thought you were a villain. I had no idea you were in some top-secret organization. My mistake.
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You need to be strong if you want to fight for justice! That's the first thing they teach you!
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I'm impressed that you were able to injure me, the great Hurricane Polymer! Not bad... for an evil samurai thief!
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Black armor! Flashing eyes! And never shouting out your own name! Are you sure you're not a villain?
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People like you are all talk when it comes to justice. It would be better if the world never knew you!
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If you were a real man you wouldn't rely only on your weapons; you'd learn how to use your fists!
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I don't care if you're a woman or some pixie! All evil will be punished equally by these fists of justice!
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You'll never deceive anyone using my name! You're an evil imposter, and I will see that you are arrested!
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That heavy industrial polymer suit is no match for mine! And did you actually think you could hit me with lead bullets? Get real!
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How can a little girl fight on this level!? She must be receiving help from some great evil!
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My fists pack the real power of a hurricane. Your Hurricane Kick packs all the power of a mouse sneezing!
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It doesn't matter who you are or how you do it. You should fight for what's right in your own way!
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Once I got in close, it was all over for you! Did you really think that metal toothpick could frighten me away!?
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No matter what kinds of laser beams you bring to the fight, I will dodge them all! That's the Hurricane Style!
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I'm so used to fighting weird guys like you! I can see you for what you really are! Come and bring it anytime! Hyaagh!
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Transformation is just one of my many abilities! If you think that's unfair, then you should stop using robots to fight your battles!
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I hope people don't think I started hitting a girl for no reason. I think I should be getting home now.
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Your swordsmanship is impressive, but it's still nothing compared to the Hurricane Style!
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PTX-40A
Pilot: (Why... Why am I here? What's the point? Everyone else I met, they all had a fire in their eyes - a reason to live... Do I have a purpose...? Some mission to fulfill...? I've got nothing, nothing at all...!)
Wow! That's a sweet VA you got there! This guy belong to you?
Pilot: W-Who are you!? What are you doing!?
Santana: Hey there! Didn't mean to startle you! Call me Santana. You look like you need some action. You interested in joining a tournament?
Pilot: A tournament...?
Santana: Hey man! No matter how crazy the world gets, people still want to party and gamble. You in? It'll definitely get your blood pumping!
Pilot: What... is this?
Santana: Whaddya think? I got me the baddest mechs I could find to fight in this Super Robot Tournament.
Pilot: ...!
Santana: Heh, heh. You see what I'm talking about now? So, what are you waiting for? Get in there and show 'em whatcha got!
Pilot: ... (I don't know what I should do with my life, but I do know I want to see what the VS my father left me can do!) Let's do this, Ivan! We'll show them all what you can do!
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I've never faced a virtually-unarmed enemy who was so powerful!
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Um... I guess you should be happy I didn't completely vaporize you.
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You really surprised me. I was not expecting someone to be able to go toe-to-toe with me.
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Were those warning shots you fired? If you want me to surrender, then it's your job to make me!
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This VS wasn't made to fight humans. However, the fact that I don't hold back is why everyone loves to fight me.
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I only sustained superficial damage in that fight. In fact, I could probably take care of it with just a new coat of paint.
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This is a perfectly-balanced VS. You can't even begin to compare to its weight, firepower, and mobility. That's why you lost.
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You would not last a second on E.D.N. III. If an Akrid didn't have you for lunch, you'd die from exposure to the frigid temperatures.
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Never thought I'd meet a person that could throw Ivan here. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry...
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I've never faced an enemy that had such desire to fight! I felt your eyes piercing my armor!
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You're tougher than you look! But to be fair, I am a pretty big target so you should be able to hit me at least once.
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How did you manage to dent my armor by just kicking it? I know Akrid that aren't even that powerful!
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OK... Here's the deal. You and those other morons have three seconds to disappear before I unleash a hailstorm of war!
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You're covering a story? I don't care if you follow me around, but you're gonna have to dress warmly. You got your own VS?
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You sure can take a hit, and you take a lot of them because there's so much of you to hit.
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You have no chance of snatching a victory from the jaws of defeat. Lay down your weapons and surrender!
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So, whatcha gonna do? You gonna get out of my way or you wanna go another round?
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Just surrender peacefully. I don't like to get rough with unarmed women.
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Tactics are not your strong suit. What were you thinking, bringing a couple of metal sticks to fight me?
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Ha! I bet you didn't expect my armor to be as agile as yours!
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Gotcha! I don't even have to bother aiming to hit you!
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I get it now. You charge up energy in that hand cannon before you release it. That's quite a fancy toy.
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I detect multiple life form readings inside you! Whatever you are, you aren't human.
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...Can you not shout so much? My external mics are really sensitive. I think you blew out an eardrum.
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We have the same machine, but I think we both know which one of us is the better pilot!
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Strange weapons... I thought you were just bringing out cleaning equipment...
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No, no, no. I don't care how much training you have. No one can deflect bullets and dodge missiles!
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Argh! You took out my joint servos! You're a crack shot kid, no doubt about that!
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I didn't expect you to be so well-armed. Your armor isn't that much different from my VS in practice.
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Your armor is made of an unknown substance. I might get a good price for it.
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I gave up trying to target you and just shoot as many projectiles at you as I had. You can see why people think I'm so logical.
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You're such an easy target with all those crazy clothes. You're just begging to get shot.
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That little toy of yours couldn't even tickle Ivan here.
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I've already calculated every move you could possibly make. The only thing you can do is surrender immediately.
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Roll
*Rumble, rumble*
Roll: Is this an earthquake?
*Rumble, rumble! Crash!*
Roll: Kyaaaaggh! Ouch, ouch, ouch... Where am I!? There's nothing but robots down here! Are they asleep?
*Boop, boop, beep!*
Roll: Yes! They're still in working order! Hmm... Umm... I can't find their start-up programs... Heyyyy... I know what I can do!
*Type, type, type* ENTER!
One week later...
Vector: MISSION: CLEAN BATHTUB COMPLETED; ALL TRACES OF DIRT REMOVED
Huitzil: MISSION: WASH BED SHEETS - COMPLETED TARGET: 97% REDUCTION OF BED BUGS
Roll: Good work! OK, you go and mow the lawn, and you take out the garbage in the lab!
Huitzil: MISSION: REPLACE WINDOW SCREEN...
Roll: OK! Good job! Let's find you something else to do... OK, everyone go and sweep the lab!
Huitzil & Vector: YES, MS. ROLL!
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We totally mopped the floor with them! ♥
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Come on, I didn't hit you that hard! Quit faking it!
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Darn it, you got my dress all dirty! I can't believe you!
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Where... am I? I was just in the middle of cleaning the lab...
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Excuse me, [your partner]. Could you please pass me that bucket?
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It makes sense to split up the work when there's two of us! ♥
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I'll just have to give it my all since my brother isn't here to give me a hand!
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I've got to figure out a way to get back to the lab by the end of the day. Tomorrow is garbage day!
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You're strong and cool-looking. You remind me of Hard Man more than Guts Man.
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What is it that keeps me going? Hmm... Well, I really enjoy cleaning Dr. Light's study!
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Please come and visit the lab sometime! My brother and Rush would be thrilled to meet you two!
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Wow... ♥ What a mature, strong woman! You're an inspiration!
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It's not only dangerous for you to smoke, but it affects others as well! Just say no!
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You say I need to fight more and clean less so you can take a good picture... Sorry, but cleaning is what I do best!
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Your joints are all rusted and grimed up. Would you like me to clean them up for you?
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I can't believe how strong you are! If I had strength like that, I could clean out the storeroom all by myself!
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I got water all inside your helmet! I-I'm sorry...
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Wow! Your outfit is so cute! ♥ I'd love to have one like that!
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Wow! You've kept that armor in such good condition! It must be really difficult to get your hands on such an antique. ♥
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Wait... That's not a suit you're wearing, is it? It looks like it's made out of biological components or something!
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Oh no, your cape is all in tatters! I can fix-- Wait... It's supposed to be like that?
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You really remind me of my brother...
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You shouldn't sit on bats! That's animal cruelty!
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So your clothes come out from your helmet? Are you able to wash them that way?
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Darn it. You just kept on shooting, didn't you? You should at least pick up the shells and try to clean up a bit!
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Hee-hee-hee! We look just like sisters!
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Um, your clothes are all torn up and frayed. Shall I mend them for you?
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It must be so nice to have a battle suit and a big gun like that. Maybe I should ask Dr. Light if he could make some for me!
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Your clothes are very interesting! Red and white is a lucky combination!
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Did you see how I made your armor clean and shiny while we were fighting?
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Wow! I've never seen a Quick Man cosplay before!
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Wow, what a huge dog! Um, do you think he would mind giving me a ride?
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Your clothes are all inside out! What!? They're reversible!? It takes all kinds, I guess...
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You're pretty strong! You might even be able to beat my brother!
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Ryu
~E.D.N. III~
Gyaaarrrgh!!
Snow Pirate 1: Nothing we got seems to work on it!
Snow Pirate 2: Crap, this is bad! I'm all out of ammo here!
Gyaaarrrgh!!
Snow Pirate 2: That's it for us. Game over, man!
Groaaaarrrr!!
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
Gyarggh!! Gya-ughh!?
Snow Pirate 1&2: ...!?
Ryu: Are you two alright?
Snow Pirate 1: Um... Um... I... uh...
Snow Pirate 2: Who are... Hold on! You're not even armed!
Groaaaarrrr!!
Ryu: Now is not the time for talk. If you can still move, I suggest you leave - quickly!
Snow Pirate 1: You want us to just run away!? What about you!?
Ryu: Me?
Rowww... Graaargh!!
I will seek out a stronger opponent.
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I'm still not good enough... I need to keep improving!
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If you keep repeating your mistakes, you will not get anywhere.
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With [your partner] covering me, we'll show everyone our true power!
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Where one goes isn't important. What matters is following your own path!
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Fear not, [your opponent]. I won't forget the battle we fought here today.
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Even after a thousand battles, I'm still far from being the perfect fighter.
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Get up and fight me again! You still have some fight left in you! I can see it!
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That was the first time I've ever seen that kind of attack! This world always has something to surprise me.
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Accept this fight for what it was. The important thing is that you have no regrets.
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Getting ahead doesn't come by charging in headfirst. Focus your thoughts, then attack!
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Half a step can be the difference between victory and defeat. Today, victory is mine.
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As always, your technique is stunning. I'm glad you're continuing your training.
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A real warrior fights on equal ground, not by outnumbering their opponent.
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You've taught me a valuable lesson. I've met hundreds of the world's best fighters, but this is the first time I've met one that's a cameraman!
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You're a giant... Even the Russian wrestlers I've fought in the past can't compare to you!
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You've got quite the nice punch. I'm sure we'll battle again soon enough.
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Your punches blur past with rage. But you cannot extinguish my flame with such a punch!
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Why do you attack from a distance? I don't mask my intentions, so come at me head-on!
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Your blade is as sharp as my fist is strong. We are true equals in power!
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I'm in no rush for this fight to end. If we continue, I believe we'll find our answers.
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As I expected, the famed Ken the Eagle's attacks are relentless and powerful.
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If you give up now, then you're finished. Could you be satisfied with yourself then?
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Whenever I feel that my soul cannot be shaken, someone like you appears to prove me wrong.
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Even the most violent of maelstroms weaken. Thankfully, it was worth it to be patient.
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My fists have been honed to perfection. Your shattered steel plates are proof of this!
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No need to lose heart. You too are a great fighter.
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I can't let my guard down against an opponent who knows me inside and out!
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I hope this fight has reminded you what you are fighting for. Thank me by returning to your own path!
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You can have a rematch any time. What, in space? I'd be honored to!
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Your strength... I sense an unrelenting weight bearing down on you.
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You won't defeat me with those weak punches, even if you hit me ten thousand times!
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Now that we know each other's true power, we can start fighting for real!
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I like how you try every attack you know. You'll become a better fighter once you get more fights under your belt.
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If I had let up for just one second, I would have lost... My journey to be the greatest warrior is still not complete...
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Saki
Jun the Swan: Great job, Saki! You were amazing!
Saki: Oh... um... Thank you, Jun!
Tekkaman: Don't be shy. You were awesome. That was some great fighting.
Yatterman-1: You really did it, Saki! Fighting at your side is pretty darn fun!
Saki: Thanks, guys! That means so much to me! I can't think of anything better than fighting with friends for justice and to protect others. I'll... I'll never forget this!
Frank: OK, everyone ready? Line up, guys, so I can snap this photo. Hurry up, now!
*Snap!*
A few days later...
Hauzer: GROOOAAAAAAAAAAARRR!
Townspeople: Yaargh! A monster! Help us!
Saki: Everyone! Find a place to hide and stay there!
Hauzer: GRAAAARGH!
Saki: He's a tough one... But I can beat him... I will beat him! Jun, Tekkaman, all of you... I won't let you down! OK! I'm ready to do this now! Hey there, monster! Your rampage ends here!
Hauzer: GRAAAARGH!
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Civilians, please take cover!
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Huh... Huh... I live to fight another day!
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No need to worry! The Earth Defense Squad is on the job!
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I made a promise to make it back in one piece! I won't lose now!
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I love the starry skies! I'll protect them, even if it means my life!
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Agh! My rifle's busted!? I wonder if I can get it fixed in time for the next fight...
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I'll continue sweeping the area for enemies. [your partner], please provide me with backup!
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My heart swells with emotion at just the thought of being able to fight along your side, [your partner]!
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Huh, I won...? Wow, I guess that little bit of close-quarter combat practice paid off!
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I was going all out from the start! No one will beat me when it comes to heart!
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If you're only here to exact revenge, then... Well, I'm going to stop you!
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Gosh, you are just so calm and beautiful! One day I hope I can be half the woman you are!
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You've got some real talent there, so why do you need to use dirty tactics to win!?
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This is no place for civilians! I request that you do not take my photo!
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When you have time, come visit Rainbow Village! There are lots of great people there who would love to meet you!
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Don't ya feel kinda lonely, fighting by yourself? I wish I had... Er... Never mind!
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Teamwork is of the utmost importance! How about trusting in your teammate more often?
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Thanks! I really learned a lot from sparring with the Science Ninja!
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This match is mine! Now drop the weapon!
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Whew! That fight was way too fast-paced. I was running out of breath there!
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You're not only decisive, but also brimming with self-confidence! I'd have no qualms following you into battle!
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Even the best snipers miss once in a while. It's making sure the next shot is a hit that counts!
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If you're really that bored, you should consider joining us on the Earth Defense Squad?
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Engage them at your own pace, then defeat them with well-placed attacks... Got it! Now, here's my notepad...
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Hey, your knee joints need some maintenance! Shoddy equipment can cost you your life out in the field!
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Wow, you're way more powerful than you look!
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Wow!? You're definitely a pro fighter! Can you teach me a thing or two about footwork!?
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We might have the same equipment, but you fail for not being able to work well with your partner!
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Wow, your battle suit is super strong, and the design is so cool! Hey, they wouldn't have that in a size 4, would they?
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Let's work our hardest to protect Earth from danger!
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Alright, perfect! All that skeet shooting practice didn't go to waste after all!
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I gotta give you credit, Yatterman. You're younger than I am, but you're already fighting the good fight!
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Oh my gosh, your clothes are soooo cute! I wonder if I can pull off that kind of outfit...
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...That's the Procyon-style energy compression technique that has yet to be... Eh!? N-N-Never mind!
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Tekkaman
Emergency! Emergency! An unknown energy body is approaching rapidly! Tekkaman, please suit up for battle!
Joji Minami: Man, I just go back in, and now I gotta go back out? Sorry, Pegas, but those repairs are gonna have to wait till later.
Pegas: ...
Joji Minami: Tekset on!
Tekkaman: I've never seen such a powerful energy source before. What kind of life form is this!? If it so much as touches Earth it'll destroy everything on it and leave the planet a dead husk! Pegas! We have to stop it!
You don't want to go in by yourself without a plan of attack. You'll never win.
Tekkaman: Huh? What are you guys doing here?
Roll: Hey Tekkaman! We're here to help you!
Zero: And it looks like we got here just in time.
Lightan: That is Pyron, a life form of unknown origin, but he possesses incredible power.
PTX-40A (Pilot): Pyron can travel between dimensions. He searches the universe for planets to invade. He must be stopped!
Tekkaman Blade: We have no choice but to stop something as evil as him if we want to save the people of the universe!
Roll: We'll be your new Space Knights! We'll back you up in this fight!
Zero: You ready to lead us?
Tekkaman: Thank you, everyone! I hereby declare all of you the new Space Knights! Your first mission is to repel the invader known as Pyron! Are you ready for your first mission!?
Yes, sir!
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If only for the sake of my late father, I cannot lose!
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I'll only stop when I no longer have any fight left in me!
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Let's go, Pegas! The future of humanity rests on our shoulders!
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Yaaarrgh! Bring it on! Tekkaman is here to put you in your place!
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Don't take it personally! I'm fighting for the very future of Earth itself!
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We are the Space Knights! Throughout the universe we fight for justice and protect the weak!
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I hate to admit it, but you're a strong one, [your opponent]. You actually gave me a run for my money.
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You're a powerful fighter, [your partner]! There's no doubt you would be great at fighting off alien invaders.
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With a body that tough, you could take over as the next Tekkaman... or maybe not.
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You need to stop deluding yourself. The sum of all your fights can't even begin to compare to just one of my battles.
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You remind me of how I used to be. If you let yourself be consumed by vengeance, you won't be able to protect humanity.
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Did you say you were an officer of the law? If I see anything suspicious, I'll let you know!
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The three of you are not as bad as you appear. What do you say to changing your ways?
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It's good to have a healthy curiosity. But if you keep sticking your neck into dangerous places, you're gonna get yourself hurt.
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You underestimated the Space Knights! Once I knocked you off balance, your defenses fell apart.
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I've never witnessed such conviction backed by true power! Such strong opponents are a rarity indeed!
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A leader does need to be calm under pressure, but he should also have a passion to inspire his team. You should learn to respect your leader.
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Next time you should bring your teammates to the fight!
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That was a great fight. You certainly know how to use a sword. Your form is impeccable. I hope we can fight again, Mr. Space Samurai.
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For what purpose do you wield your blade?
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Your moves are so quick. I can't even follow you with my eyes. Are you, too, from the planet Sanno?
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It doesn't matter how many weapons you have. The Tek Lancer will still take you down!
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Sorry, lady, but I'm on a mission for humanity. I don't have time for you or your temptations.
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Washinkyo? Did you have a representative at the International Space Summit? Did you run security?
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Technology that old doesn't stand a chance against Tekkaman and Pegas!
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When one masters a weapon, a person's potential increases accordingly. That being said, that broom is deadly in your hands.
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The power you have is beyond any normal human! Tell me, are your clothes and headband a new type of Tek Set System!?
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I can tell you would do anything to protect the earth. I'm counting on you!
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A calm spirit is required to access the true power of Tekkaman. Even in the midst of battle, you must still appreciate the beauty of the universe.
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I understand having one's family taken like that would fill you with hatred for those that did it. But a heart filled with hate won't make you stronger.
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You've impressed me with your passion and sense of duty. Why don't you sit this one out and let me protect humanity?
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I don't concern myself with your weak attacks. I patiently look for an opening before swinging my blade!
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You are lacking in power... You could use some real training... Ah, never mind. Just fight the way you want to fight.
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Your offensive abilities are good, but you have no defense.
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Tekkaman Blade
Teknoman
~Inside the Orbital Ring~
Tekkaman Blade: Hungh... Hungh... What the hell are you!?
Ghost Bilstein: Ooooh... Yaaaaa...!
Tekkaman Blade: Heh... It doesn't matter what you are. I'm taking you down...!
Ghost Bilstein: Yaaaaa... Groaaar!
Tekkaman Blade: No! Too slow...!
Ghost Bilstein: Gyoor... Aaaaaaaggh...!
??: Grr... Hey! You OK there!?
Tekkaman Blade: Who the hell are you...?
Hayato: The name's Hayato. I'm a bounty hunter. This guy's got some connection to you and me! I'll take care of this guy! If you can still move, get out of here quickly!
Tekkaman Blade: ...You want me to run away? I'm not running away... Anyone who would do harm to humanity is my enemy!
Hayato: OK, you wanna fight with me? You'll get no arguments from me. I didn't get your name.
Ghost Bilstein: Ooooh...! Hayatoooo...! Kill... You...! Destroy...!
Tekkaman Blade: I'm Tekkaman Blade. I'm one of the Space Knights.
Ghost Bilstein: Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill! Groooaar!
Hayato: Get ready, Tekkaman Blade! And don't die on me!
Tekkaman Blade: OK! I've got better things to do than die!
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I'll never give up on my mission. Now, get outta my way!
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My hatred and anger for the Radam is the only thing that fuels me!
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I will not be stopped by anyone until I have put an end to the Radam!
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I'm insulted that you think such weak attacks could hurt a Tekkaman Blade.
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All I ask is that you don't hold me back in the next fight. Got it, [your partner]?
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I still won even without your help, [your partner]. I guess I should thank you for the moral support...
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I've dedicated my existence to defeating the Radam. They took my family and my life from me. I will not rest until they are defeated.
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Is that all you're gonna give it, [your partner]? I think I'll just go it alone. I don't want you to throw away your life so recklessly.
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I've never been a big fan of grappling... That's why I had to end that fight as soon as possible.
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There's nothing wrong with coming straight at a person in a fight, but it does make you easy to counter.
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You got yourself a good friend there, but Pegas here is much more powerful.
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Those are some amazing leg muscles. What do you do to work them out? Oh... Sorry. I didn't know you were self-conscious about them.
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I don't believe you guys. The Radam are attempting to conquer the land that holds the treasure you're after and you still want to fight me!?
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I don't do interviews. Do me a favor and never speak to me again.
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I thought you'd have all kinds of secret weapons up in there, but you're just a street brawler without any skills.
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If you spend the whole fight looking to make a comeback, well, you're just gonna wind up getting hurt. Or worse...
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Your experiences mirror my own, but that doesn't make us friends.
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You remind me of a lady friend I know... The two of you need to stop acting so tomboyish all the time.
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Your soul is given over to evil. That path is one all humans fear to tread... I fear that it might be my destiny...
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The weight of your mission and my mission are quite different. That's why I'm the stronger one.
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So you guys are ninjas who use science? I don't get it. What exactly are you trying to accomplish?
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I held back because I thought you were a kid... It's a good thing for you that I did.
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I'll admit, you are very attractive... But so what?
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Interesting... You've also got a time limit for the duration of your transformed state.
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You had me fooled. I thought you were a souped-up version of Pegas, but you're really controlled by a human pilot.
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What are you doing here? Are you fighting just for kicks? Move, girl. I have important things to do.
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You're good. You're strong. But my strength is fortified by my hate, and that's why I can beat you.
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Wow, I'm amazed you've been able to do your job. That carefree attitude is not gonna help you protect Earth.
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So your tekset is made by humans. That's nice, but it won't do squat against the Radam.
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A phony like you doesn't stand a chance against the real deal. My hatred for the Radam makes me stronger than you could ever hope to be!
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You are pretty ridiculous. I don't think someone as chuckleheaded as you could ever beat me.
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I don't want to get down on you for loving justice so much. It's just that's not what makes a person strong...
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I don't think fighting is your thing. Maybe a job in customer services or something would be better.
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You can't hope to beat me without a proper plan of attack.
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Viewtiful Joe
Yami: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!
Viewtiful Joe: Yaaa-hoo! You got beat bad, monster! You got put down by the hottest, rockingest hero in the world: me, Viewtiful Joe! You're lucky it was me and not some third-string stunt double!
*Rumble, rumble!*
Viewtiful Joe: Yo-yo-yo! What's goin' on!? Is the dimensional balance shifting again? No way! This can't be happening! The Science Ninja! And Casshern! And that cool guy Polymer! I'm not gonna be able to fight with all those kick-ass Japanese anime guys again!! Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Ken the Eagle: That guy never stopped talking for a minute.
Polymer: I kind of liked him. He had spirit.
Casshern: He was an interesting character. Maybe... we might run into him again?
Ken the Eagle: Yes, even though he was a chatterbox, he's still a hero, and a darn good one at that!
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Yeeeeeah, baby! It's so viewtiful!
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C'mon, [your partner], say it with me! HENSHIN-A-GO-GO, BABY!
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Awesome, I am simply too awesome! Today, I'm spittin' hot fire!
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No one can stop Viewtiful Joe! Well... Except for Silvia, maybe...
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I'm hot, I'm cool, I'm groovy! Who's the most viewtiful hero around? That's right, yours truly!
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"With a last-minute turnaround, the hero gets the girl and saves the day!" That's the way all stories should end!
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Sorry, [your opponent]! The moment you became the enemy of Viewtiful Joe was the moment fate decided that you would lose!
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Oh darn, my bad! Hang on for a sec. You think I can have a do-over? We gotta have a cooler ending than that! Pretty please?
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Hey, hey, you big slowpoke! You can't block what you can't keep up with!
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Puh-lease! Hot-tempered guys like you are just so passé! You're gonna have to be hot and cool like me, if you wanna stay in fashion!
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"If Casshern can't do it, who can?" Are you kidding me? That's an easy one! The answer is yours truly, Viewtiful Joe!
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I didn't think "Superhero Gets Beat by Woman" would sound good in the headlines! Sorry, lady!
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Too bad, lady! You got the looks, the smarts, and the toughness, but I got the win!
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You... A hero...? I don't think you really belong here, do you?
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Thanks for the fight, Lightan! Six Majin would definitely wanna learn some of your brutal moves!
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Some day we gotta team up, dude. You and I could take on the whole world!
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That was one red-hot rumble! But you know, you don't gotta hit me so hard!
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Wooow! ♪ A perfect mix of shy and sexy! You're really something! (Man, Silvia could learn a thing or two from her...)
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Um, dude... Here's some advice. It may happen in the movies, but that blonde hair and huge sword doesn't really scream "samurai!"
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I only got one thing to say to ya, bub. Speed alone won't satisfy the crowd! If you wanna be a hero, you're gonna need some personality!
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Hey, if you guys have an opening, ring me up! Whether it's a horned owl, a swallow or heck, even a condor, I'd fit the bill!
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Man, you got so many awesome attachments! I'm kinda envious that you got all those cool weapons...
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Sorry lady, but I've got too many older, bat-guano crazy women in my life as it is!
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Whoa, the real Polymer!? H-O-T! Hey, hey, can you sign my helmet!? Make it out to "Joe, my No. 1 fan!"
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...Hey, you promised! You said you'd let me ride in that big robot! And I wanna get my picture taken too!
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A cute robot girl who's also a maid? You know, there's such a thing as overkill.
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Hey... Hey... You're pretty beastly! Y-You sure you're human?
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Wait, you're really part of the Earth Defense Squad!? I thought you were just cosplaying!
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Y-Y-You're Tekkaman!? Really!? Sweet! I see you all the time when they show reruns!
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Don't be so glum, chum! You tried to finish me off with that Voltekka beam and... Wait up. Did I just lose?
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Whoa, it's a fake me! But yo, the level of detail is off the charts! I guess imitation IS flattery.
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You're a hero of justice, but your lines are lame! But you did make a pretty good entrance!
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Now that's how a heroine's gotta be! Maybe you and Silvia can swap places? ...No? Dang.
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Haha! And a new rival enters the ring! Your buddy X is gonna be green with envy, dude!
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Yatterman
*Rumble, rumble*
Yatterman-1: We gotta get out here on the double! The fabric of space itself is shaking! Yatter-Wan! Gather up everyone and get them to safety!
*Rumble, rumble - CRACK!*
Yatterman-2: Huh? Kiaaaaaaargh!
Yatterman-1: The ground! It's splitting up...! Oh no! Ai-chaaaaaaaaan!
Yatter-Wan: Woooooof!
*Whoosh!*
Yatterman-2: ...Huh...?
Yatterman-1: Whew! That was a close one... Ai-chan, are you OK!? You hurt at all?
Yatterman-2: I'm OK. Thanks. I thought I was a goner for sure.
Yatterman-1: You had me worried there! I'm glad you're OK... If you're ever in trouble, I'll be there to save you!
Yatterman-2: Gan-chan... *Sniffle*
Yatterman-1: Ai-chan...!
Yatterman-2: Gan-chan... ♥
Yatterman-1: Ai-chan... ♥
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Victory Pose Time! Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!
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Great job there, Yatter-Wan! You deserve an oil snack for that!
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What a waste of time! You might as well not even show up if you can't even fight!
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Evil will find no place to hide in a world with Yatterman and Yatter-[your partner]!
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That wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be. How 'bout we try to be a little more carefree, eh?
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Nice going, Yatter-[your partner]! What? You mean you want me to stop calling you that? Why?
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Whether I'm blocking or punching, I'm always using all of my power! That's the Yatterman way!
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Victory Pose! Yatter! Yatt... er... You don't seem to be happy to be doing the Victory Pose, [your partner].
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Man almighty! You are diesel! Can I touch your bicep?
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You're so keyed up! I like it! That's how ya do it!
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When I get in close like that, I just unleash the ole Kendamagic. You'll be feeling it in the morning.
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Ow-ow-ow-ow! Why'd you hafta kick so hard? You can tone it down for a bit, can't ya?
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Fancy meeting ya here, Doronjo! I kinda wish I didn't... but, well, whatever.
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That is a really cool digital camera! Can I see it? No? It's for work only? Why do you gotta be such a downer?
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I've fought so many crazy, messed-up robots in my time that fighting a ginormous lighter ain't no biggie.
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I think that's enough for today. I don't want to get this handsome face dirty.
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That's a pretty nifty weapon you got there. Mind if I try it out? No? Oh, OK...
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You're fast, I'll give you that. But if you telegraph your attacks like that, of course I'm gonna dodge them.
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What!? You're using a real sword!? I thought it was some kind of toy! And here I was just takin' it easy the whole time! Yikes!
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I didn't notice it earlier, but that armor has got lots of gimmicks! Can I get one, ya think?
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That's what you get for judging someone by their looks, Birdy Man! Lucky for you I was holding back!
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So, like, you got a different weapon for every attack or something? Pfft... All I need is my Kendamagic and I'm good to go.
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I've seen enough sexy villainesses in my time to know what to expect from you! By the way, you're way hotter than Doronjo, I gotta say.
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Ummm... That's not what I would call justice. You're a bit narrow-minded, ain't ya?
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Pretty versatile for a robot. I gotta say, though, your design is pretty old-school. You gotta jazz that thing up, maybe turn it into an animal...
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Hey, if ya got any free time, why don't you come over to my place. And don't forget your cleaning supplies! OK?
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Wow! That was a rockin' good time! Don't hold back the next time we fight, OK?
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I can tell by the look in your eyes that you've been in some pretty rough scrapes.
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Looooo-ser! Looooo-ser! Hey, don't get angry at me! Take it out on those alien baddies you fight!
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Hey, if you got something buggin' you, I could give you some advice!
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When it comes to speed, coolness factor, and random craziness, I've gotcha beat every time!
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Hey-hey-hey! You're getting a little carried away, ain't ya? No way are you good Yatterman material!
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Ow-ow-ow! Why in the world are you attacking me, Ai-chan!? The enemy's over there! See!?
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So you're saying you come from a world filled with robots like you? That's so cool! You gotta take me!
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Yatterman-2
A few days later...
Doronjo: Ya-ha-haa! This is the one-hundredth year we've faced each other! This day marks your defeat, Yatterman!
Yatterman-1: Hungh... The Dorombo Gang - again...
Yatterman-2: We're so bored of fighting you guys. Why don't you give up and go straight?
Boyacky: Ha! Well, we're tired of hearing you talk trash all the time! You'll pay for every stupid thing you've ever said!
Tonzura: Ha-ha! We finally gathered enough evil trios throughout history! Yo guys! Come on out!
Grocky: Can't get off on the right foot without a good start! Marjo, Walther, and Grocky - the original Marjo Gang!
Donjuro: Striking at putrid good guys everywhere, it's Mujo, Tobokay, and Donjuro! Bow down before the ultimate evil trio!
Sekobichi: And the group with most potential is us! Atasha, Dowalski, and Sekobichi - the elite trio of evil!
Doronjo: Yah-ha-ha! I see you're at a loss for words! How rare! But there are still more evil trios!
Yatterman-1: ...
Princess Milenjo: Bringing down you goody-two-shoes will get us closer to the Firebird! Princess Milenjo declares this to be law!
Yatterman-2: ...Umm... Gan-chan? What do you think?
Yatterman-1: Aah, don't worry about it, Ai-chan. You're at full charge, right?
Mun-Mun: From cutting boards to rockets, Skull Lease is the company for you! The ultimate evil trio is here!
Dasainen: Yan-Yan, Tonmentan, and Dasainen are...
*BZZZZZZ!*
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I did it! I won! I hope Gan-chan was watching me...
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Did you underestimate me because I'm a girl? Well, too bad for you!
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Evil will find no place to hide in a world with Yatterman around! OK?
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Whenever you're in trouble, just call Yatterman and I'll be there! ♪
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OK, [your partner]. It's time to do our victory pose! Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!
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Thanks for getting my back, [your partner]. We'll have no problems fighting together!
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That was pretty tough... Without Gan-chan by my side I just can't seem to find my rhythm.
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Wow! You're pretty strong there, [your partner]. I'll take back some of the things I said about you!
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Wow, you got overalls too! What kind of business is your family in?
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I can tell that you got a real sense of justice! Hey, any interest in becoming Yatterman-3?
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Wow! So, you're, like, an android or something? I gotta tell Gan-chan all about you!
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Wow, you are so cool! I'm jealous! You're my new hero!
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That Dorombo Gang never learns from their mistakes. Here they are again, up to no good!
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If you just stand around and take pictures all day, of course I'm gonna beat you!
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You're a good robot, aren't ya? Sorry about hitting you like that... You're not hurt, are you?
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So I'm, like, your spiritual predecessor? For real? Then why do you have to attack me for no reason?
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You looked so angry and your clothes are kinda sucky. I thought you were part of the Dorombo Gang. You're not, though, right?
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That costume is so sweet! Can I try it on? Please?
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I had no idea swords could conduct electricity like that... Sorry about that...
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I don't want to do anything bad to your city. I'm just chasing after the Dorombo Gang. Mind letting me through?
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We both have to protect the earth, so never stop training!
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You are just so cute and polite! ♪ Maybe we can, like, spar again sometime.
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I know I won the fight and all, but I feel like I lost out to you as a woman. Why is that?
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I didn't know you could change into a drill! Wow! You almost hurt me there!
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Oops! I thought you were just a robot... I had no idea someone was in there... Are you mad?
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So, you're, like, really good at cleaning and stuff? Maybe you can show me how?
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Wow, you're one tough cookie! Good thing I brought my A-game or I would've been done for!
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Wow! You got someone you're in love with, too? Let's go over there so I can hear all about it!
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Hey, hey, hey! You shouldn't swing around something so big and dangerous like that! You could break something, and then how would you feel?
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I was all scared of you at first, but I don't think you're a bad guy... Maybe I shouldn't have to beat you...
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When you said you enjoyed movies, I thought you meant watching them, not being a part of them! That's bad bananas!
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Gan-chan, wake up, will ya!? This is no time to be sleeping...
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I'm Gan-chan's real girlfriend! Not some fake floozy like you! I'm also the real Yatterman-2!
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Ooh... I didn't mean to bust you up like that. Don't worry, I'll fix you up in a jiffy!
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Zero
Rockman Zero (Japan), Megaman Zero
Zero: Hmph. I have no mercy. ...This is Zero. Target eliminated. Ready to return to...
Yami: Grooaarrr!
Zero: Oh crap!
*Gyaaagh!*
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??: ...Zero... Zero...
Zero: (Am I dreaming...? I can't... I can't move...)
??: ...you doing? ...Zero... You... my greatest invention... You... everything I always...
Zero: (Who the heck... Is that...? ...No... I'm just dreaming... But I... I know that voice...)
??: ...You... yet to complete your task... Yes... It's still there... going back to your world, Zero... My son...
...ro... Zero...!
Zero: Ungh... Wh-Where am...
X: Zero! Oh, good! You're awake!
Zero: X...? ...Oh... I'm back...
X: It's OK. I'll take you in for repairs. Are you in pain?
Zero: Forget it. I'm fine. Let's get outta here. There's someplace we have to be...
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You did alright, [your partner].
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Checkmate. You're all out of moves.
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That was pathetic... Returning to base!
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Mission completed. Send me the coordinates for my next target.
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You're so slow that I can read every single one of your moves...
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Are you OK, [your partner]? You should stay behind me next time.
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Nice work, [your partner]! Let's keep this up on the next mission!
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The key to victory is understanding your enemy's strengths and weaknesses.
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I must get stronger... I'm sorry, but you're going to have to let me pass.
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Haven't you ever heard the phrase, "The best offense is a good defense?" You'll never win without a sound defense.
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What's the point of being invulnerable if you are just going to lose over and over again?
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Your kicks are impressive for a human. I'd probably lose a couple of parts if you were to land one on me.
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Did you think that I would fall for your goofy act and let my guard down? I've been in this business far too long for that.
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You have more to you than I thought, but humans do have their limits.
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Is that all you've got? Maybe if you applied yourself a bit more you would have had a chance...
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If only I could be fooled by such mundane and readable attacks...
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Does that little gun of yours make you feel big? Did you think you could touch me with that?
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I can see that you are very skilled with that weapon, but all your practice has gone to waste if you can't hit anyone.
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Did you know that diving into a fight recklessly actually makes it easier for your opponent to deal with you?
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I've already fully analyzed your style with that blade. Your chance of ever defeating me is now zero percent.
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Science Ninja... Are you advertising for some kind of children's toys or something?
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You remind me so much of X... What Hunter unit are you in?
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I won't be seduced by you, demon. I have friends I need to get back to.
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Wait, your body isn't mechanical? Then how are you able to transform like that?
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A large body has its shortcomings in battle. At your size you're basically dead on sight in a close-combat fight.
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What are you doing here? You're just a housekeeping Reploid... You should get home immediately before you malfunction.
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Your skills are quite impressive... But I didn't earn the title of Rank SA Hunter for no reason.
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Using the most powerful weapon you can find won't necessarily lead you to victory. You should use a weapon that suits you.
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Your blows are just as powerful as mine... It doesn't matter how much you focus on the fight; someone still loses.
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You've got the moves, but you move too much.
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So annoying... Why don't you try becoming an actor or something if you want so much attention!?
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That's right, you've lost. Where's that goofy smile now?
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I can tell that you've trained very hard with that weapon. The electricity it emits tickles a bit.
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You've got some nerve copying my form. But is there anything else in that tin can other than nerve?
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