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Clown
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Live by the fist, die by the fist. This is fate.
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A terrifying woman, indeed. But still no match for me. Ha ha ha!
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Looks aren't everything, pretty boy. You've got to show a little strength, too!
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Quick and strong, but still a worm compared to me!
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I hate these macho types. Get outta here!
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I never did like that loud music! Get out of here, Spike!
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Such a loud man. I do hope you calm down before we meet again!
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You got style, kid, but you're still a bit on the wimpy side!
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Give it up, kid! You'll never beat me!
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Try relaxing a little more. Take a vacation! Heh, heh, heh!
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Fei-lin
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Time for a nap, eh clown?
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You'll never top me, my friend! I'm the best around!
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I can read your moves like a book, wimp!
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What do you call that kind of fighting... Kung Fool?
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My hairdresser has better moves than you!
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Hey rocker, looks like your rhythm is a little off!
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Next time you'll think twice about taking me on, chump!
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Come on, boy, put a little effort into it next time!
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That's what happens when a kid tries to fight a pro!
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I wouldn't dare let a sweaty old man like you beat me!
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Jean Pierre
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Nothing else hidden up your sleeve? What a pity.
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Bravo... An excellent performance, dancer. But a defeat nonetheless.
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At last, a worthy opponent. A shame I had to trounce you!
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I think that black belt must be restricting your circulation!
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It will take weeks to rid my clothes of your stench!
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Your moves are a nauseating display of vulgarity!
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You simply must learn some manners, slob.
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Your moves might work against other chumps, but not against me.
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Go home, child, and change out of those disgusting, sweaty clothes!
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You really should try to enjoy life more!
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Karnov
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I can't believe. I've been defeated! The shame is unbearable... and the winnings, they all belong to you now.
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An important lesson: Life is short.
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The rose was a nice touch, but all that jumping! It was a shame I had to break him into such tiny bits.
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Such a violent youth... Good thing I stopped him before someone got hurt.
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Too much pasta! Definitely not good for your heart!
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There's one more English delinquency problem solved!
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I'll have this one stuffed and mounted. He'll make such an interesting trophy!
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Live by the fist, die by the fist. This is fate.
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"Spare the rod and spoil the child." That's what I always say.
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I normally don't like to pick on the elderly.
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Lee Diendou
Lee Tendok
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You belong in a circus, not in the fighter's ring!
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Your fighting moves are nothing more than feeble gestures.
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Your technique does not impress me. Come back next year, weakling!
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A glorious victory for me. I suggest you practice before challenging me again!
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You are like a rotting side of beef. Go home before I make sausage out of you!
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Your silly moves are embarrassing. It was like fighting a sick dog!
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Kung Fu will always defeat your weak moves!
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Rise again and I'll unleash the full fury of my Kung Fu!
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Even the strongest Judo champion will fall in shame before me!
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Now you know the meaning of the word fear!
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Marstorius
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Just touching you with my fist made me retch! Aargh!
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You'll never be anything without a little muscle!
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Might! Might makes right!
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I don't know why I wasted my time on a pipsqueak like you!
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Now that was a decent fight. Too bad I had to bust his pretty face!
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Too much loud music is rottin' your brain, punk!
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Take your Tiger Bazooka somewhere else, pal! It doesn't impress me!
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Did you expect those clumsy tricks to work? Don't insult me!
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I know it ain't nice to pick on kids, but...
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It was as easy as swattin' a fly!
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Matlok
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It was a lovely duet, but I knew I'd be the last one standing!
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Shall we go one more round, ma'am?
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Your fancy moves are nothing compared to my legwork!
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I've seen better Kung Fu at the movies!
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You'd look better with a mohawk. Next time I'll be sure to give you one!
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I dig your style, man, but you gotta have more soul!
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You'll never be a real fighter by eating raw fish!
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You're too slow to be dancing with me, mate!
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Over so soon? And I was just getting warmed up!
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About time for you to get on that plane back home, eh, squire?
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Mizoguchi
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Clowns belong in the circus, not in the fighter's ring!
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Your scene is finished, actress. Time for you to go home!
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I could never lose to a weakling like you!
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Your kung fu is worthless against me!
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You are nothing but an ox. Go on back to the barn!
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Now you know what "fighting spirit" is. Remember it well.
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With a little more practice you might improve. But I doubt it!
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Return to the gutter, you honorless insect!
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I was easy on you this time little girl. Next time you won't be so lucky!
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I knew my power would destroy your will to fight!
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Ray McDougall
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Hah! Did you expect to beat me with those cheap tricks? You've got to be joking!
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You call that a fight, sweetie? That was barely a warmup.
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Hey Frenchie, I think it's time for your nap!
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Kung Fu? Hah! It was like beating up a kindergartener!
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You're going to need more than brute force to stop me. Now get outta here before I pound you again!
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Better not try to slam-dance with me, pal!
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Somebody better get this kamikaze wimp an ambulance!
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Listen, chump, you better learn some better moves than that if you want to challenge me!
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I think you need some more time in the gym, kid.
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Next time stop all that kicking and fight like a man!
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Ryoko Kano
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I knew my Judo would beat a pasty-faced clown like you!
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You're no match for me, lady! I can handle all of those two-bit moves!
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You're going to need more than good looks to impress me!
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Did you think your half-baked Kung Fu could beat my Judo?
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Brains over brawn, every time!
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You think I'd let a low-life punk take me? Never!
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Call me when you want to fight seriously, old man!
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Make fun of Judo, will you? Maybe next time you'll show me some respect, wimp!
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Hah! I think you need some more practice, kiddo!
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Back to the old folks' home, grandpa.
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Samchay
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The honor of this victory will be with me forever!
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I have no time to be fighting such unworthy opponents!
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Did you believe your childlike moves could overcome my superior skills?
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It pleases me to give you such a punishing defeat!
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There is no escaping the authority of the Ti Kaukoun!
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Challenge me again and I will teach you the true meaning of the word "respect."
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A shameful loss for you. Return in disgrace, you pitiful thing!
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Get out of town, yankee!
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I think it is past your bedtime, little girl.
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The gods of battle are clearly on my side!
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