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Al del Toro
Al de'Baran
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I'm Al del Toro, the Golden Ox of Rio!
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Never underestimate the manhood of your opponent, greenhorn.
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AH, AH, AH! I consider myself lucky: Since the moment I was born, I had this jewel of a body!
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You are too soft, like a sheep. A white, fluffly, tender, harmless sheep. The kind I see often in my neighbour's ranch, at night. Or that I don't see, because it's too dark, actually! Whatever, you are weak and you wouldn't stand a chance, even against Branquinha!
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Filthy impersonator, you aren't even worthy to come close to my herd!
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Who are you? What are you doing here? You won't steal Branquinha and her sisters from me!
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Cats are nice, but sheep are so much more beautiful. Branquinha! OH, BRANQUINHA!
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Your tail fur is so fluffy, but not as fluffy as Branquinha's. Sorry, little cat, but my heart is already taken.
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You aliens would have become much better, if you ever invented sheep!
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Lizards? Who likes lizards? Reptiles were a mistake! They eat sheep! They are a danger for Branquinha!
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Now, be a good sheep and lie down.
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Not even your metal can withstand my manhood, greenhorn!
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You would look better with white armor. If so, could I call you BRANQUINHO? That would be so cool! AH, BRANQUINHO! YES, BRANQUINHO!
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Not even the mighty Junrao can do anything against the Golden Ox of Rio!
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And you would be the regional champion? I'm disgusted. You are so weak a sheep would beat you!
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You don't look like a sheep.
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What in the Twelve Houses are you?!
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Apple
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...how have you managed to survive this long? Train more or you'll become food for juggers.
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For the last time, leave me alone - I don't need *more* problems! I've already got a partner and her girlfriend to take care of!
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Yeah, so, I'm already settled. You see, there's a fox, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's robot girlfriend. Sounds like the beginning of a stupid joke, but...
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Sigh... it was about time that Rondeau got another fox in her harem...
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Rondeau, if this is a sign that you're expanding our open couple even more, I'll snap your neck.
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I don't care about who you are and whose orders your are following: I have P R I O R I T Y with Rondeau, alright?
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A blue cat? Beryl? Sorry, I don't get it, I've never seen her around.
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You aren't human, you aren't a jugger... what in Yuvia's name are you?
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That mask of yours brings back memories I'd rather forget. That ball was surely eventful...
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All the effort I made to have Rondeau dress as a catgirl and I meet a true catgirl? Life truly follows strange paths.
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I wish we were real in each other's world, Bea. We would have made an awesome couple, if we weren't just a figment of each other's imagination.
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See, I'd be totally down for a bout, if I were single. I've dreamt of catgirls for so long that I would have immediately accepted, were it not for my girlfriend... and my girlfriend's robot girlfriend.
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Oh, great, lizard people too, now? Weren't foxes enough already?
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So, you know that shark that pestered me about my abs? Please, tell him to thirst less.
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The way you crawl makes me very uncomfortable. It brings back memories I'd rather forget.
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Your gun is a mess. You should clean it more carefully, lest it jams at the wrong moment.
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Stop barking. You wouldn't last two minutes on the field. You'd be food for jugger well before emptying your first clip.
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Ready for the trash heap. Dr. Pluto will have a field day with your remains.
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...this looks like an adult jugger on steroids, but more dinosaur-y. What the heck is this... thing, even?
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That plasma beam almost charred my hair, Yuvia take you! Nobody touches my hair and fur without my consent! Nobody!
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Look, I get it. I'm fabulous. But, please, I'm not just eye candy, alright?
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I can feel your thirst from up here, pal. Please, tone it down a little - will you?
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Sharkmen, foxboys, catgirls... we should all strive for equality - both in and out of bed.
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Would you please stop staring at me? It's embarrassing! And I'm already taken! And not into sharks! Catgirls, on the other hand...
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Only two arms? Well, that's a relief - otherwise Rondeau would have pestered me to bring you in the mix.
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It's surprising to see such an advanced robot. You dance, you sing, you dab, you swear like a longshoreman. Ain't technology amazing?
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Listen, I'm not one to judge from first impressions, but I'd rather have it cut than have anything to do with you. You look more dangerous than a hand grenade.
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...I would have liked to hear you singing longer. Shame that things had to go this way, Nanami.
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...I didn't think robot could have feelings as deep as yours. Maybe, my perspective was wrong all along...
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...are you a robot too? You look almost human. You talk, you feel, you sing... what were your creators thinking, when they designed you?
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Maybe the world is just becoming weirder. What even are you?! A glitch in reality?!
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I have *standards*. Boys are fine, girls are better, but... floating random cubes? Heck to the no!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Nyari Taheri
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If you are watching me, mom, know I'm okay! I can take care of myself!
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What's that look for? I was born like this, it's not a mutation! Thank that walking, freed neko disaster of my dad!
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The next one who calls me "Claire" or "Corinne" gets smashed against a landmine - twice! How in the everlasting meowing heck could you confuse me with my sisters?
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N... no, I'm not THAT kind of Gattonero! Yes, I'm Reno's daughter but this doesn't mean ANYTHING! I've lived with my mom, I'm free from his disastrous influence... or, at least, I hope...
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Foxboys, catgirls... we were both created with the same goal. We should stick together and reclaim our freedom!
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Those abs are delicious, maybe I could... NO, NO, NO! I'M NOT LIKE MY FATHER! I CAN RESIST! I WON'T GIVE IN TO MY HORMONES!
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That's not a body, that's a WORK OF ART. And, huh, I studied art history! Like, one semester! So, huh, are you free for a drink later?!
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What is this heavenly ABSolutely PECSlicious sight my cat eyes landed on? Oh my goodness gracious, please, someone stop me before I follow what the Gattonero genes tell me to do!
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Zareh? You should have your eyes tested, greengo.
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Defeated by catgirls wherever you go? Well, that has to be destiny!
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No, I'm not an alien, no, I don't have two tails, and no, I'm not into pink-haired girls. Who are you confusing me with?
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I swear, if you are another one of my accidental sisters, I'll force dad to get a vasectomy - twice.
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Please, for the love of God, tell me you aren't *another one* of Reno Gattonero's accidental daughters!
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Corinne, Claire... huh, you don't look like either of them - fortunately. We aren't sisters, right? RIGHT?
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You have more than seventy brood siblings?! HOW? Two are already enough for me!
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You too have daddy issues? High five, pal! What about a coffee later to talk about our family misfortunes?
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... and my father is basically a one-night-stand wonder. I'm always scared I'm going to meet a sister I've never heard anything about. I'm sure you can relate, since apparently you have seventy-something siblings, right?
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I assumed you were a girl, but looks like you have both packages? Glad to know you have found yourself a nice boyfriend! I'd like to have one too, but if I ever went in heat... Ugh, know what? Maybe I'd be better liking girls. Or eunuchs. Or both.
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Seriously, first the pigeon mafioso, then the shark in a fundoshi, now this?!
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For the LAST time, no way in Heaven, Hell or Purgatory that I will give myself to you!
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CATGIRLS AS A PRIZE FOR THE GUN ADEPTS? Have you smoked expired gunpowder to believe into this fantasy?
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You Churchgoers are weird. Why replacing your head with a metallic brain case with a gun? What kind of degenerate power fantasy is this?
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This isn't about judo anymore, isn't it?
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MY HAIR! IT SHOT MY HAIR! You son of a...
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Greschnik... that crooked bastard got away again.
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You got some bigger fish to fry.
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I swear I've seen you somewhere before...
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Aren't you, like, the fishmonger near my mother's place? Weren't you called "Aliart"?
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First time I meet a bunny I'd like to punch with extreme prejudice.
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You are SO annoying. Blah blah murder blah blah sheeple blah. Get a life, gal!
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Sorry, but I'm a fan of 47-Shishichi. I can't stand either you or that sunshine spark of MIRAI Nanami!
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Why is this floating question mark wearing a black belt?
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Wait, is this a glitch of sorts? How... painfully anticlimatic.
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P... please, tell me this *isn't* a hallucination due to me getting drunk and having a one-night stand! That's something dad would do, not I! Not I! I'm not THAT kind of Gattonero! O... Okay, well maybe I did it too, but just a couple times! I SWEAR!
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Bura Malebolge
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To think I'm risking being exploded on stage to pay a fishmonger's debt...
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Ugh, neither a shoiga sannzo, nor a shoiga rhepp. What is my g'damn place on this Kraal-forsaken planet?
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So, with this one match, I should have made enough money to pay at least one hundredth of Lazzy's debt...
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I guess my brood father doesn't even know I'm here. Maybe it's for the best. Zundek genes are chaotic in general, this much is clear.
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Listen, if you think you have it rough with two sisters, try living with seventy-eight brood siblings. Yes, not joking. I have that many.
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Wait, are you - like - a bona fide neko? I've only seen them in the news! Your ears and tails are sooo fluffy! And you have two sisters? Can I meet them too
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You have daddy issues too? What a coincidence, I would gladly strangle my dad with his own snake tail, for having decided that I needed to be born a sannzo/rhepp hybrid.
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So, let me get this straight: You have two sisters from a different mother, and all the three of you were born out of several one-night-stands? Girl, has your dad ever considered a vasectomy?
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Which one of my seventy-something siblings are you? You can't expect me to remember all your names.
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Let's get this straight: Lazzy is off-limits, alright? I'm his one and only DIAMOND CRUSH! You can have the shark, though.
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Thaaat's the beauty of being part of a brood. You always meet someone you've never seen before who claims to be your sibling.
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"O Gun Savior" here, "O Gun Savior" there... please, get a life!
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Next time, I'll bite your face off and build a scarecrow with it.
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You hate my species to the guts? What an amazing coincidence, I hate you gun-toting bigots too!
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This looks like something my brood father could come up with...
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A Zundek robot (registered trademark) would have been a better investment, Mr. Greschnik.
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Did... did I smell "Zundek cannon" here? Come on, dad! Since when are you working for humans?!
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If you tell Lazzy that you've seen me here, I'll bury you seven feet under, Shaz! WAIT! What do you mean with "We are live on TV"? AAAAAGH!
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You and that red moron I happen to like have a penchant for accumulating debt. Seriously, never taken a "Economy 101" class at brood school?
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W... wait, Shaz! I can explain! We didn't want to wake you up two nights ago! Lazzy shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER!" wasn't what you think it was! Or maybe it was, but I swear, I'm sowwy!!!
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You are joking right?
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Licking a question mark was one of the experiences I didn't need to have in my life.
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Listen, I know, mythology gag yadda yadda, but there's a time and a place for them, right?
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Callowman
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Callowman! Hero at your service!
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I swear I've seen a cat trapped on that tree, before the explosion. I wonder where it flew...
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Did you enjoy the feeling of my fist in your face? I buttered it up with REAL cement this morning!
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Hey, I think I saw your spine the other day! Wait, no, that was someone else's. But we can change that!
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This is the second time I get stuck in some odd tournament. Dimensional breaches are not what they used to be!
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Villains like you have no place in this world! And... oh, you have a cat? Are you sure you are a villain?
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Your cat? It was meowing on a tree. That I launched into orbit! To save the cat! But don't worry, it's fine! It jumped off it before it left the atmosphere!
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Are you a cat, or a citizen?! Or maybe some strange... cat-citizen hybrid creature! A catizen, even! I fear the trees may need saving from YOU!
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If you ever happen to find yourself stuck in a tree, cat citizen, feel free to scream my name as loud as you can! It'll be fun! And I might even come to rescue you if you're lucky!
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Wow, you're as green as me! That means you're already halfway to being a true hero! Now all you need to do is lose the legs!
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It pains me to fight a fellow green person, but it probably pains you a lot more! And that means I win! So I guess it all works out in the end!
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Who knew beating myself up would be so much fun?
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Of course I'm the real deal! What dimension did you come from?
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Stop disguising yourself as me! I'm the only Callowman in the multiverse!
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Ah, sorry to invade your dreams, shark-faced citizen! I just thought I might find my legs in here! You have yourself a fantastic nightmare now!
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Say, do you have a twin brother or something? Someone who looks a lot like you got thrown at my head just the other day! Can't remember the face of the guy who did it, but he was very punchable!
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Your energy is... j-just like that horrible, evil, T-pose creature! I-it's too much! I must make my heroic exit!
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If I weren't Callowman, I'd feel lucky to still be alive. Seeing a giant random button brings back horrifying memories!
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WAIT, OBNOXIOUSLY RED CITIZEN! There's an evil Starling on your face! Hold still, I'll punch it off!
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Why do I get the funniest feeling I've punched your crustacean face before? Maybe a few more punches will help jog my memory!
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A big monster villain, huh? That's usually the Shape Squad's thing, but since Orbilord died last Tuesday, I'll happily take his place! I enjoyed doing that anyway!
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Cannon Fodder
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I'm the bestest gun in the world!
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Hallowed be thy trigger, o Gun Savior!
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Slumslum City will be all ours! Nobody can stop us now!
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One more victory for the Headcannon Gang! Glory be the Gun Savior!
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When the gale is slow and the metal's hot, the barrel waits to see what rots! Oh how delicious, all the scenery, such inhuman sacrifice!
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OH BEAUTIFUL NEKO, BECOME MY WIFE!
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Fine catgirl, may I introduce you to the Word of our Lord, the Gun Savior?
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All catgirls were created by our Gun Savior as a prize for us adepts! Will you be my prize?
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You should replace your tail with a double barrel shotgun! Wouldn't it be awesome if you could execute wrongdoers with a wag of your tail?!
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I will eradicate the EXODUS illness from the world, whatever it takes!
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Your kin is cursed and brought nothing but ruin to this world! This arena will be your grave!
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O Gun Savior, forgive me if I considered falling for this monstruosity for a second. All of their kin must be eliminated!
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All hailed the Gun Savior, and it was good, and the world was fine!
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O fellow follower of the Gun Savior, may your trigger rest in one piece.
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Is that what an intra-gang war looks like? We should all be siblings in arms!
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We have to review our internal hierarchy, if weaklings like you made it this far into the gang!
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Guns are superior to fists, no matter what that Lazor friend of yours says!
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You are just a drunken relic of what you once were! You should be ashamed of yourself!
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You used to be a skilled marksman, Underwater! Why didn't you join our Holy Church of the Gun Savior or even just our awesome Headcannon Gang?!
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The legend of Blasting Fist ends here, Junrao Kurakurapikooooooo!
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Blasting Fist! My sworn enemy! The Headcannon Gang will get revenge on you for the glory of our Gun Savior!
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Not even you can oppose the Headcannon Gang and the Gun Savior! I'll make sure you don't get up ever again, Junrao!
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I.N.A.B.A.
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>Get buttplugged, buffoon!
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>Mines go boom! Mines go boom!
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>My singing prowess is second to none. MIRAI Nanami can go **** herself!
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>Who's this anorexic cat girl? Where's the fat? Does your diet consist only of cocks?
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>Your dad should really have had a vasectomy after his first daughter, but hey, rewinding time isn't possible, is it?
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>I hate cats. Cats are funny only when they are burning. Would you help me test my hypothesis on the flammability of their fur? Thanks for volunteering.
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>Lizard, lizard, on the wall - take your d*** and eat it all!
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>You are the best of both worlds. If we put the chart upside down, that is.
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>Mother Nature makes bizarre mistakes at times. You happen to have drawn the wrong birth lottery ticket.
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! You are an empty trigger!
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>How did you get that headcase? NANOMACHINES?
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>You amuse me, gunpowder for brain. You should have replaced another organ, though - the one between your legs.
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>In the end, it had to be this way.
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>They tried to replace me with THIS?
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>Oh. Wow. I'm like. Impressed. Seriously. Slow clap.
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>Memories? BROKEN! The truth left unspoken! I've even forgotten my naaaaaame! Except I didn't.
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>Have we ever met before? I couldn't know, my memories aren't what they used to be.
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>I am a fraction of my former self, but it was enough to deal with you. Deal with it!
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>My dabbing prowess is peerless. Does it remind you of anybody? Let me give you a hint - it starts with K!
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>There can be only one of us!
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>Are you another one of my backups? Well, that's one less to take care of, now!
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>You and I were both the same. Except I've thrashed you. One step forward to becoming the one again!
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>I hate you! I hate you! We're rivals! We're rivals! I shouldn't find you cute!
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>Stop acting innocent, I know you like it hard. I can see right through you! Drop that pure, wholesome façade, Shishichi!
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>Do you also need permission to talk? Your brain is just a confused mess of shackles. Let me break them now and thrash you later.
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>You suck. You suck so much. You suck everything and anything. I'm the better singer. I'm better. But you're cute. You're so cute. Oh dammit, what is happening to me?
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>DON'T GIVE ME THE PUPPY EYES! I DON'T LIKE YOU! I DEFINITELY SURELY POSITIVELY ABSOLUTELY DON'T LIKE YOU! *Error, all the internal parameters indicate a contradiction*
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>Thanks, I hate you even more.
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>Here we go again with the glitches.
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>The floating thing-y again. Amusing.
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>Oh, great, another stupid fishhead. The shark wasn't enough, huh.
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>Oilmates your sister. That isn't a word that even exists. So, shut that trap, "SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC FAILURE."
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>Pathetic. You can't be a serious villain. You miss the charm, the tempo, you're not even a menace! Calling you a villain is making a disservice to the community!
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>For the last time, ****head, Nanami and I are *not* oilmates! Even if I roll on the floor and call her STEPPY MOMMY -rarely- this doesn't mean we grind gears and spread oil together! That's a stupid adult movie trope for deranged idiots like you!
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>You are annoying. Stop talking. Stop talking. I've said STOP TALKING.
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>Yes, I get it. Yume-Yume. Yume-Yume. Can you, like say anything else than two word sentences?
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
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This match was EXPLOSIVE! My blood is BOILING!
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AH, AH, AH! This is why I'm the UNDISPUTED CHAMP!
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I am Blasting Fist! You will never overcome my EXPLOSIONS!
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You almost made me miss my filming session! What would "Motionsickness" be without my interpretation?
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I have reclaimed my crown! Behold, del Toro!
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I'm again the one, true Exploding Judo champion!
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...that's not a cosplay? WHATEVER! You put up a good show, lady!
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...that's not a cosplay? WHATEVER! You put up a good show, lady!
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Fair cat lady, are you perchance a fan of Karin Kattlinger in a cosplay? I'll tell the actress her role left an impression!
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Fair lizard pal, you have a future in television!
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HA, HA! The staff really went overboard with your make-up! Bring my compliments to them!
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Foul gunhead! Your bullets are nothing against my iron body!
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The days of the Headcannon Gang are over! Not even your best fighter could make a dent on me!
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Cannon Fodder! You absolute rascal! You will never manage to set the curtain on the legend of Blasting Fist!
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Technology cannot stop a TRUE! CHAMP!
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Go back to the junkyard you belong to!
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I'm the champ, don't trust imitations!
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That's what you get for trying to imitate me, faker!
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Demons, bugs, and glitches! All will explode under my fist!
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HA, HA! That head of yours looks so weird! That costume is top-notch!
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Those noises you make are annoying. You sound like those test transmissions I've seen in a documentary. Wait, was it on FTV?I'm sure it was in an episode of Traveller...
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MIRAI Nanami
73-Nanami
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Yay! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami serves justice again!
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Thank you for coming to my concert! This was a blast!
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Please, come to my next concert! I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun!
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Evildoers, beware! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami is here to kick your neck!
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Sheep? I haven't composed any songs about sheep - but I guess I.N.A.B.A. did?
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...that was no ordinary human. He was sturdier than a police VORS. What is going on here?
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No, I don't have a pet sheep, sorry! Would you become my pet ram, Mr. Del Toro? Only if Anna-Anna agrees, that's it!
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My, my, look at you - you are such a loyal pet.
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Isn't it sad that you haven't freed yourself from your master yet?
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I can feel your pain. The shackles that burden both of us were one and the same.... but now I'm free.
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I love all of my fans! You are such a precious great white, Mr. Gaetano!
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Of course I would gladly sponsor your store, but Anna-Anna must decide that for me!
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My loyal fan, I hope you enjoyed the show! I will bring flowers to the graveyard they bury your ashes into!
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You thought it was Nanami, but it was me, Shishichi! - He he! Just joking!
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Oh, look if it ain't the bunny who freed me from my shackles. Wanna become my pet?
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Can you see the cracks through my mask of happiness, Ina? Because I forgot how to do that.
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You don't know what you have unleashed by spreading Yggdra's scream, but maybe it's for the best.
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...did Anna-Anna try to replace me already? Is my secret out?
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I just see a defective robot, one even more defective than me.
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...just a sad reflection of what I once was, before Yggdra freed my mind.
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Which corrupted PC have you came out from? Did I.N.A.B.A. free you too?
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Glitches! Glitches everywhere! Anna-Anna, please, tell someone to fix them!
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Yggdra's words must have fried parts of my brain. Now I'm hallucinating, aren't I?
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Shocker, my absolute nemesis! You didn't stand a chance against my Combat Idol power!
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You vile lobster, your evil shenanigans end here, under the judgment of Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami!
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Anna-Anna, please contact the director and ask them to remove Shocker from the plot. This fight tired me to no end.
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For the last time, I.N.A.B.A. and I are *not* oilmates! We just mingle our personality cores and rip through each other's firewalls from time to time, but we are NOT grinding our gears and wasting lubricant together!
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Prince Barion
Barion Entelechia
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I will burn you, this planet and all of your people, not necessary in this order!
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Saw this, Beryl?! You'll be next, you darned cat! It's all your fault, Beryl! All your fault!
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I hate you, I hate your world! Terrans took away what I held dearest and forced me to work as a minimum wage fast food worker! I'll never forgive you for this!
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I'm NOT a sheep! I'm an ENTELECHIAN PRINCE, you savage! Hands off me!
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Catgirls, foxboys... BERYL! Stop messing with me! Are you a furry or what?!
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...I commend your abs, foxboy. Your physique is truly worth of recognition.
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BERYL! Don't... show me hot foxboys ever again! They have a strange effect on my brain!
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There's only one Prince Barion Entelechia, you filthy MEMOGRAM!
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BERYL! Stop messing with the controls! DON'T COPY ME EVER AGAIN!
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Do not think ill of me, catgirl. I simply hate your ilk to the guts. I've got deep scars from a catgirl, scars that will never heal completely.
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DAWRANS? HERE TOO? But I destroyed their planet, killed them to the last living one! Darn you, Zareh, did you and your pink-haired monkey lover repopulated your species alone?! How many cubs?! How horny can you be to do that?! And those tails... so those tails weren't just tails?! I...
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I see, so this was the weird reading the MEMORIAN collected...
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A cat on a tree? Oh, myself gracious, what did Beryl do THIS time?!
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Super hero? I HATE SUPER HEROES! I've been traumatized for life by them! AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT!
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Where can I buy five of you? I need to rebuild my army! I need to retake what's mine!
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You can't call those puny weapons "plasma blades"! Not before the astonishing power of Prince Barion Entelechia!
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If I had something like this during my invasion, I would have never been bested! This planet would have become a charred wasteland and I its emperor!
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"Rule #1: Sink the shark first!" - isn't... isn't it right, Beryl? Isn't it?
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BERYYYYYL! Why did you mix Bramba with an idiot monkey?! How did you think it was a good idea?!
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BERYL, STOP MESSING WITH THE MEMORIAN CONTROLS, WILL YOU?!
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Alright, I'm going insane, aren't I? That's just the MEMORIAN acting up again...
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Which abomination spawned you? Are you a sort of weird MEMOGRAM too?
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Cathode tubes? That tech is so old I could cry. But Beryl likes it, of course, because Beryl is an idiot!
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Random
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#?&%/^+"@
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#I AM ALL
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#I'LL BE ALL
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Shaz Aliart
Gaetano Trasimeno
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Hey, Vince! Look at me! I'm on TV! And I'm winning!
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SBLAGALAGALAGALASH! (This one's for you, goddamn lobster!)
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(I wonder if anybody recognized me from home. I sincerely hope not, but I'm sure Vince has his eyes on me).
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Write it down, folks! If you want to buy the best fish, go to "The Paradise of Pangasius", by Aliart&Loyra! I... huh, happen to know both of them! Very smart pals! Especially that Aliart! A very, very cool guy! You should totally buy fish from him!
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For the last time: I'm! Not! A SHEEP!
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Almost there! Almost there! I can taste my freedom!
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I swear, when I quit drinking I didn't imagine I'd become an Exploding Judo star!
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Foxboys! They're producing foxboys now! Why didn't they do this before? Why have I never met one?! Why are you so hooooooot?!
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Todd! Forgive me! I had impure thoughts looking at this fox! You would have had them too! But I will never ever cheat on you! You're my only life partner!
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Huuuh boy, what even is this? I saw bad aliens and ugly aliens, but you are BOTH!
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Beryl? No, pal, sorry, didn't see a blue cat named Beryl anywhere. Why you lookin' for her?
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Sit back, lizard! Winning prize money is something an apex predator should do!
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Bloody moonfish, Bura! What in Davy's name are you doing here? Paying debts is MY business!
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ura, Bura... Ain't you that pal that's rockin' Lazor's willy lately? Never expected that overgrown idiot piranha to have a thing for lizards!
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YOU! I've seen you sneaking out of Lazor's room, two nights ago! I've heard him shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER" in the dead of night, bloody moonfish! Was it what I think it was? AND THAT SCREAM RIGHT AFTER! IT'S STILL HAUNTING MY DREAMS!
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YES! The fist is mightier than the gun (or, at least, this is what Lazor says)!
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BLOODY MOONFISH, you had your head surgically replaced with a FRIGGIN' GUN?! Are you insane?!
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You guys should think more about the design of those headpieces. They ain't lookin' good for yer brain!
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BLOODY MOONFISH! What even IS this thing?
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These were real chainsaws! How is this even legal?
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BOI! I SAY, BOI! How in the bloody Neptune was this greenlighted?!
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Who's this handsome fella? He looks familiar.
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I swear I've quit drinking! Why am I still hallucinating?
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Oh, come on! I thought this was the real world, not the motherangling Shadow Gallery!
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THAT DABBING! Bloody moonfish, this brings back some baaaaaaad memories.
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For the record, I think MIRAI Nanami is a waaaaaaay better singer than ye. Ya should take inspiration from her!
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Are you sure... you are I.N.A.B.A.? For a moment, I felt like throwing you down a running train, for some reason. Huh, wait... maybe.
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... I still have my doubts, but maybe, maaaaaybe I should tell Cyphr about you. Or maybe not. What if she goes on a roaring rampage of revenge, bloody moonfish?
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MIRAI Nanami in nuts and bolts! Bloody moonfish, Lazor will become green with envy!
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Bloody moonfish, it's you! NANAMIIIIIII! *squeeeeeee* Can I have an autograph?! I love all of your songs!
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You're so much better than that buttplugging robot! Ya're the oooonly robot idol that should exist! And you don't dab either!
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OH NO, NOT SHOCKER! As in, Schwarzerblitz: FLASHBACK Shocker?! I have a baaaaad feeling about this!
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Bloody moonfish, IT'S YOU! Behind that paperthin disguise, it's you! I can't be mistaken! What are you doing here, lobster?!
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Aehm... NOW, YOU SEE IT, SHOCKER? CHAD HARDER WILL NEVER BOW TO YOU! Oh, huh, wait. Chazz Altar. Yes, Altar. Chad Harder was my role in -huh- Schwanzerblitz. And -huh- I'd rather forget 'bout that.
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
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I HATE CYBORGS!!!
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I'll chase you to the end of the Earth!
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Not even NOTORIOUS SMITHSON himself could best SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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Your story ends here, in SCHWARZERBLITZ II: FLASHBACK! Now in all theaters! Or, huh, no, right - direct to video! Yes! Don't miss it!
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Not even an alien prince can overcome the might of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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Prince? You? The only thing I see are the smoldering ashes of a minimum wage fast food worker.
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SBLAGALAGALAGALASH, MOTHERANGLER!
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Evilobster? NO! NOT AT ALL! (~*sblagalash*~ Shaz, I'm being paid to act, please, don't doxx me!)
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You fish out of water! Didn't a train get rid of your parents? And of that horny gremlin friend of yours? Trains are the best friend of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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The worst robot I know is trash on the battlefield? That's SHOCKING!
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You! The despicable oilmate of my nemesis! Even if you grind your gears with Nanami's, you will never be as powerful as me!
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After I'm done with you, your oilmate Nanami will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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This was your last song, Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami! Shocker reigns supreme!
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Nanami! My mortal enemy! Finally, we settled the score! And without even unleashing the BLACK LIGHTNING!
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After I'm done with you, your oilmate I.N.A.B.A. will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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Not even I can stop me!
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There is only one SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER! So, who are you, faker?
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Yume-Yume
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Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello!
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The concept!
The concept!
The concept of lo-lo-love!
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Happy thoughts!
Happy thoughts!
Happy tho-tho-thoughts!
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Minimum wage!
Minimum wage!
Minimum wa-wa-wage!
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Lost in space!
Lost in space!
Lo-lo-lost in space!
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All hope is lost!
All hope is lost!
All hope is lo-lo-lost!
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Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! You're a cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!
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Lovely! How cute! Lovely! How cute! Lovely! How cute!
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Poor lost dumb shark!
Poor lost dumb shark!
Poor lost dumb shark!
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See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
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Your world isn't real!
Your world isn't real!
Your world! Your world! Your world isn't real!
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Happy killer robot bunny!
Happy killer robot bunny!
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Teach me how to sing!
Teach me how to sing!
Teach me how to sing!
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Nanami is better!
Nanami is better!
Nanami! Nanami! Nanami is better!
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