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Fujiwara no Mokou
I don't care about this Occult nonsense...
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This type of event has left a bad taste in my mouth.
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Well? Aren't you gonna read a sutra for my death's sake?
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At this point, nothing can scare m- Wah, that's me!!
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Your face isn't smiling, you know? You're scary.
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If monks could actually save people, this world would've already become paradise.
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I see. Hermits gain longevity by fighting off shinigami.
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I always thought the Underground youkai were all a bunch of oddballs.
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That tail looks like it'd burn up nicely.
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Immortality is lonely and inescapable.
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Okiku-san, huh? Even if she couldn't reach Nirvana... that doesn't change the fact that she's dead.
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I'll evaporate every last drop of moisture from you.
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Are you the one? The one who dragged me into this Occult nonsense.
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You oughta put on a huge armor. Then this battle'd be fair game.
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Dreaming? Actually I haven't done that in a while.
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Well... Looks like someone's stuck me with the Urban Legend of the spontaneous combustion phenomenon.
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Kasen Ibaraki
There's no way I'd reveal my full strength in a place like this.
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A motorcycle? An old granny on a motorcycle would be a strange sight indeed.
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Oh, poor, lonely departed one who even the shinigami no longer target. I can sympathize.
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You're perfroming noh this year too, hm? This year's performance will be the Kuchisake-onna, I'm sure?
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"Hasshaku-sama"? Does that mean you're holding a shakuhachi backwards?
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Could this be some kind of supernatural phenomenon?
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Oh, you're the young lady from the Palace. Your big sister's been worried about you.
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Tanuki sure are shrewd. Rather difficult animals to deal with.
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You really don't understand how to use magic properly. You could wind up dead some time, you know?
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I'd really prefer not to be lumped together with such a low-level hermit.
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Well, the kappa are the same as ever...
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Want to train at my place again? It'll be the Reptile Course this time.
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There were supposed to be seven green dwarves, weren't there...?
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Only in your dreams? Really...? Just what force is at work here?
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I've got it. You're hiding the real Urban Legend you've got, aren't you?
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Don't you have cinnabar too much? I'm running a little low.
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If the monkey's paw can grant wishes, then I... I think I'll just stick with the monkey's paw.
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Koishi Komeiji
Hello~. Right now, I've just beaten you.
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Hello~. Right now, I'm on top of your back.
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Hello~. Right now, I'm trying to overcome your death and move toward my future.
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What a nice-looking vehicle! Hey, let me ride it!
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Even if you say you have everlasting youth and life, you really will die, won't you? Everyone does.
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Well, mine is pretty.
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You're in good health. Maybe I should also live above ground.
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So I get three wishes? No question, I want Past, Present and Future.
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Hello~ I'm right behind me.
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That ball... It's not an Occult Ball... It's an Alien Ball...!
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Your hat looks really heavy. What's inside it?
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Yes, the long lost tenth plate is right behind you...
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Hey, shopkeep~. I want that monster of yours~.
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Hey, mine kinda seems like she's in a gap, too.
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I wanna get in the bowl, too!
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Is that your telephone? If I had something like that, I'd probably say, "If it's not an iPhone, it's not an iPhone".
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I'll take blue!
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Mononobe no Futo
VIII... IX... No matter how I shouldst count, thither art not enough.
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This here vehicle of yours? Be it of comfort?
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As thou hast be mine guidepost through the bamboo thicket, may thou find the path to enlightenment aswell.
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Thine mouth arn't particularly torn, t'is not.
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Whence something's at large, t'is well the worth.
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Thou art the hermit from the mountain, or not? Hast thou grown weak?
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Behind ones rear, before one knownst... Such thing thou callest a telephonogramme.
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Outerworldlers, thou sayest? In spite of, why dost they be nude?
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Although thou speakest of the Occult, I couldn'st feel nothing of the sort. Not very...
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T'was quite a peculiar leviathan.
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Dish and bowl. T'is truly the war of the dining table.
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Ha, the dishes be prepared. Right and orderly that is.
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Nitori Kawashiro
This high occult energy is all going to Nessie!
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The Occult Ball Energy conversion rate is less than 5%. What the hell, that's way too low!
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Wh- what's that vehicle?! Hmmmmm. Technology. Technology's a real interesting path.
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Sorry, my machines are completely inflammable.
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Let me show you our new masks. I think all of them would look great on you.
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I'm not gonna lose in a contest of size! Not for a long, long time.
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You've heard of my Nessie? Really?
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A- a moble phone? I see... Urban Legends have that kind of use, too.
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I won't let aliens be so low-tech!
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Need a new broom? The price hasn't changed in thirty-two years.
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Ah, wanna buy a plate? Buy now and you'll get a set of nine and one free.
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This is just a weird hallucination from my tired eyes!
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Don't just go and choose some weird, niche phenomenon!
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Don't tell me the one that's been fishing at our island was you.
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You don't have waterproof machines? You're behind the times.
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If I could take red or blue, why don't I just take both?
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Shinmyoumaru Sukuna
I'm gonna collect them all and get bigger!
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Small and big don't match. And that's no good.
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Me, too. I have a vehicle, too.
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Hot, hot, hot! If I didn't have a heat resistant bowl, I woulda been cooked up!
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They don't make masks in my size. How boring.
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With one shaku equaling ten sun then eight shaku means... 80 times bigger!
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When I look at you, it makes me wanna poke your eyes out. Dunno why, but...
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Gyaaa, she was behind me!
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If I fill this bowl with tanuki soup, I'd never get rid of the smell.
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I can't use such a big bathroom!
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Hey, can I borrow a plate? I bet I could spin it one my needle.
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This thing on my head isn't a plate! I'm not a kappa! ...I'm not!
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I'm gonna take that gap and sew it up!
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I did it! I beat me!
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You're in a dream now, so you can't catch me, you say...? I'm still gonna run away, though
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An urban legend about blood being let isn't scary at all. I don't want blue or red.
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Sumireko Usami
Haah~. When I wake up, I'm back in Japanese class. That's so suuper dull.
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Don't tell me that this battle was just a dream!
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One of the causes of spontaneous combustion phenomenon is actually thought to be ball lighting.
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What's "pomade"? It sounds kinda old-fashioned...
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Hasshaku-sama was an Urban Legend born on the Internet, but... I guess she made it over here, too, huh?
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The urban legend on the web says something about an old man or a priest. It's a bit much, the story's mutating.
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Let's see. Roast meat, sushi, and... Hm, what else would be good...?
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Mary-san, huh? Wouldn't you just block her number if she called?
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To be honest, I really dislike this kind of horror... Can't you just stay put, you weirdo?
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Intelligent aliens do exist, no doubt. ...at least that's what plenty of people believe.
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Recently, one of my school's Seven Mysteries is that there are students who sleep in class and still get good grades.
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I always get Okiku-san mixed up with Oiwa-san.
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That hurt pretty bad. But it's a dream, so it's allright. But wait... The other day, the bruises didn't go away...
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Nessie was made up. It's obvious.
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The depths of Loch Ness are like Gensokyo. They're connected to another world. ...but Nessie isn't even a dream!
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The gap woman? That's not protagonist-like at all!
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The shrine's so cozy. Thanks for always having me over!
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I don't need a green man.
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I caught you! I wonder if I can take you home even if I'm dreaming...
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When you're dreaming, you're able to see yourself. Yep, I made a switcheroo.
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My clothes are already a mysterious red cape.
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