El Fuerte's Ending|
Chef: So, what the heck is this green liquid supposed to be?
El Fuerte: Ha ha!
El Fuerte: Well, this is a great new ingredient that a Sumo wrestler friend told me about on my journey!
El Fuerte: It's called aojiru! It's packed with nutrients and keeps both the body and the mind healthy!
El Fuerte: It's clearly green, but the Japanese call it blue juice for some reason.
Chef: Spare me the explanation, professor. Why the heck are you putting it in chili soup!?
Chef: You sure you're even supposed to heat that stuff up? Huh?
El Fuerte: Oh, what are you, boco-loco? Adding one delicious thing to another delicious thing always equals more deliciousness!
Chef: Are you cooking or doing algebra? I'm not sure I trust either in your hands!
El Fuerte: Aha! I got it! I bet if I made it a little bit sweeter, it'd go down a lot easier!
El Fuerte: I'll just add some chocolate I got from that French mercenary...
Chef: YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE!!!