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Universal Dialogue
Hakan
(CPU) Win Quote vs. Seth
You've gone to great lengths to gain power, but it won't work!

Before Battle with CPU Honda
Hakan: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. Honda! How are you, Edmond?
Honda: Fine! Long time no see!
Hakan: My goodness! How many years has it been? So, what are you doing out here, anyway?
Honda: Just trying to spread the word about sumo! Gotta show people it's the best technique on Earth!
Hakan: Oh, yeah? Can't say I agree with you there, friend. The best technique out there is Turkish wrestling! Everyone knows that!
Honda: Nnngh... Maybe we oughta put that to the test!
Hakan: Sounds good!


Damage Taken
Why, you!

You will pay!

Ending
Hakan: Grrr... Well then, Mr. Honda. Let us meet again in your homeland!
Honda: Grrr... Good fight! Just don't expect me to lose next time!
Hakan: Quite a grip on that one, let me tell you. With a grip like that, he could go far in the world of Turkish wrestling! And that oily topknot! What a character that man is! You know, he made mention of the various oils available in the Land of the Rising Sun... Ah, there you are! Make preparations at once! We need to go to Japan! It is a fascinating and oily place populated by sumo wrestlers! This is the first step on my way to becoming the oil king of a new land! Wah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Intro
Hold on just one second there, pal! On whose authority did you drag your sorry self here, huh? Surely, you know this here is the private residence of Hakan, the oil king of Turkey! Aha! You must be some sort of industrial spy, is that it? Don't lie to me! That paper you have is all the proof I need! It may look like an ordinary shopping list, but I wasn't born yesterday! It's written in a secret code! Get some fire near it, and the invisible ink shows up, no? You've come to steal my trade secrets so your two-bit employer can dethrone me and take over my market share! I can't believe I was almost violated by a spy like you! If you thought for one second that this would make me give up my dream of winning a tournament with my very own oil, you are sadly mistaken! It's time to go on the offensive! I'll devise an oil so magnificent that no one can hope to copy it! This is it! The time has come to cover the world in my oil!

Personal Action
OK! Are you ready?

You're going to mess up my hair!

You can't compare to my strength!

Go ahead, make your move.

I haven't even begun to fight.

I don't have time for amateurs.

Nothing beats Hakan's cooking oil!

Nothing's more comfortable than a kisbet.

Got to keep your kisbet in good shape!

Prefight
I'm ready for action!

Round Win Quote
I say Turkish wrestling rules!

Looks like it's time to oil up!

Whiffed Throw
Seriously?

Win Quote
Never fought a Turkish wrestler before? Glad I could enlighten you!

Using oil isn't cheating. You're welcome to oil up yourself, you know.

I went easy on ya, amateur. You won't be so lucky next time!

How about some oil?

Nothing makes me angrier than smokers. Don't they know fire is dangerous?

I guess victory *slipped* from your grasp, eh? Wah hah ha ha ha!

If you like oil, you'll love my brand of cooking oil! Care for a free sample?

Sorry about that! You're not hurt, are ya?

No, no! Stay down! Don't get up on my account! Just relax!

Don't let it get to you. We all have days like this! You'll feel better soon!

Not bad! But you've got plenty of room for improvement!

Win Quote vs. Abel
Have you had a taste of my cooking oil yet, young man?

Win Quote vs. Adon
You need to be taught a lesson about respecting your teachers!

Win Quote vs. Akuma
What incredible power! Are you even human?

Win Quote vs. Balrog
Learn to act like a gentleman if you want to get anywhere in life!

Win Quote vs. Bison
I cannot conduct business with the likes of you!

Win Quote vs. Blanka
Do you ever get bothered by static electricity?

Win Quote vs. Cammy
You're awfully young to be in the army, aren't you?

Win Quote vs. Chun Li
With looks like that and kicks to match, I bet you get a lot of attention!

Win Quote vs. Cody
I don't know what you did, but I don't associate with criminals!

Win Quote vs. Crimson Viper
So you were using gadgets, were ya? Cheap tricks like that won't work on me!

Win Quote vs. Dan
Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

Win Quote vs. Dee Jay
You're a strong fighter, but I prefer folk songs to your music.

Win Quote vs. Dhalsim
So that's yoga, is it? I've never seen anything like it!

Win Quote vs. Dudley
Impressive boxing! Say, what kind of cooking oil do you use in England?

Win Quote vs. El Fuerte
Gah! This tastes awful! Here, take a bite yourself!

Win Quote vs. Evil Ryu
It's bad for your health to be so grumpy! How about some aromatic oil?

Win Quote vs. Fei Long
It's the oil in Chinese cooking that has made you strong, no?

Win Quote vs. Gen
An assassin? That's a crime! Help! Police! Help!

Win Quote vs. Gouken
What a fantastic fight! I learned a lot from you!

Win Quote vs. Guile
You have a daughter too, do you? Us dads have to stick together!

Win Quote vs. Guy
You and I have a lot in common, friend! I hope we can meet again!

Win Quote vs. Honda
Did you see that, Honda? That's the power of Turkish oil wrestling!

Win Quote vs. Ibuki
You're after a boyfriend? I hope you find a boy who's good marriage material!

Win Quote vs. Juri
Didn't your parents teach you to speak more politely than that?

Win Quote vs. Ken
You run a company too, right? Tell me, how is business these days?

Win Quote vs. Makoto
You want to restore your family dojo! What a responsible girl you are!

Win Quote vs. Oni
That was one scary fight! Look, I'm sweating oil because of you!

Win Quote vs. Rose
You're a powerful fighter, lady! And quite a looker, too!

Win Quote vs. Rufus
You talk too much to be a challenge in the ring!

Win Quote vs. Ryu
You're as strong as they say! I should use you in my commercials!

Win Quote vs. Sagat
Muay Thai fighters use oil too, right? Do you have any to spare?

Win Quote vs. Sakura
How old are you, anyway? This tournament is awfully dangerous for a kid!

Win Quote vs. Seth
Unlike your weapons, my oil makes the world a better place!

Win Quote vs. T. Hawk
Looking for someone, are you? We should assemble a search party!

Win Quote vs. Vega
Did you just call yourself beautiful? Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Win Quote vs. Zangief
Your wrestling skills are impressive! Add a little oil and you're all set!