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El Fuerte
Chef: So, what the heck is this green liquid supposed to be?
El Fuerte: Ha ha! Well, this is a great new ingredient that a Sumo wrestler friend told me about on my journey! It's called aojiru! It's packed with nutrients and keeps both the body and the mind healthy! It's clearly green, but the Japanese call it blue juice for some reason.
Chef: Spare me the explanation, professor. Why the heck are you putting it in chili soup!? You sure you're even supposed to heat that stuff up? Huh?
El Fuerte: Oh, what are you, boco loco? Adding one delicious thing to another delicious thing always equals more deliciousness!
Chef: Are you cooking or doing algebra? I'm not sure I trust either in your hands!
El Fuerte: Aha! I got it! I bet if I made it a little bit sweeter, it'd go down a lot easier! I'll just add some chocolate I got from that French mercenary...

The ultimate fighter deserves the ultimate menu, but the road to culinary perfection is long and fraught with peril. Great dangers and trials await, but they will only make me stronger! Many obstacles and walls stand in my path, but I will climb over them, destroy them, lay waste to them, for I am a fighter! I will face underappreciation, bear the weight of oppression upon my shoulders! I will make new friends and hold discussions with them over fine food! No matter what, I will always whip up a meal for my adversaries! All it takes is a can-do attitude and a burning passion to conquer adversity! I will reach my goal! I will ascend into the night sky and reach the stars of ultimate delicacy!

Win Quote
Fighting is like cebollita! Add a little heat, and it gets a whole lot better!


How about a nice cactus pear? You can even eat the seeds!

Stay right where you are! I'll let you know when dinner is ready!

That was one volcanic battle! Thanks for the memories, amigo!

Try the frijoles to test a restaurant! Try the special moves to test a fighter!

If you're feeling down, put some color in your cheeks with a bowl of red beets!

Nothing beats a heaping helping of paella, amigo! Want some?

Looks like I made a new friend! We should go out and eat to celebrate!

That was a great fight! I'll whip up a meal to celebrate! Any requests?


Win Quote vs. Abel
You might not have a family, but you have plenty of amigos! Cheer up!

Win Quote vs. Adon
Your battle cries are intimidating, but you should attack once in a while too.

Win Quote vs. Akuma
I can tell by looking at you that you eat by yourself. Am I right?

Win Quote vs. Balrog
You'd make a great wrestling villain!

Win Quote vs. Bison
Food tastes better when you're not trying to take over the world!

Win Quote vs. Blanka
What do you eat that makes you generate electricity like that?

Win Quote vs. Cammy
You need to eat more and add a little meat to those bones!

Win Quote vs. Chun Li
If you like crepes, you'll LOVE my tortillas!

Win Quote vs. Cody
Tell me about prison food! Is it really as bad as they say?

Win Quote vs. Dan
You'd make a great luchadore! Whaddya say? Wanna give it a shot?

Win Quote vs. Dee Jay
You simply have to try my famous tortilla soup!

Win Quote vs. Dhalsim
Teleportation and flame power? What kind of spice does that?

Win Quote vs. Dudley
Drinking tea all day will leave you hungry. Let me whip up a quick dish!

Win Quote vs. Evil Ryu
Have some of my cuisine! It will calm you down and settle your stomach!

Win Quote vs. Fei Long
Mexican food is the best! Let me whip you up a little something to show you!

Win Quote vs. Gen
You work too hard, man. You look like you're already half-dead...

Win Quote vs. Gouken
I bet that fight left you famished! Why don't I whip something up?

Win Quote vs. Guile
You're too cool and collected! You oughta heat things up!

Win Quote vs. Guy
Ah! Another runner! I like your style, amigo!

Win Quote vs. Hakan
If I popped you in an oven, you'd make a great roast! Just kidding, amigo!

Win Quote vs. Honda
For a big guy, you sure move fast! Is it because you eat chanko stew?

Win Quote vs. Ibuki
Ninjas are nothing to be trifled with! I love your aerial attacks! Perfection!

Win Quote vs. Juri
You're spicy like a habanero! Gotta be careful handling you!

Win Quote vs. Ken
You're expecting a kid? That's great! Call me when you need a birthday cake!

Win Quote vs. Makoto
You and I have the same passion in our hearts! Say nothing more! Let's go!

Win Quote vs. Oni
Wow! You're a beast! What do you eat to get like that!?

Win Quote vs. Rose
I'm not interested in the future! I live in the here and now!

Win Quote vs. Rufus
How about some arroz con leche? I bet you'd love it!

Win Quote vs. Ryu
Not bad, amigo! Hang on a sec while I whip you up something good!

Win Quote vs. Sagat
I bet you must eat a ton to keep that giant body of yours satisfied!

Win Quote vs. Sakura
You're not taller than me, but you sure are strong, kid!

Win Quote vs. Seth
Give this dish a shot! It'll fill you up more than that ball in your stomach!

Win Quote vs. T. Hawk
What's the matter, amigo? That fight was more Tex-Mex than I expected...

Win Quote vs. Vega
Don't you ever talk about anything else besides yourself?

Win Quote vs. Yun
You'll never get strong with a body like that! Have some pollo en mole!

Win Quote vs. Zangief
How did you like getting swept up in a hurricane? Nothing beats lucha libre!