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Pilot: (Why... Why am I here? What's the point? Everyone else I met, they all had a fire in their eyes - a reason to live... Do I have a purpose...? Some mission to fulfill...? I've got nothing, nothing at all...!)
Wow! That's a sweet VA you got there! This guy belong to you?
Pilot: W-Who are you!? What are you doing!?
Santana: Hey there! Didn't mean to startle you! Call me Santana. You look like you need some action. You interested in joining a tournament?
Pilot: A tournament...?
Santana: Hey man! No matter how crazy the world gets, people still want to party and gamble. You in? It'll definitely get your blood pumping!
Pilot: What... is this?
Santana: Whaddya think? I got me the baddest mechs I could find to fight in this Super Robot Tournament.
Pilot: ...!
Santana: Heh, heh. You see what I'm talking about now? So, what are you waiting for? Get in there and show 'em whatcha got!
Pilot: ... (I don't know what I should do with my life, but I do know I want to see what the VS my father left me can do!) Let's do this, Ivan! We'll show them all what you can do!

Win Quote
You would not last a second on E.D.N. III. If an Akrid didn't have you for lunch, you'd die from exposure to the frigid temperatures.

I only sustained superficial damage in that fight. In fact, I could probably take care of it with just a new coat of paint.

This is a perfectly-balanced VS. You can't even begin to compare to its weight, firepower, and mobility. That's why you lost.

Were those warning shots you fired? If you want me to surrender, then it's your job to make me!

This VS wasn't made to fight humans. However, the fact that I don't hold back is why everyone loves to fight me.

You really surprised me. I was not expecting someone to be able to go toe-to-toe with me.

I've never faced a virtually-unarmed enemy who was so powerful!

Um... I guess you should be happy I didn't completely vaporize you.

Win Quote vs. Alex
Never thought I'd meet a person that could throw Ivan here. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry...

Win Quote vs. Batsu
I've never faced an enemy that had such desire to fight! I felt your eyes piercing my armor!

Win Quote vs. Casshern
You're tougher than you look! But to be fair, I am a pretty big target so you should be able to hit me at least once.

Win Quote vs. Chun Li
How did you manage to dent my armor by just kicking it? I know Akrid that aren't even that powerful!

Win Quote vs. Doronjo
OK... Here's the deal. You and those other morons have three seconds to disappear before I unleash a hailstorm of war!

Win Quote vs. Frank
You're covering a story? I don't care if you follow me around, but you're gonna have to dress warmly. You got your own VS?

Win Quote vs. Gold Lightan
You sure can take a hit, and you take a lot of them because there's so much of you to hit.

Win Quote vs. Ippatsuman
You have no chance of snatching a victory from the jaws of defeat. Lay down your weapons and surrender!

Win Quote vs. Joe the Condor
So, whatcha gonna do? You gonna get out of my way or you wanna go another round?

Win Quote vs. Jun the Swan
Just surrender peacefully. I don't like to get rough with unarmed women.

Win Quote vs. Kaijin no Soki
Tactics are not your strong suit. What were you thinking, bringing a couple of metal sticks to fight me?

Win Quote vs. Karas
Ha! I bet you didn't expect my armor to be as agile as yours!

Win Quote vs. Ken the Eagle
Gotcha! I don't even have to bother aiming to hit you!

Win Quote vs. Megaman Volnutt
I get it now. You charge up energy in that hand cannon before you release it. That's quite a fancy toy.

Win Quote vs. Morrigan
I detect multiple life form readings inside you! Whatever you are, you aren't human.

Win Quote vs. Polymer
...Can you not shout so much? My external mics are really sensitive. I think you blew out an eardrum.

Win Quote vs. PTX-40A
We have the same machine, but I think we both know which one of us is the better pilot!

Win Quote vs. Roll
Strange weapons... I thought you were just bringing out cleaning equipment...

Win Quote vs. Ryu
No, no, no. I don't care how much training you have. No one can deflect bullets and dodge missiles!

Win Quote vs. Saki
Argh! You took out my joint servos! You're a crack shot kid, no doubt about that!

Win Quote vs. Tekkaman
I didn't expect you to be so well-armed. Your armor isn't that much different from my VS in practice.

Win Quote vs. Tekkaman Blade
Your armor is made of an unknown substance. I might get a good price for it.

Win Quote vs. Viewtiful Joe
I gave up trying to target you and just shoot as many projectiles at you as I had. You can see why people think I'm so logical.

Win Quote vs. Yatterman-1
You're such an easy target with all those crazy clothes. You're just begging to get shot.

Win Quote vs. Yatterman-2
That little toy of yours couldn't even tickle Ivan here.

Win Quote vs. Zero
I've already calculated every move you could possibly make. The only thing you can do is surrender immediately.