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Tatsunoko vs. Capcom
"Cross Generation of Heroes"
Viewtiful Joe: Yaaa-hoo! You got beat bad, monster! You got put down by the hottest, rockingest hero in the world: me, Viewtiful Joe! You're lucky it was me and not some third-string stunt double!
Viewtiful Joe: Yo-yo-yo! What's goin' on!? Is the dimensional balance shifting again? No way! This can't be happening! The Science Ninja! And Casshern! And that cool guy Polymer! I'm not gonna be able to fight with all those kick-ass Japanese anime guys again!! Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Ken the Eagle: That guy never stopped talking for a minute.
Polymer: I kind of liked him. He had spirit.
Casshern: He was an interesting character. Maybe... we might run into him again?
Ken the Eagle: Yes, even though he was a chatterbox, he's still a hero, and a darn good one at that!
Yeeeeeah, baby! It's so viewtiful!
C'mon, [your partner], say it with me! HENSHIN-A-GO-GO, BABY!
"With a last-minute turnaround, the hero gets the girl and saves the day!" That's the way all stories should end!
Sorry, [your opponent]! The moment you became the enemy of Viewtiful Joe was the moment fate decided that you would lose!
Awesome, I am simply too awesome! Today, I'm spittin' hot fire!
No one can stop Viewtiful Joe! Well... Except for Silvia, maybe...
Oh darn, my bad! Hang on for a sec. You think I can have a do-over? We gotta have a cooler ending than that! Pretty please?
I'm hot, I'm cool, I'm groovy! Who's the most viewtiful hero around? That's right, yours truly!
Win Quote vs. Alex
Hey, hey, you big slowpoke! You can't block what you can't keep up with!
Win Quote vs. Batsu
Puh-lease! Hot-tempered guys like you are just so passé! You're gonna have to be hot and cool like me, if you wanna stay in fashion!
Win Quote vs. Casshern
"If Casshern can't do it, who can?" Are you kidding me? That's an easy one! The answer is yours truly, Viewtiful Joe!
Win Quote vs. Chun Li
I didn't think "Superhero Gets Beat by Woman" would sound good in the headlines! Sorry, lady!
Win Quote vs. Doronjo
Too bad, lady! You got the looks, the smarts, and the toughness, but I got the win!
Win Quote vs. Frank
You... A hero...? I don't think you really belong here, do you?
Win Quote vs. Gold Lightan
Thanks for the fight, Lightan! Six Majin would definitely wanna learn some of your brutal moves!
Win Quote vs. Ippatsuman
Some day we gotta team up, dude. You and I could take on the whole world!
Win Quote vs. Joe the Condor
That was one red-hot rumble! But you know, you don't gotta hit me so hard!
Win Quote vs. Jun the Swan
Wooow! ♪ A perfect mix of shy and sexy! You're really something! (Man, Silvia could learn a thing or two from her...)
Win Quote vs. Kaijin no Soki
Um, dude... Here's some advice. It may happen in the movies, but that blonde hair and huge sword doesn't really scream "samurai!"
Win Quote vs. Karas
I only got one thing to say to ya, bub. Speed alone won't satisfy the crowd! If you wanna be a hero, you're gonna need some personality!
Win Quote vs. Ken the Eagle
Hey, if you guys have an opening, ring me up! Whether it's a horned owl, a swallow or heck, even a condor, I'd fit the bill!
Win Quote vs. Megaman Volnutt
Man, you got so many awesome attachments! I'm kinda envious that you got all those cool weapons...
Win Quote vs. Morrigan
Sorry lady, but I've got too many older, bat-guano crazy women in my life as it is!
Win Quote vs. Polymer
Whoa, the real Polymer!? H-O-T! Hey, hey, can you sign my helmet!? Make it out to "Joe, my No. 1 fan!"
Win Quote vs. PTX-40A
...Hey, you promised! You said you'd let me ride in that big robot! And I wanna get my picture taken too!
Win Quote vs. Roll
A cute robot girl who's also a maid? You know, there's such a thing as overkill.
Win Quote vs. Ryu
Hey... Hey... You're pretty beastly! Y-You sure you're human?
Win Quote vs. Saki
Wait, you're really part of the Earth Defense Squad!? I thought you were just cosplaying!
Win Quote vs. Tekkaman
Y-Y-You're Tekkaman!? Really!? Sweet! I see you all the time when they show reruns!
Win Quote vs. Tekkaman Blade
Don't be so glum, chum! You tried to finish me off with that Voltekka beam and... Wait up. Did I just lose?
Win Quote vs. Viewtiful Joe
Whoa, it's a fake me! But yo, the level of detail is off the charts! I guess imitation IS flattery.
Win Quote vs. Yatterman-1
You're a hero of justice, but your lines are lame! But you did make a pretty good entrance!
Win Quote vs. Yatterman-2
Now that's how a heroine's gotta be! Maybe you and Silvia can swap places? ...No? Dang.
Win Quote vs. Zero
Haha! And a new rival enters the ring! Your buddy X is gonna be green with envy, dude!