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Before Battle with CPU Rufus
Rufus: What the...? Wha... wha... wha... wha...? Are you floatin'? How you doin' that? What? ESP? Plasma? Magnets?
Dhalsim: This... is Yoga.
Rufus: What, are you an alien or somethin'? Because, like, I'm not sure if you noticed, but, uh, you know? There's all sorts of aliens, like, err, take Martians for instance. I mean those crazy things...

I must leave you for a while. I'm going to bring our water back.

Personal Action
Cultivate a pure heart.


You hesitate.

Too impatient.

Calm yourself.

You are not ready for yoga.

Hatred begets weakness.

You are capable of more.

I do not fight for pleasure.

You lack strength.

Today, I shall win again.

Round Win Quote
Enlightenment is still far away.


Well done, child.

Win Quote
Such impatience... The answers you seek lie in your own heart. Seek them out.

Desire only serves to darken the heart. Release yourself from its bounds.

My arms? Forget it. Flexibility like this cannot be achieved overnight.

Yoga grants complete control over mind, body and spirit.

You must meditate if you truly want to awaken your chakras.

I'm afraid your defeat was predestined.

Believe in yourself and nothing is outside your grasp.

I should have held back. I must exert more control.

My flame is but an illusion, but it will burn you if you believe it to be real.

All the training in the world cannot rid your heart of doubt.

Yoga... Yoga, yoga, yoga...

Win Quote vs. Abel
No matter how difficult your trials, you must persevere to the end.

Win Quote vs. Akuma
You walk the path to hell on your own account? What a fearsome beast you are!

Win Quote vs. Balrog
You will never defeat me without a dose of introspection, child.

Win Quote vs. Bison
You will reap punishment in the next world for your sins in this one.

Win Quote vs. Blanka
What an interesting specimen you are. The world is full of wonders, no?

Win Quote vs. Cammy
I sense confusion in your blows. You must overcome your demons, child.

Win Quote vs. Chun Li
Open your eyes, child. Anger alone cannot sustain us.

Win Quote vs. Crimson Viper
We draw strength from those we love. I sense that you and I understand this.

Win Quote vs. Dan
Do not be satisfied with mediocrity. Open your eyes before it's too late.

Win Quote vs. El Fuerte
It is a great sin to destroy the flavors that nature bestows upon us.

Win Quote vs. Fei Long
Seeking the adoration of others will not bring enlightenment.

Win Quote vs. Gen
What a shame that such power lies in the hands of one as evil as you.

Win Quote vs. Gouken
Is this a dream? An illusion? Hurry and show yourself to those who seek you.

Win Quote vs. Guile
Life begets death. Death begets life. There is no escaping this eternal cycle.

Win Quote vs. Honda
Passively allowing your opponent's blows to wash over you is a useful technique.

Win Quote vs. Ken
Controlling your aggression is a sign of courage, not weakness.

Win Quote vs. Rose
Do not fear the shadows of the future. The cycle continues with or without us.

Win Quote vs. Rufus
I am no alien!

Win Quote vs. Ryu
You mustn't seek answers outside yourself. This is not where they lie.

Win Quote vs. Sagat
Anger is a siren's song that draws us toward damnation. Change while you can.

Win Quote vs. Sakura
Do not rush, child. You will find your path in due time.

Win Quote vs. Seth
Power such as yours is destined to bring about its own destruction...

Win Quote vs. Vega
Beauty is only skin deep. Beneath yours lies a wretched creature.

Win Quote vs. Zangief
Countries are defined by humankind. Their nature is far from permanent.