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Quit squirming. Battle's over.
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Someone get this loser a doctor.
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A bullshit ending to a bullshit fight.
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And today's lucky color is...sandy beige!
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Thanks for drawing out the fight, dipshit!
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How do you like shriveling up in the sand?
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Great for burying trash; bad for my clothes.
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Just looking at you pisses me off. So, piss off.
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Accept the fact that you're nothing but a bottom feeder.
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That was a waste of time and energy. Apologize to me and physics!
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You're a dumbass weakling. But, hey, at least you didn't annoy me!
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Look at you, all flustered and dripping with sweat. You're a joke.
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To commemorate this moment, I posted your image online... You're welcome.
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Don't get too close! Remember to fight by keeping at least six feet apart.
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This has to be a mistake... No way I'm supposed to fight someone so weak...
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Nobodies should stick to being nobodies and quit getting in the way of somebodies.
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Hey, management? Can we get a rule against prolonging the fight for no damn good reason?
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I was having a bad day, then you came along and ruined it. I should sue this damn place!
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Heh, I should find out your address and send you a gift. Payment on delivery, of course.
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Is there a rule at this tournament that says that every opponent's gotta be annoying as hell?
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Who the hell uses a cell phone anymore, gramps? Congratulations. You officially belong in a museum.
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Our contract is finished, right? If you keep acting like a dumbass, I'll take it up with the proper authorities.
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If you caused this bat crazy shit because you messed with time and space, then you'd better get on your knees and apologize.
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Didn't your sister teach you to stop grinning like an idiot? Learn some manners already.
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You think a third-rate act like you can win new fans with a dumb costume change?
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Trying to make me laugh by dancing like a dumbass? Fail.
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You never listen; you just spit out whatever crap you want. When're you gonna learn, teach?
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Those spirits suck! They ignore me, but do whatever you want. You got good dirt on them?
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Magnifique! With a riding crop, that would've been perfect!
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Spraying graffiti on public property's a crime, idiot. Now, try acting your age and clean it off.
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I was considerate enough to bury that freak in the underwear in the sand.
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Whoa, whoa, you brought guns to the fight? In your BODY? Hey, who let this cheat in here?!
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Don't just turn up and act like you're the shit. Piss off back to the other side of space and time.
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You're a total perv, chasing after married tail like that. Take a cue from me, a true gentleman.
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Unlike my so-called instructor, I couldn't give to shits about you. Get lost, and take that low-rate energy with you!
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Before studying Kyokugen, how about reining in that pain in the ass sister of yours?
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It's both cruel and inhumane to drawn me in, then toss me away like that. A guy's got his pride, y'know?
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You gotta lot to say for someone who doesn't know shit. Desperate for attention much?
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Take them headphones off when you're being spoken to, you dumbass brat! Quit fighting and learn some manners!
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Looking fiiiiiiine....
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As a special gift, I'm giving you the right to ask for a rematch. So go grab that whip! Crack it!
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Your lame-ass fighting is being broadcast worldwide. Flex for the camera, meathead.
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