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M-My feminine charm counter just exploded...!
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You can't possibly hope to imitate my womanhood by just dressing like me! In case you haven't noticed, I've listened to every episode of Magical Ab-venger: Cutie Goddess! I-Inner beauty...? W-Well, I thought I'd just start from the outside and work my way in...
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If you were my husband, then we would dedicate ourselves to upholding family traditions. I would go through rigorous training day in and day out to meet your family's expectations, but one day explode and say something like, "I didn't marry this household!" and then you would say, "If you would like a Western wedding, the back door is right over there," and try to kick me out. When I complete all of the training, the lady of the house will pull a caramel from her sleeve and give it to me, "The master wishes for you to have this." Ohhhh, Traditional Blaster!
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I-Is this pheromones or something...? I feel like I just don't stand a chance against you.... Too much feminine charm... This is depressing.
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If you were my husband, then--whoa, wait, hold on! You're already married! I-I got ahead of myself... Um, I guess the first thing you need to do is get a divorce...?
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It looks like my womanhood has come out on top! Wh-What is that? Um, well, I think the term was originally coined by Japanese women, and it's about, um, sparkling and being cute and... that sort of stuff. What...? You don't care...? B-But why?!
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