Cinema (Old - New)

Prefight: Baz vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill The claw, the eagle, and now The Baz. When will you learn to stop bringing weapons to a foot fight? The Baz Is that why the other fighting tournaments don't want me? S-Kill I'll make sure you aren't in the sequel.

Prefight: Dive vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo. Dive Who are you? A new variable I haven't yet considered? S-Kill You have no apparent weaknesses, but no outstanding strengths. Everyone needs weaknesses. Come and let me adjust you. Dive I won't let you round me down! S-Kill Welcome to domination 101.

Prefight: Jefailey vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill I... didn't expect this. Everything about you seems fair and balanced. Jefailey Like a fox! S-Kill You may not need negative adjustment, but if you defeat me, perhaps you'll get a few buffs next year. Jefailey Jebaited!

Prefight: Kick vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo. Kick What are you on about? S-Kill You move so quickly that you can barely control yourself. I think I'll slow you down a bit. Kick Like hell you will! S-Kill Welcome to domination 101.

Prefight: Kung Pao vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Spin is far too safe. Kung Pao Spin? S-Kill And you deal too much damage. Kung Pao That's true. S-Kill We can alter you without so much as a title update tomorrow.

Prefight: Markman vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Mark, we've deemed the KickBox broken, and its use unsportsmanlike. MarkMan The KickBox is my dream! I won't let you take it away. S-Kill Without our licensing deal, there is no KickBox!

Prefight: Mr. N vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill You've been running for a long time, N. Mr. N Have we met before? S-Kill You build meter too quickly. Your abuse of kickfactor will stop today. Mr. N Abuse is what I do best! S-Kill I was going to have the giant robot take care of you, but I'll just do it myself.

Prefight: Redacted vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Curious. Perhaps we should move your attack to the heavy button so that you can option select throws while performing it. Redacted sohdfgjlbalndlvag (this one is intimidating...) S-Kill Of course, your throw will lead into a 100% combo. Come to me and let me rebalance you!

Prefight: Stream vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Glad you enjoy trolling people in chats. You'll love it even more when I make it exclusive for premium subscribers. Only $8.95. Hue hue hue. Stream GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!!

Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Well, well Mr. Sensei. It seems the long mystery of your downfall has finally been solved. Uncle Sensei Yeah, man. Good thing my mind is still, uh, limber from all the tobacco. S-Kill Of course. But before we can let you back into competition, there's some "adjustments" we need to make to you. Uncle Sensei Well my back's been acting up a bit and I've got a weird shoulder thing. S-Kill No, I'm talking about some balance changes. Your hand kicking has been proven to be overpowered. It needs fixing. Uncle Sensei What're you on, man? I've done this from the beginning, you can't change it. S-Kill Seems you've been away from competition too long. Let me introduce you to downloadable updates!

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