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Food: Chicken
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Don't be like MR.N.
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Stay pressed, homie.
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Always respect the pipe.
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We have a kill screen coming up!
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What can you tell me about the four Wu Du?
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What if you could hate the player AND the game?
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The best character in the game is wearing a trenchcoat.
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Rapidly pressing the buttons makes the game load faster.
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The four food groups are Meat, Tacos, Steak, and Deep Fried.
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12 people propagating lies over each other is not a "podcast".
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The secret to a successful online business is custom emoticons.
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Try not to get hit, as this can cause problems later on in life.
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Using "borrowed" art and music makes video game creation easy AND fun!
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Play to win at all costs, except for using throws. Throws are mad cheap.
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Movelists will be added with the next patch. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Remember to act surprised when you're told wireless controllers are banned.
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Switching to an octagonal or circular gate is tempting but ultimately a trap.
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Except in situations where violence is the answer, violence is never the answer.
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Each creature has an attack type it is weak to. Test all of your moves to find out what works best.
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Take the win if your opponent's controller disconnects in the middle of a match. You'll be glad you did.
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Remember to drink lots of heavily caffeinated, intensely sweet soft drinks -- because you're an athlete.
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When life gives you lemons... hey man, free lemons! You can't get scurvy if you have a bunch of free lemons!
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At the end of the game, we will award stars to random players to make you even more angry than you already are.
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Playing with items on is anti-competitive. Turn them off and assert your superiority over anyone who disagrees.
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If you get hit with the echo sound waves, your controls become "Dolphiny" and the game will only check them every 8 frames.
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It all depends on your skill! And character match-up, and stage selection, and latency, and your controller, and if your opponent insults you or not, pansy.
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Hey, do you have any food?
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You cannot dodge what you cannot see. You can see me right?
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If I had a nickel for every tip I've given, I wouldn't be so damn hungry.
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The wheel of fate is turning? Let me know when it's a wheel of cheese instead.
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I have open and notorious use of, continuous use of, exclusive use of, and actual possession of the dojo. They won't get rid of me so easily.
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