Cinema (Old - New)
Ending: Mr. N
Divekick
Mr. N
I finally did it! I took first place at the championships with everyone watching!
Dustin: Yeah, but it was in a game no one really cares about.
Mr. N
(cries)
Prefight: Baz vs. Mr. N
Divekick
The Baz
I found him. If I can bring him to Don Luo, I'll make enough money to pay my dues to the Divekick Circuit for the next year.
The Baz
Don't let him see you... don't let him see you...
Mr. N
Who are you?
The Baz
(Damn it)... Don Luo sent me. You owe him and I'm here to collect.
Mr. N
RUN!!!!
Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N
Divekick
Jefailey
Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens.
Mr. N
It's a free country. You can't stop me.
Jefailey
I'll fight you for it.
Mr. N
My fangirls need me!
Prefight: Kick vs. Mr. N
Divekick
Kick
I figure I'll be famous after I beat up Weinburger, but I guess I can start with you.
Mr. N
So, you are here to take revenge for your Uncle at last?
Kick
Get revenge? What?
Mr. N
Yes, it was I who paid to rig the brackets to end his career. I knew that you'd be the one to figure it out.
Kick
But I didn't...
Mr. N
The secret will die with you!
Prefight: Mr. N vs. Dive
Divekick
Mr. N
Hey, geek! I have some money and I need an accountant!
Dive
I'm still in school, weirdo. I can't work that kind of job without certifications.
Mr. N
No! Everyone does what I want!
Prefight: Mr. N vs. Redacted
Divekick
Mr. N
Did I really just see this badger do a Divekick?
Redacted
Dfgsgjhsdfgh (This one smells worse than baby poop)
Mr. N
I know an opportunity when I see one! I'll capture you and make a fortune!
Prefight: Mr. N vs. S-kill
Divekick
S-Kill
You've been running for a long time, N.
Mr. N
Have we met before?
S-Kill
You build meter too quickly. Your abuse of kickfactor will stop today.
Mr. N
Abuse is what I do best!
S-Kill
I was going to have the giant robot take care of you, but I'll just do it myself.
Prefight: Stream vs. Mr. N
Divekick
Stream
ITS OK UR BAD AT MOBAS ITS HARD TO PLAY WHEN YOU NEED A HAND FREE FOR CHEEZ FRIES.
Mr. N
Hey! What's the b-
Stream
ENJOYING THOSE MEGA ESPORTS MILLIONS LOLOLOLOLOL NO YOU CANNOT.
Mr. N
GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!!
Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Mr. N
Divekick
Uncle Sensei
Hey man, you look familiar. Didn't I beat you first round at the last tournament I entered way back when?
Mr. N
Maybe... No... Yes... So...?
Uncle Sensei
Whoa, take it easy, man. Nothing major. Just, uh, wanted to say that it was lame that tournament was canned after some moron rigged the brackets.
Mr. N
You can't prove it was me!
Uncle Sensei
WHOA, that came outta nowhere, brother. Also, it was you?
Mr. N
Umm?
Uncle Sensei
You ruined my career? You're the reason my win streak ended, my sponsors dropped me, and I had to raffle off all my stuff? That rug really tied the room together!
Mr. N
You'll never take me alive!
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