Ending: Mr. N
I finally did it! I took first place at the championships with everyone watching!
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Dustin: Yeah, but it was in a game no one really cares about.
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(cries)
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Prefight: Baz vs. Mr. N
I found him. If I can bring him to Don Luo, I'll make enough money to pay my dues to the Divekick Circuit for the next year.
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Don't let him see you... don't let him see you...
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Who are you?
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(Damn it)... Don Luo sent me. You owe him and I'm here to collect.
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RUN!!!!
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N
Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens.
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It's a free country. You can't stop me.
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I'll fight you for it.
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My fangirls need me!
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Prefight: Kick vs. Mr. N
I figure I'll be famous after I beat up Weinburger, but I guess I can start with you.
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So, you are here to take revenge for your Uncle at last?
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Get revenge? What?
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Yes, it was I who paid to rig the brackets to end his career. I knew that you'd be the one to figure it out.
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But I didn't...
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The secret will die with you!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Dive
Hey, geek! I have some money and I need an accountant!
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I'm still in school, weirdo. I can't work that kind of job without certifications.
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No! Everyone does what I want!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Redacted
Did I really just see this badger do a Divekick?
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Dfgsgjhsdfgh (This one smells worse than baby poop)
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I know an opportunity when I see one! I'll capture you and make a fortune!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. S-kill
You've been running for a long time, N.
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Have we met before?
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You build meter too quickly. Your abuse of kickfactor will stop today.
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Abuse is what I do best!
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I was going to have the giant robot take care of you, but I'll just do it myself.
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Prefight: Stream vs. Mr. N
ITS OK UR BAD AT MOBAS ITS HARD TO PLAY WHEN YOU NEED A HAND FREE FOR CHEEZ FRIES.
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Hey! What's the b-
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ENJOYING THOSE MEGA ESPORTS MILLIONS LOLOLOLOLOL NO YOU CANNOT.
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GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!!
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Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Mr. N
Hey man, you look familiar. Didn't I beat you first round at the last tournament I entered way back when?
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Maybe... No... Yes... So...?
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Whoa, take it easy, man. Nothing major. Just, uh, wanted to say that it was lame that tournament was canned after some moron rigged the brackets.
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You can't prove it was me!
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WHOA, that came outta nowhere, brother. Also, it was you?
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Umm?
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You ruined my career? You're the reason my win streak ended, my sponsors dropped me, and I had to raffle off all my stuff? That rug really tied the room together!
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You'll never take me alive!
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