Don’t underestimate me!
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Whoa… You swung me around so much, I’m a bit dizzy now…
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Thank goodness I wore this padded shirt! But, enough with that Raging Demon nonsense...
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Don’t tell anyone, but I just love robot helper girls! You can program them and even hit the mute button!
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I love country girls. So innocent, so naïve... Allow me to show you the wonders of the world!
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There are lots of things more important than money! Like… um… well… I’ll get back to you on that…now…
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I can be wild like a beast too! It’s special though, not everyone gets to see my wild side.
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I’m not into telling people how to live their lives and all, but I see a heart attack in your immediate future.
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Man, if only I could live forever… The girls… The booze… The girls!
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Hehehe, Cammy is head over heals for me! Woohoo! I love being a cat!
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Forget about Eddy, baby! I’m your man! What can he do that I can’t? Can he curl up in your lap and purr? No!
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Holy smoke! Those thighs are so dangerous, they ought to be a crime!
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Everyone has bad days. You just gotta pick yourself up by the bootstraps!
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So what happens if you’re surfing the web and you accidentally discharge a little juice?
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Wow, a real live Indian! I learned a lot about yoga today!
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So you got a mansion, freakin’ huge rose gardens, and a bulter… so, where are the maids?
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Girl, you got guts wearing a thong bikini to a fight. Not that I’m complaining. Nope. I approve!
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Shouldn’t you go home and be a family man? Haven’t you been saying that for 20 years now?
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Hey, why are you coming after me? I’m a friend to justice! No, really!
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I wanna build an amusement park too! But you’d have to be this tall to ride my rides!
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Hey, how have you been? How’s the fam? Hope everyone is doing just swell!
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I don’t have a teacher per se. I mostly learn things through the internet.
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A guy could really fall for a cute female ninja like you. Just don’t throw any shuriken at me when you’re angry…
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Robots are supposed to transform and combine and stuff! You don’t really do anything!
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And now I am the successor to the Mishima Zaibatsu… Actually, you can have it. Just give me the money and the babes!
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Don’t tell anyone else, but I just love girls with glasses! The librarian look… Raowwr!
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Wow, so many girls wearing so little clothing and so wild and free… I’m in heaven!
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Trying to be like me, huh? Pfft, not possible! I'll throw you back in that volcano!
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Rich, handsome, and a beautiful wife… Someday you’ll get what’s comin’ to ya!
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We’re both cats, but I guess you’ve already been housebroken…
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Hey, do you know the girl with the panda? Can you introduce me? Tell her I’m a 3rd cousin!
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If you’re gonna imitate me, at least get my dashing looks right!
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That is the worst case of bed head I have ever seen.
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I know how you feel, man. Money makes the world go round, and I'm sittin' here spinning my wheels.
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Getting drunk isn’t really a good way to fight. Fun, maybe, but not too effective.
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Don't tell anyone else, but spoiled rich girls just happen to be my type! It's time for your spanking!
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Don't worry, I'll take over Shadaloo starting today! I'll personally supervise the Doll Unit, hehehe!
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No, no, no, this is no good at all! Isn’t there anyone a bit smaller… and cuter… and more female...?
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What's with that outfit? If you were on the cover of a video game, I certainly wouldn't buy it!
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You've got a certain look in your eyes that I can't get enough of... I wouldn't mind losing to you.
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Are you an alien? You're an alien, right? You're not gonna perform any weird experiments on me... are you?
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What a weird fellow… you’re not gonna try to eat me or anything, right? I taste terrible!
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I'm not cute? Like you're one to talk!
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Ooh, I love how seductive you are! Don't worry, I won't sweat the little details!
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It's tough being middle management. You always get the hard jobs with terrible pay.
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Cheer up! Winning isn't everything! ...Hey, what're you gonna do with that grenade?
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Hey, I wanna talk too! Give me a chance to speak!
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Can you stand up after that? ...It's OK, you don't have to stand up.
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I bet if I wore an eye patch, I'd look all tough too! Are you trying to be a pirate?
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Just between you and me, I just LOVE sailor uniforms! …Do you have the swimsuit version as well?
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You may have a wicked left hook, but I've got a BIONIC ARRRRM! ...Hehe, just kidding.
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C'mon Toro, you gotta do better than that! You're always a bit too soft.
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You're not so tough without you wire fence to climb around on now, are you!
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Don't tell anyone, but I just love pigtails!
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I've never seen a cursed sword outside of comic books. I guess it takes all kinds.
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Well, I understand why they call you cyclone... But why red?
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