Dialogue (Old - New)

Marvel Super Heroes Prefight vs. Thanos A billion... Really? Did you count that all yourself, or did you hire someone? Win Quote If you had a brain, you might be dangerous. You're just so cute when you're unconscious. Your cha-cha wasn't bad, but your mambo definitely needs work. You could win if you didn't keep hitting my foot with your head. Win Quote (perfect) You'll make somebody a great sidekick someday! I hear they're looking for people at the clown college. Win Quote (remaining life: low) Not bad... but you still look stupid in that outfit. Oh great... do you know how much it costs to dry clean this costume? Win Quote vs. Spider-Man Just what I need... another clone!

Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter Prefight vs. Apocalypse Spider-Man: Woah! You're Apocalypse!? You don't look so tough! Apocalypse: Now the spider has become the fly... Win Quote I'm not paid enough for this! J.J. doesn't pay me enough for this! I'm not a clone! I'm the one and only! You're not so tough. I expected better! Boy! This hero stuff is just never easy! You'd never see that much action on a cartoon! I need to refill my web-shooters after that one! And I thought the people in New York were weird!

Marvel vs Capcom Prefight vs. Onslaught Spider-Man: This will make a great story! Hold that pose! Onslaught: Insignificant spider... Prepare to be squashed! Win Quote Best two out of three? You're on! This one's sure to make the front page! Defeating bad guys is all in a day's work! Great fight; and some great pics for J.J.! Hope M.J. doesn't mind if I'm late tonight! Hey, I can't always be friendly to everyone! Got a beef with me, pal? Well, I got one for you! And I still have time to make it back for dinner.

Marvel vs Capcom 2 Taunt Do your job!

X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 Match Start Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Victory Perhaps you should find your happy place, and stay there!

Marvel Nemesis Match Start Oh this better be good. I don't have much time. Victory You know what we call that? We call that a web-slingin' ass-kickin'!

Marvel vs Capcom 3 Assist Call Little help! Crawler Assault Crawler Assault! Done yet? Defeat I let everyone down.... DHC second tag Let's keep on coming. DHC third tag Here comes Spidey! Match Start My spider-sense is tingling.... Look out, here comes the Spider-Man. With great power, comes a great beatdown. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man at your service. Match Start vs. Ryu You've got a black belt in stupid if you think you can beat me. Maximum Spider Get ready! Maximum Spider! Tag Out (to Magneto) Mag-gie! Tag Out (to Wesker) Albert! Taunt Want somma' this? Victory That's why J.J. pays me the big bucks! Victory vs. Wesker You've got great power, Albert, but you're not very responsible with it. Web Throw Try not to lose your lunch, pal. Win Quote Ugh... late again. MJ's gonna kill me. I'm pretty sure even the spectacular Spider-Ham could beat you. Have you seen that big float of me at the Daily Bugle parade? It... kinda creeps me out. Sometimes with great power comes the great responsibility to beat the bejeezus out of somebody. Something tells me Peter Parker got some nice shots of your humiliating defeat for tomorrow's Bugle. Remember that one time during the fight when it looked like you might actually win? No? Me neither. Win Quote vs. Deadpool Hey, Mr. WIIIIII-LLLSSSOOONNN!! You suck! Win Quote vs. Felicia What is it with me and cat women named Felicia? Jeez! Win Quote vs. Spider-Man Was that a clone me or a Skrull me I just beat? I can never tell sometimes. Win Quote vs. Viewtiful Joe Being a carefree, fun-loving hero is all good, but you wouldn't even qualify for the Pet Avengers.

Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 Entry (one teammate down) Spidey here. Entry (two teammates down) Ohhh, man! Match Start Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Match Start vs. Dr. Strange Time for a butt-whooping supreme! Match Start vs. Firebrand So...any relation to JJ? Match Start vs. Ghost Rider If it's souls you're looking for, there a guy named J Jonah I'd like you to meet.... Victory vs. Dr. Strange So now you're, what? Sorcerer Kinda-Ok-ish? Victory vs. Firebrand You know, you sort of look like the guy who ruined my marriage... Victory vs. Ghost Rider Vengeance has been... (Cough) How do you do that? Win Quote vs. Dr. Strange Jeez... Next time, maybe you should cast a spell that'll make you NOT suck. Win Quote vs. Frank Sorry your camera broke in the fight. Guess someone else'll have to get pics to the Bugle.

Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite Character Select All right! Can I pilot the Quinjet? Character Select with Venom partner Try to keep your parasites to yourself, Eddie. Match Start Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Introducing the Web Warriors! Eh... still gotta work on that name. Match Start vs. Ultron Sigma I'm definitely gonna need a lot of web fluid for this one! Match Start with Ryu partner Hadoken! I've always wanted to say that! Tag Out (to Venom) Eddie! Taunt Duuude, you suck! Eh, guess not everyone can be spectacular. Throw Up and over! Victory All in a day's work for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Win Quote vs. Frank West Nice try, Frank, but I don't pose for just any paparazzo.

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