Aww…ye hah!
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You are goin' down!
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Best in the universe… Check it out!
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I'M BURNIN' UP!
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I am waaaay too strong!
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PAUL...PHOENIX!!! Know that I am the top fighter...IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
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Oy, that bear is my enemy! Ya lay a hand on him and I swear I'll beat you down even harder!
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Damn! So, you're after the universe too, huh!? You almost had me there...
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Even the universe's greatest fighter can't deal with chainsaws and guns! Be careful with that crap next time, will ya!?
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Huh? You like challengin' other dojos to fights? Then why aren't ya at a freakin' dojo, then? Get outta here, girlie!
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Listen up! A man's worth is his strength, not his money! Nothin' happens if you don't have the power!
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Ooh, that's a sweet ride you got there! I can fly up into space with that, right? RIGHT!?
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Those electric attacks look cool! I'm gonna have to eat some electric eels and see if I can't steal your moves!
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What kinda business are ya in? Ya make any money from it? Think I could get in on it?
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I like fightin' too, y'know... But I ain't the same kind of fighter as you.
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Hey, ya better not go out like that! You're gonna catch a cold!
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No idea who you're talkin' about, toots. I'm bad with rememberin' faces.
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Ya may not know it, toots, but all that stuff they write about men in those romance novels? Fake!
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I get ya, bud. I hate bein' cooped up in the same place all the time. I'd probably go a little nutso too.
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I ain’t gonna let no new kid on the block beat me step by step on my own turf! I always hang tough because I got the right stuff!
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Nice! I've defeated my very first alien! And now the world is safe!
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Your freakin' butler drives you around your estate? Damnit, you rich people and your damn money! I hate you all!
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I don't know what I'd do in your situation, lady. If a tree called me, I'd just give it some water and manure and call it a day.
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You and I are like kindred spirits, bro! Just one look at your head tells me that much!
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Hey, do I look like some sort of shady businessman!? My school accepts any and everyone!
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Even though I hate your guts, you still got some sweet hair. But aren't ya gettin' too old to fight?
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I LOVE brawlin' with big lugs like you! I don't have to worry about my aim 'cuz I know EVERYTHING will connect!
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You can try to hit me as much as ya want. A real man only needs ONE knockout punch to finish any fight!
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Huh! Not bad, girlie! I thought you'd just be all talk, but you showed me a thing or two!
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It don't matter if you're a robot or a monster. I'll wreck ya good if you get in my way!
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Not bad for a young kid, but you're not good enough to beat the universe's greatest fighter!
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Lady, quit yappin' in my ear! I don't understand a word that you're saying!
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Geez, what the hell are ya doing? You got too many gimmicks for a kid.
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I gotta admit, you still got the skills, even though that mouth's gonna get you in trouble sooner or later.
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I'm lookin' for sponsors! If ya give me some moolah, I'll make sure to put your logo on my karate gi!
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Wait, there's some other weirdo runnin' around in a mask? Are they in fashion or somethin' now?
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I'm gonna be the best in the freakin' universe! No bear will ever stop me again! Hahaha!
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Ya gotta be some sorta space cat, huh? You’re uglier than I thought you’d be.
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Ya don't move around like I thought ya would. Is that getup a little bit too heavy for ya?
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Sorry, bro, but ya know how it goes. There can only be one winner and one loser in this world.
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W-w-wait, you're a cop!? Yo man, I didn't do nothin' wrong! You gotta believe me! Here, lemme help you up...
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I'm gettin' sick 'n tired of rich chicks like you taking money away from hard-workin' guys like me!
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A hard-hitter like you ain't got a chance of beating me! I know too much about your style for you to hoodwink me!
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How about ya dress in something normal and we’ll so how tough ya look! If you really wanna stand out, fix your hair and get a bike, too!
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I ain't braggin', but even if ya kill me, you're not gonna get a cent off my darn body!
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Nice! I'm the WINNER! ...Right? Ya ain't playin' dead on me, are ya?
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So what are ya? A space alien or something? Never seen anything like you before.
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You're no substitute for the real thing! Ya don't have the power or the hair to match me!
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Don't matter how much makeup ya put on, missy! When your sweat starts drippin', ya become somethin' totally different!
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Being an entrepreneur is better than working for the man. But bein' free is most important!
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I'm not interested in your vision, bro. My sights are set on somethin' bigger than this freakin' planet!
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Ken Masters? No idea. He looks like me? Well then, he must be one classy-lookin' fella.
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A beat-up uniform and bare feet... Man, looks like you fell on some hard times yourself.
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Space may be far away, but now I've conquered ALL of the Southern Hemisphere by beatin' ya!
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Ya learned all of your moves by watching that guy? Wow, I'm looking forward to fightin' ya when you grow up!
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Heh, you're as tough as they say. How about we sit down and talk business?
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You wanna be a human, I wanna be the universe's greatest fighter. Let's team up and make both of our dreams a reality!
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Shuddap about me being ugly and dirty. I took a shower two weeks ago! That's good enough!
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Satisfied, kid? Now, get your keister home before I lose my cool.
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Huh, that sword looks pretty fancy, dude. Mind if I take it off your hands? I can make a tidy profit off of it.
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Russia? Haha, don't make me laugh. A real man goes for the entire freakin' universe!
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