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Go easy on me, okay?
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You really don't piss around now, do you?
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You better think up a cool way to lose, mate.
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At long last I've found your breasts--I mean this timeline's version of you.
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You remember your high school romance? The majestic space center in Houston? Ah, the fleeting beauty of youth...
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Not too bad, right?
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Don't make this too easy!
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Told you this would happen, didn't I, bruv?
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Um...am I forgetting something here?
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Fighting's not ALL about brute force you know. Right Freddy?
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100 points for imitating a superstar! But hey, don't feel down 'cause you lost. Be like me: I'm all smiles, and I don't even have a home to go back to!
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I was going to say "Good night, loser!" but you're already asleep! My famous line...useless.
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You're good at hiding in small spaces, huh? I've got one for you right here--right inside the range of my weapon! Ha ha ha!
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Wedding dresses are right expensive, I almost feel a bit bad attacking you... I mean, there's no way in Hell I could pay you back for one.
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I've gotten used to a lot of weird things in this time period, but...you're something else, mate.
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I-No, right...? I'll never forget that again. I think I might even know your 3-sizes... O-Okay, I was just joking. Don't look at me that way.
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Just a little while ago, there was a trendy book about understanding people from their appearance and behavior. I was actually quite interested in it... until today, really.
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You know, it's always been bothering me, but... do you wash your hands before you cook?
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Hah, you think you can call yourself a gigolo in my presence? The true test of a man isn't about how many ladies you made cry, it's about... huh? You're taking care of them? D-Do you have any vacancies...?
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You've really got it all, huh? Looks, smarts, skill... But I guess that means defeat hits you pretty hard, doesn't it? Sorry.
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Wait a tick, why're you reading off all the laws I've broken? I thought this was supposed to be a duel, mate.
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Now listen young lady, a woman shouldn't raise her sword, or, uh, anchor, lightly.
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Long, beautiful hair is really my favorite, but...not when it's all crumpled like that.
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I started wondering if you had some gorilla in the old family tree so I checked it out. No gorilla but there is a robot, as it turns out. Bit surprising...
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You quit taking over the world or whatever? Well, that's a relief. I'm telling you, the true test comes after you've conquered it. What're you going to do? Just more political non-sense.
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Go ahead and wave that flag if you want, but maybe next time it oughta be a white one.
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As an Englishman I know how to be a gentleman too, but... that doesn't help you win a fight.
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Maybe I can't beat you in a fight, mate, but I've studied your weak points all across history. Hey, what's with that look?
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Hey mate, doesn't that hairdo ever...get in the way? Like, "Whoa, didn't see that coming"? You wanna borrow a bandana?
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A shadow's the opposite of something you know. If that thing was the main character, you'd be the shadow. Uh, by the way, are you really blind...?
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Never met a bloke like you before... You what they call a corporate warrior?
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