Yami: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!
Viewtiful Joe: Yaaa-hoo! You got beat bad, monster! You got put down by the hottest, rockingest hero in the world: me, Viewtiful Joe! You're lucky it was me and not some third-string stunt double!
*Rumble, rumble!*
Viewtiful Joe: Yo-yo-yo! What's goin' on!? Is the dimensional balance shifting again? No way! This can't be happening! The Science Ninja! And Casshern! And that cool guy Polymer! I'm not gonna be able to fight with all those kick-ass Japanese anime guys again!! Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Ken the Eagle: That guy never stopped talking for a minute.
Polymer: I kind of liked him. He had spirit.
Casshern: He was an interesting character. Maybe... we might run into him again?
Ken the Eagle: Yes, even though he was a chatterbox, he's still a hero, and a darn good one at that!
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Yeeeeeah, baby! It's so viewtiful!
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C'mon, [your partner], say it with me! HENSHIN-A-GO-GO, BABY!
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Awesome, I am simply too awesome! Today, I'm spittin' hot fire!
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No one can stop Viewtiful Joe! Well... Except for Silvia, maybe...
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I'm hot, I'm cool, I'm groovy! Who's the most viewtiful hero around? That's right, yours truly!
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"With a last-minute turnaround, the hero gets the girl and saves the day!" That's the way all stories should end!
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Sorry, [your opponent]! The moment you became the enemy of Viewtiful Joe was the moment fate decided that you would lose!
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Oh darn, my bad! Hang on for a sec. You think I can have a do-over? We gotta have a cooler ending than that! Pretty please?
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Hey, hey, you big slowpoke! You can't block what you can't keep up with!
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Puh-lease! Hot-tempered guys like you are just so passé! You're gonna have to be hot and cool like me, if you wanna stay in fashion!
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"If Casshern can't do it, who can?" Are you kidding me? That's an easy one! The answer is yours truly, Viewtiful Joe!
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I didn't think "Superhero Gets Beat by Woman" would sound good in the headlines! Sorry, lady!
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Too bad, lady! You got the looks, the smarts, and the toughness, but I got the win!
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You... A hero...? I don't think you really belong here, do you?
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Thanks for the fight, Lightan! Six Majin would definitely wanna learn some of your brutal moves!
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Some day we gotta team up, dude. You and I could take on the whole world!
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That was one red-hot rumble! But you know, you don't gotta hit me so hard!
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Wooow! ♪ A perfect mix of shy and sexy! You're really something! (Man, Silvia could learn a thing or two from her...)
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Um, dude... Here's some advice. It may happen in the movies, but that blonde hair and huge sword doesn't really scream "samurai!"
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I only got one thing to say to ya, bub. Speed alone won't satisfy the crowd! If you wanna be a hero, you're gonna need some personality!
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Hey, if you guys have an opening, ring me up! Whether it's a horned owl, a swallow or heck, even a condor, I'd fit the bill!
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Man, you got so many awesome attachments! I'm kinda envious that you got all those cool weapons...
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Sorry lady, but I've got too many older, bat-guano crazy women in my life as it is!
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Whoa, the real Polymer!? H-O-T! Hey, hey, can you sign my helmet!? Make it out to "Joe, my No. 1 fan!"
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...Hey, you promised! You said you'd let me ride in that big robot! And I wanna get my picture taken too!
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A cute robot girl who's also a maid? You know, there's such a thing as overkill.
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Hey... Hey... You're pretty beastly! Y-You sure you're human?
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Wait, you're really part of the Earth Defense Squad!? I thought you were just cosplaying!
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Y-Y-You're Tekkaman!? Really!? Sweet! I see you all the time when they show reruns!
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Don't be so glum, chum! You tried to finish me off with that Voltekka beam and... Wait up. Did I just lose?
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Whoa, it's a fake me! But yo, the level of detail is off the charts! I guess imitation IS flattery.
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You're a hero of justice, but your lines are lame! But you did make a pretty good entrance!
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Now that's how a heroine's gotta be! Maybe you and Silvia can swap places? ...No? Dang.
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Haha! And a new rival enters the ring! Your buddy X is gonna be green with envy, dude!
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