I’m on a job! Alright, ready, steady, go!
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Don-chan!
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Ibuki! On the scene!
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I can't control it!
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So tired...
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Booooring...!
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If I find the people you're looking for, I'll give you a text! So... What's your number?
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Your face is totally terrifying! You should smile more! ...Um, on second thought, maybe you shouldn't.
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Is this some kind of TV show or something? Cause that girl just shot her hands at me.
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This isn't cosplay! I'm a REAL ninja!
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You don't need to yell at me! I heard you the first time!
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Talking about world domination... And those clothes? Far-fetched, even for a Saturday morning cartoon.
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You can shoot electricity? Wow, that's pretty cool! Have you thought about becoming a ninja?
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It must be so nice for guys to be able to eat all they want and not worry about their weight.
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I didn't want to fight against you anyway!
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You wanna pet Don-chan? Um... sure, I guess.
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Eddy? Never heard of him. Is he, like, your boyfriend or something?
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You're a cop?! Well then... I'm outta here!
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I dunno if dressing like that is supposed to make you look "hard", but if you're not careful, someone's gonna arrest you!
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Electrical powers seem pretty convenient! Hey, do you think you could help me charge my cell phone?
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No fair, hitting me from so far away! That's cheating! Eh, but I won anyway, so whatever, I guess.
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Don't you ever take those gloves off? What about when you're eating or when you have to go to the bathroom?
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Yeah, I know. I'll get back to my studies... Like, tomorrow, OK?
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Do all guys in the military have to get that haircut? That's really weird.
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Look, I have my way of being a ninja, and you have yours. I don't mind sneakers, but red is so last year.
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If you break your hip or something, it's not my fault!
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I guess bigger isn't always better. I mean, your footwork was all over the place.
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Now you know not to underestimate us girls! We're cute and we kick butt!
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Hey, I'm a lot stronger than that! If you wanna impersonate me, at least get it right!
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Ah, robots now too? What happened to the good ol' days when we only fought against pirates and stuff?
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You'd be kinda hot if you weren't so gloomy!
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I thought you were a librarian at first. With power like that, I'd better return all my books on time!
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Not really sure why you attacked me. I was just minding my own business and stuff.
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Taking it easy on me because I'm a kid? Well, don't forget that I'm also a ninja!
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Hey, how do you get those flames to come out? They're so cool... I want flaming punches too!
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You're not a real tiger, are you? That's just a mask, right? Right?
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HEY! Quit trying to eat Don-chan! He's not food!
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I almost lost… to a cat. Maybe I have been skipping training too much…
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And people talk about MY fashion sense! At least my village doesn't make me wear that get-up!
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Dizzy already? And I thought I had low stun...
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You're a police officer, too?! Not that I've done anything wrong or anything... but I'm outta here!
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Forehead protector? I don't need one of those... Maybe you should stop watching anime...
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Can you tone it down a few notches? You're making me tired just looking at you!
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Wearing the same clothes every day is one thing, but you should at least wash them from time to time.
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Why do all these weirdos keep coming after me?! Do I look like the type who wants this kind of attention?!
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That thing was WAY too strong! Time for a break!
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Whoa, what the...?! Smiling too much can be really creepy, too, you know!
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Dude, I'm not picky about hairstyles, but... Man, I'd hate to sit behind you in a movie.
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If you're going to the South Pole, you might want to find some warmer clothes? I guess I should, too, though...
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Not bad for being self-trained, but you still have a ways to go. You are pretty good at shadow clones, though...
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I told you, my name is IBUKI! Not private, not corporal, and certainly not human shield!
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First you need to diet. Then we'll talk. Maybe.
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Don't you burn out if you just train all day? You gotta kick back and relax, too!
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You don't have to be such a sourpuss! Frowning so much gives you wrinkles, y'know.
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So you're always running late as well? Ha ha, join the club! Not like we're missing anything important, right?
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You're kinda my type, but I don't go for guys who are weaker than me.
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I wish Don-chan could talk too…
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You're a narcissist? But aren't narcissists supposed to at least be cute? You're just a creepy old dude.
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You have a pet panda? Cool! Mind if I pet him sometime?
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You're a ninja too?! No way! Cosplayers like you give us REAL ninjas a bad name!
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Man, that was scary... I almost got hugged to death!
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