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You've gone to great lengths to gain power, but it won't work!
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Hakan: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. Honda! How are you, Edmond?
Honda: Fine! Long time no see!
Hakan: My goodness! How many years has it been? So, what are you doing out here, anyway?
Honda: Just trying to spread the word about sumo! Gotta show people it's the best technique on Earth!
Hakan: Oh, yeah? Can't say I agree with you there, friend. The best technique out there is Turkish wrestling! Everyone knows that!
Honda: Nnngh... Maybe we oughta put that to the test!
Hakan: Sounds good!
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Why, you!
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You will pay!
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Hakan: Grrr... Well then, Mr. Honda. Let us meet again in your homeland!
Honda: Grrr... Good fight! Just don't expect me to lose next time!
Hakan: Quite a grip on that one, let me tell you. With a grip like that, he could go far in the world of Turkish wrestling! And that oily topknot! What a character that man is! You know, he made mention of the various oils available in the Land of the Rising Sun... Ah, there you are! Make preparations at once! We need to go to Japan! It is a fascinating and oily place populated by sumo wrestlers! This is the first step on my way to becoming the oil king of a new land! Wah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hold on just one second there, pal! On whose authority did you drag your sorry self here, huh? Surely, you know this here is the private residence of Hakan, the oil king of Turkey! Aha! You must be some sort of industrial spy, is that it? Don't lie to me! That paper you have is all the proof I need! It may look like an ordinary shopping list, but I wasn't born yesterday! It's written in a secret code! Get some fire near it, and the invisible ink shows up, no? You've come to steal my trade secrets so your two-bit employer can dethrone me and take over my market share! I can't believe I was almost violated by a spy like you! If you thought for one second that this would make me give up my dream of winning a tournament with my very own oil, you are sadly mistaken! It's time to go on the offensive! I'll devise an oil so magnificent that no one can hope to copy it! This is it! The time has come to cover the world in my oil!
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OK! Are you ready?
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Go ahead, make your move.
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I haven't even begun to fight.
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I don't have time for amateurs.
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You're going to mess up my hair!
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You can't compare to my strength!
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Nothing beats Hakan's cooking oil!
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Got to keep your kisbet in good shape!
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Nothing's more comfortable than a kisbet.
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I'm ready for action!
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I say Turkish wrestling rules!
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Looks like it's time to oil up!
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Seriously?
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How about some oil?
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Sorry about that! You're not hurt, are ya?
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Not bad! But you've got plenty of room for improvement!
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No, no! Stay down! Don't get up on my account! Just relax!
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I went easy on ya, amateur. You won't be so lucky next time!
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I guess victory *slipped* from your grasp, eh? Wah hah ha ha ha!
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Never fought a Turkish wrestler before? Glad I could enlighten you!
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Using oil isn't cheating. You're welcome to oil up yourself, you know.
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Nothing makes me angrier than smokers. Don't they know fire is dangerous?
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Don't let it get to you. We all have days like this! You'll feel better soon!
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If you like oil, you'll love my brand of cooking oil! Care for a free sample?
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Have you had a taste of my cooking oil yet, young man?
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You need to be taught a lesson about respecting your teachers!
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What incredible power! Are you even human?
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Learn to act like a gentleman if you want to get anywhere in life!
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I cannot conduct business with the likes of you!
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Do you ever get bothered by static electricity?
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You're awfully young to be in the army, aren't you?
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With looks like that and kicks to match, I bet you get a lot of attention!
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I don't know what you did, but I don't associate with criminals!
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So you were using gadgets, were ya? Cheap tricks like that won't work on me!
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Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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You're a strong fighter, but I prefer folk songs to your music.
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So that's yoga, is it? I've never seen anything like it!
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Impressive boxing! Say, what kind of cooking oil do you use in England?
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Gah! This tastes awful! Here, take a bite yourself!
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It's bad for your health to be so grumpy! How about some aromatic oil?
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It's the oil in Chinese cooking that has made you strong, no?
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An assassin? That's a crime! Help! Police! Help!
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What a fantastic fight! I learned a lot from you!
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You have a daughter too, do you? Us dads have to stick together!
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You and I have a lot in common, friend! I hope we can meet again!
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Did you see that, Honda? That's the power of Turkish oil wrestling!
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You're after a boyfriend? I hope you find a boy who's good marriage material!
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Didn't your parents teach you to speak more politely than that?
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You run a company too, right? Tell me, how is business these days?
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You want to restore your family dojo! What a responsible girl you are!
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That was one scary fight! Look, I'm sweating oil because of you!
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You're a powerful fighter, lady! And quite a looker, too!
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You talk too much to be a challenge in the ring!
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You're as strong as they say! I should use you in my commercials!
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Muay Thai fighters use oil too, right? Do you have any to spare?
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How old are you, anyway? This tournament is awfully dangerous for a kid!
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Unlike your weapons, my oil makes the world a better place!
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Looking for someone, are you? We should assemble a search party!
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Did you just call yourself beautiful? Have you looked in a mirror lately?
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You fuss over your hair too!? So do I!
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You'd get more ladies with a tan! How about some of my sunscreen?
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Your wrestling skills are impressive! Add a little oil and you're all set!
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