*Rumble, rumble*
Yatterman-1: We gotta get out here on the double! The fabric of space itself is shaking! Yatter-Wan! Gather up everyone and get them to safety!
*Rumble, rumble - CRACK!*
Yatterman-2: Huh? Kiaaaaaaargh!
Yatterman-1: The ground! It's splitting up...! Oh no! Ai-chaaaaaaaaan!
Yatter-Wan: Woooooof!
*Whoosh!*
Yatterman-2: ...Huh...?
Yatterman-1: Whew! That was a close one... Ai-chan, are you OK!? You hurt at all?
Yatterman-2: I'm OK. Thanks. I thought I was a goner for sure.
Yatterman-1: You had me worried there! I'm glad you're OK... If you're ever in trouble, I'll be there to save you!
Yatterman-2: Gan-chan... *Sniffle*
Yatterman-1: Ai-chan...!
Yatterman-2: Gan-chan... ♥
Yatterman-1: Ai-chan... ♥
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Victory Pose Time! Yatter! Yatter! Yatterman!
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Great job there, Yatter-Wan! You deserve an oil snack for that!
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What a waste of time! You might as well not even show up if you can't even fight!
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Evil will find no place to hide in a world with Yatterman and Yatter-[your partner]!
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That wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be. How 'bout we try to be a little more carefree, eh?
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Nice going, Yatter-[your partner]! What? You mean you want me to stop calling you that? Why?
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Whether I'm blocking or punching, I'm always using all of my power! That's the Yatterman way!
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Victory Pose! Yatter! Yatt... er... You don't seem to be happy to be doing the Victory Pose, [your partner].
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Man almighty! You are diesel! Can I touch your bicep?
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You're so keyed up! I like it! That's how ya do it!
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When I get in close like that, I just unleash the ole Kendamagic. You'll be feeling it in the morning.
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Ow-ow-ow-ow! Why'd you hafta kick so hard? You can tone it down for a bit, can't ya?
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Fancy meeting ya here, Doronjo! I kinda wish I didn't... but, well, whatever.
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That is a really cool digital camera! Can I see it? No? It's for work only? Why do you gotta be such a downer?
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I've fought so many crazy, messed-up robots in my time that fighting a ginormous lighter ain't no biggie.
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I think that's enough for today. I don't want to get this handsome face dirty.
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That's a pretty nifty weapon you got there. Mind if I try it out? No? Oh, OK...
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You're fast, I'll give you that. But if you telegraph your attacks like that, of course I'm gonna dodge them.
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What!? You're using a real sword!? I thought it was some kind of toy! And here I was just takin' it easy the whole time! Yikes!
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I didn't notice it earlier, but that armor has got lots of gimmicks! Can I get one, ya think?
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That's what you get for judging someone by their looks, Birdy Man! Lucky for you I was holding back!
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So, like, you got a different weapon for every attack or something? Pfft... All I need is my Kendamagic and I'm good to go.
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I've seen enough sexy villainesses in my time to know what to expect from you! By the way, you're way hotter than Doronjo, I gotta say.
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Ummm... That's not what I would call justice. You're a bit narrow-minded, ain't ya?
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Pretty versatile for a robot. I gotta say, though, your design is pretty old-school. You gotta jazz that thing up, maybe turn it into an animal...
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Hey, if ya got any free time, why don't you come over to my place. And don't forget your cleaning supplies! OK?
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Wow! That was a rockin' good time! Don't hold back the next time we fight, OK?
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I can tell by the look in your eyes that you've been in some pretty rough scrapes.
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Looooo-ser! Looooo-ser! Hey, don't get angry at me! Take it out on those alien baddies you fight!
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Hey, if you got something buggin' you, I could give you some advice!
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When it comes to speed, coolness factor, and random craziness, I've gotcha beat every time!
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Hey-hey-hey! You're getting a little carried away, ain't ya? No way are you good Yatterman material!
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Ow-ow-ow! Why in the world are you attacking me, Ai-chan!? The enemy's over there! See!?
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So you're saying you come from a world filled with robots like you? That's so cool! You gotta take me!
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