Chef: So, what the heck is this green liquid supposed to be? El Fuerte: Ha ha! Well, this is a great new ingredient that a Sumo wrestler friend told me about on my journey! It's called aojiru! It's packed with nutrients and keeps both the body and the mind healthy! It's clearly green, but the Japanese call it blue juice for some reason. Chef: Spare me the explanation, professor. Why the heck are you putting it in chili soup!? You sure you're even supposed to heat that stuff up? Huh? El Fuerte: Oh, what are you, boco loco? Adding one delicious thing to another delicious thing always equals more deliciousness! Chef: Are you cooking or doing algebra? I'm not sure I trust either in your hands! El Fuerte: Aha! I got it! I bet if I made it a little bit sweeter, it'd go down a lot easier! I'll just add some chocolate I got from that French mercenary... Chef: YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE!!!
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The ultimate fighter deserves the ultimate menu, but the road to culinary perfection is long and fraught with peril. Great dangers and trials await, but they will only make me stronger! Many obstacles and walls stand in my path, but I will climb over them, destroy them, lay waste to them, for I am a fighter! I will face underappreciation, bear the weight of oppression upon my shoulders! I will make new friends and hold discussions with them over fine food! No matter what, I will always whip up a meal for my adversaries! All it takes is a can-do attitude and a burning passion to conquer adversity! I will reach my goal! I will ascend into the night sky and reach the stars of ultimate delicacy!
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Rico!
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Gracias!
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How about a nice cactus pear? You can even eat the seeds!
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Nothing beats a heaping helping of paella, amigo! Want some?
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That was one volcanic battle! Thanks for the memories, amigo!
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Stay right where you are! I'll let you know when dinner is ready!
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Looks like I made a new friend! We should go out and eat to celebrate!
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That was a great fight! I'll whip up a meal to celebrate! Any requests?
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Fighting is like cebollita! Add a little heat, and it gets a whole lot better!
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Try the frijoles to test a restaurant! Try the special moves to test a fighter!
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If you're feeling down, put some color in your cheeks with a bowl of red beets!
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You might not have a family, but you have plenty of amigos! Cheer up!
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Your battle cries are intimidating, but you should attack once in a while too.
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I can tell by looking at you that you eat by yourself. Am I right?
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You'd make a great wrestling villain!
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Food tastes better when you're not trying to take over the world!
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What do you eat that makes you generate electricity like that?
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You need to eat more and add a little meat to those bones!
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If you like crepes, you'll LOVE my tortillas!
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Tell me about prison food! Is it really as bad as they say?
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You'd make a great luchadore! Whaddya say? Wanna give it a shot?
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You simply have to try my famous tortilla soup!
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Teleportation and flame power? What kind of spice does that?
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Drinking tea all day will leave you hungry. Let me whip up a quick dish!
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Have some of my cuisine! It will calm you down and settle your stomach!
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Mexican food is the best! Let me whip you up a little something to show you!
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You work too hard, man. You look like you're already half-dead...
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I bet that fight left you famished! Why don't I whip something up?
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You're too cool and collected! You oughta heat things up!
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Ah! Another runner! I like your style, amigo!
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If I popped you in an oven, you'd make a great roast! Just kidding, amigo!
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For a big guy, you sure move fast! Is it because you eat chanko stew?
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Ninjas are nothing to be trifled with! I love your aerial attacks! Perfection!
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You're spicy like a habanero! Gotta be careful handling you!
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You're expecting a kid? That's great! Call me when you need a birthday cake!
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You and I have the same passion in our hearts! Say nothing more! Let's go!
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Wow! You're a beast! What do you eat to get like that!?
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I'm not interested in the future! I live in the here and now!
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How about some arroz con leche? I bet you'd love it!
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Not bad, amigo! Hang on a sec while I whip you up something good!
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I bet you must eat a ton to keep that giant body of yours satisfied!
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You're not taller than me, but you sure are strong, kid!
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Give this dish a shot! It'll fill you up more than that ball in your stomach!
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What's the matter, amigo? That fight was more Tex-Mex than I expected...
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Don't you ever talk about anything else besides yourself?
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How do you get your hair to do that?
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You'll never get strong with a body like that! Have some pollo en mole!
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How did you like getting swept up in a hurricane? Nothing beats lucha libre!
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