Sayonara, sucker!
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Sumo #1: Oh, dear. Where'd that big lug get off to this time? Sumo #2: This is no good. Honda's Boss: Hey, you two! I don't see Honda around. You didn't let him wander off again, did you? Sumos: Oaaah! Honda: The only way to get Sumo in the Olympics is to join the committee myself!
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Well, that's strange... I boarded what I thought was a ship to America in order to spread the joys of Sumo. I wonder where I ended up? Meh... Whatever! The best way to make new Sumo fans all over the world is to show 'em the real deal up close an' personal! Then they'll see how fun it is! Go for it! Step into the ring! Attack me as a group if ya want! I'm game! Gah hah ha ha ha! This is my first time on the international circuit, and it's a blast! If I keep this up, I'm bound to earn tons of fans!
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Oh, yeah!
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Victory is mine!
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Phew! Not bad! I almost threw in the towel!
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Man, I'm starving! I could go for some chanko stew!
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Gah hah ha ha! I love seeing new moves in the ring!
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You need to go back and start your training over again, bub!
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Sumo is fun to watch, but even more fun to try out for yourself!
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I'm the best Japan has to offer! And I'm off to conquer the world!
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I'm just gettin' started! I haven't shown you half of what I can do!
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Nothin' like a good fight to make you feel all warm an' fuzzy inside!
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You'd better pack on the pounds or I'll be able to knock you over with a touch!
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Not bad, kid. Have you considered taking up sumo?
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Why not give the arrogant talk a rest and concentrate on your moves, huh?
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You may be strong and fast, but you couldn't withstand my moves!
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Not a lot of variety in boxing, is there?
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Hovering around like that only makes it easier to knock you down!
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I like your style, bub! Have you considered a career in sumo?
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You're fast, but you're too light on your feet to hurt the likes of me!
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I could barely feel your blows! You've got legs like a sumo wrestler, though.
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It must be hard to fight with those handcuffs on!
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Anything else up your sleeve, lady?
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You oughta try sumo! I bet a unique fighter like you would be popular!
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You've got an infectious smile, pal, I'll give you that!
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It takes more than meditation to get strong! You've gotta practice!
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Just like sumo wrestlers, there are lots of different kinds of boxers, huh?
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Eat enough chanko stew and you can be strong like me! Whaddya say?
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Your face is as scary as your body is strong!
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You're full of pep, but shouting at me isn't enough to knock me out!
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You sure have some fancy moves. It must have taken forever to learn them all!
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Wow! So you're the guy who came up with that fighting style, are you?
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If you just sit there waiting for your chance, victory will pass you by!
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I'm no expert, but aren't ninjas s'posed to sneak around in the dark an' whatnot?
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Whaddya think, Mr. Hakan? Why not learn some sumo techniques while you're here?
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Sure are a lotta ninjas about lately. I wish sumo had so many apprentices...
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No holds barred for this little lady! For a young'un, you sure pack a punch!
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Aggressive opponents are fun! Of course, even they can't beat me!
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You've got what it takes, kid! You're gonna go far! No doubt about it!
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I thought you had powered up, but turns out it was just my imagination! Haha!
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Your hocus-pocus has shown me that some moves rely on more than brute strength!
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I like the cut of your jib, fella. You just need a bit more muscle mass.
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Not bad! You know, I could make you an apprentice wrestler if you want!
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You're quite a formidable fighter!
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I'm proud to see how strong Japanese girls have gotten!
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There's more to a move than the way it looks! All sumo wrestlers know that!
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You've got quite a physique! You just need to work on your flexibility!
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If I wanted to see a dude in tights jumping around, I'd go to the circus!
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Come back when you've put on a bit more muscle!
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It's going to take a hundred more years of training to beat this sumo wrestler!
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I'm the Ozeki! No one can beat me!
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